Kuroko Tetsuya: Our Yakuza Onii-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basket or the characters besides OCs.
Authors Note: Hello again everyone! I'm super duper happy to read your reviews and I want to thank everyone who followed and favorited my story! Thank you so much! I'm glad I'm not a total failure. As the story progresses along, it will get mildly violent as we are dealing with Yakuza, and the most eccentric rainbow ever, but no character death, I can't handle that. *cries over character deaths in Shingeki no Kyojin*. The plot itself will be light hearted and you can bet on cute little scenes with the pairings (kagokuro mainly with GoM/Kuroko on the side and maybe other pairing) and kids. Will have some OOC-ness. Kinda long chapter and the plot movement is a bit slow. Enjoy!
Credits to: StainedScarlet who helped me through this! She has a great Naruto fanfic on here called Of Hugs and Battle Scars! Please read it if you have the chance.
Credits to: Owner of the cover picture, found on Google.
Chapter 2:
Seirin's basketball team didn't know what to expect while waiting for their phantom player to come to practice. They had all met up along the way from the school building, with the exception of Kagami, who got in trouble with his English teacher again for his less than acceptable test score, and were now walking towards the gym, chatting about what they thought could be up with their teammate Kuroko.
"Hey Hyuuga, what do you think happened with Kuroko?" Koganei Shinji asked.
"Well, I'm not sure, we don't really know much about him outside of basketball, so there's no way for me to judge that Koganei."
"Well, let's just hope it wasn't the Yakuza or something right guys?" the smiling center for the team, Kiyoshi Teppei said.
The rest of the team started laughing, with Mitobe silently chuckling and smiling.
"Kuroko involved with the Yakuza? You've got to be kidding me! That's one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard!" Fukuda of the freshmen trio said and burst out laughing again. Things calmed down again and Riko asked,
"Hey, have any of you first-years seen Bakagami yet? He better not be late to practice again or I'll triple his training menu."
"Uh, no coach, none of us have seen him, maybe he's talking to his teacher? I heard there was an English test recently, Kagami probably bombed it again," one of the first-year trio said and the others nodded in agreement.
"Hmph, well, we'll see when he gets here."
The group reached the gym and opened the doors. Nigou ran at them from inside and jumped on Riko, licking her face.
"Nigou! I haven't seen you in so long! How are you boy? I missed you too!" Riko gushed at the puppy and hugged him.
"No! Nigou come back here! It's my turn to play with you!"
The rest of the team turned to look inside the gym to see who was speaking and was surprised to see 8 little four year olds come running at them, arms outstretched to the puppy being twirled around in the air by their coach.
"Hey! Who are these kids? How did they get inside the gym?" Hyuuga questioned no one in particular.
When the group of 8 reached the doors of the gym, they stopped in their tracks, now noticing the teenagers standing by the opened door. The two groups looked at each other for a minute before the kid group ran back inside, the puppy jumped out of Riko's arms and followed them. They all hid behind a not-so-invisible-anymore Kuroko.
"It's alright everyone, these are my friends and teammates," Kuroko told the kids behind him.
The Seirin basketball team walked over to Kuroko and set their things down on the nearby bench.
"Good afternoon, everyone. Sorry for skipping practice yesterday coach," Kuroko said and bowed to Riko.
"Never mind about that, who are these adorable chibis behind you?!" Riko asked while trying to peer around Kuroko to get a better look at the kids. The kids got nervous and huddled closer. Kuroko only managed to say "They're my siblings…" shocking all of the Seirin students. The shock was evident on all of their faces, eyes wide, cracked glasses dropped clipboards, even Mitobe's mouth was agape.
"That's A LOT of siblings!" They all thought.
Before Kuroko got to add anything else,
Kyo, being the most open and friendly, introduced himself,
"I'm Kuroko Kyo! 4 years old! Tetsuya-nii loves me the most!" He held up four fingers and smiled proudly. The other kids bristled and got annoyed faces when they heard the last part and in turn introduced themselves bragging about how their Tetsuya-nii loves them.
