"Okay, before I pass out... Let's just talk about this..." The boy says as he raises his hands up in the air in surrender. He is scared out of his mind, but also a little embarrassed, surrendering to a tiny toy sword held against his neck.
"Talk about what? The fact that you dare challenge the great Purple!"
"You're the one who is going to attack ME!"
"Silence! Now fight or this will be an easy win!"
"F-Fight, for what purpose!?"
"You hide behind your army of smashers, always trying to defeat me, but now I get the satisfaction of kicking the crap out of you myself!"
"...Wow, you sure do have Sully's personality."
"Dolphin slash!" She screams randomly.
"Wait, what? OW!" They boy shouts as he gets knocked back from the upward slash that hits his face. The amiibo lands on his chest, preparing to stab the kid in the neck. Panicking, he plucks her off and immediately gets up, running out of the kitchen for dear life.
He squeaks in fear as he hears the tiny foot steps of his assaulter chasing after him.
"GAH!" He yells in pain as the toy sword bashes against his left ankle, causing him to trip. Although the sword is blunt, it apparently is very painful when hit by.
He gets up quickly, grabbing the amiibo as tightly as he can.
The boy watches her squeal and her attempts to get out of his grasp.
He tries everything to mollify the destructive amiibo. "Listen, you need to clam down!"
But she is having none of it. She stabs the toy sword into the boy's thumb, causing him to holler in pain once again and drop her. She grabs his shirt, climbs to his shoulder, and jumps to a table, keeping hold of his shirt to take him down with her.
Step by step, she drags the boy across the table with much effort, heading towards a window.
'"W-what are you doing!?" The boy asks in alarm, still sucking his thumb Purple has struck.
"I'm going to eliminate one of your stocks of course! Since this is an impromptu battle, the number of stocks we have should be default. So after I throw you out of this window, that is one stock down for you!"
"G-GAAAH! Wait, wait, no! This is the real world, it does not work like that!"
"Shut up!"
Just when she makes it to the window of the 3rd floor apartment with the panicking boy, a fire ball crashes to her side. She turns, glaring at a newcomer to the real world like her...
A/N: Yes, I am alive, and I must apologize for the wait. I honestly have no excuse, I was just in a down moment, but I am back. Now to respond to some reviews.
Reevee: Yes, as you saw above, it was time to be afraid, VERY afraid, but anyway, thanks for letting me know I'm doing alright! I appreciate it.