"I'm Kuroko Rima, 4 years old, Onii-chan is my prince and I'm his princess!" She smiled and twirled her dress. Her sisters giggled, a bit jealous that she got to say it first and her brothers Kyo, Sion, and Aoi laughed saying
"Eh? No way! Rima isn't a princess! She's the mean old witch in the fairy tale!"
"You meanie Kyo!" she snapped and started chasing him around the gym.
"My name is Kuroko Aoi, I like Onii-chan the most and I'll save him one day, cuz I'm a knight in shining armor!" Aoi puffed out his small chest and saluted the team. The Seirin members all chuckled at how cute they were and smiled at them. Riko was practically swooning, she loved cute little kids! When he finished the three other girls held hands and began saying together,
"My name is, Kuroko Ami, Kuroko Tsukimo, Kuroko Kamiko, we're 4 years old! Tetsu-nii's princesses at your service! Nice you meet you!" They curtsied and giggled.
"My turn!" a cute boy with light purple hair said.
"Kuroko Sion, 4 years old, and just between us," He motioned for the group of teens to come closer, he whispered, "I'm Nii-chan's favorite, don't let the others know, they'll be deve- debe-dewa" he tried to say the word he heard on T.V before from one of the dramas mama watched.
"Devastated?" Izuki supplied for the young boy.
Sion smiled at him, "Yeah! Thanks Onii-san!"
The group chuckled at the boy's cheeky personality but couldn't help loving him.
Mitobe noticed that there was still another boy that has yet to introduce himself and was shyly looking at the ground. Mitobe tapped on Kiyoshi's shoulder and pointed to the boy. Kiyoshi knelt down to the boy's eye level and smiled gently at him.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"Um, I'm Kuroko Taiga, I'm 4 years old and… um… I love my onii-chan lots too," Taiga said softly, and smiled sweetly at the end of his introduction.
Kiyoshi, being the only one that heard him, fought the urge to hug him tightly and ruffle his maroon colored hair, and he lost. Kiyoshi picked up Taiga and hugged him, causing the small boy to start in surprise. Kuroko was also taken aback by the sudden movement. He wasn't able to hear how his brother introduced himself but judging by the blush and blissful look on Kiyoshi-senpai's face, it was probably the most embarrassing for him out of all of his sibling introductions. Kuroko couldn't hold back his embarrassment anymore and blushed. After every one of his siblings' introductions, he felt like dying of embarrassment and happiness on the inside, but his blank face showed none of the feelings he felt, until Taiga's and Kiyoshi-senpai's reaction to it.
Too late he tried to use his misdirection (not that it would work anyways with his blushing face) to hide from his teammates. They all noticed him blushing and immediately looked at him. They were all shocked speechless at the sight in front of their eyes.
"KUROKO IS BLUSHING!" They all thought. It was one of the most adorable things they had ever seen in their lives.
Kuroko avoided their gaze and used all of his willpower to regain his blank mask and eventually did, much to everyone's disappointment.
"Alright guys, come here, stop running around. It's time for me to introduce my senpais and teammates."
All of the children stopped chasing each other (Kiyoshi finally let go of Taiga after much cheek rubbing and head patting) and scurried to their onii-chan's side.
"This is the coach, Aida Riko." Kuroko indicated Riko to the children.
"Hello Riko onee-san," they greeted her. She squealed in delight.
"This is Hyuuga Junpei, the Captain." Hyuuga raised his hand for the kids to see.
"Hello Hyuuga onii-san," said in unison. Some (the boys) looked at him in respect because of his title.
"Yo," was his reply.
Kuroko then went on to introduce every other member in the team. The kids made some comments when it came to Kiyoshi, about his height, and Koganei, calling him Neko-san.
It was after the introductions did Kagami decide to finally make his appearance.
"Dang (Yes, Kagami would have used a more intense word but this is rated k+) that teacher! I'm late for practice TWO DAYS IN A ROW! Coach is gonna skin me alive! DANG YOU JAPAN'S ENGLISH FOR BEING TOO FLIPPIN' FORMAL!" Kagami furiously thought as he ran full speed to the gym. He made it a priority to apologize to coach the moment he was through those doors, and he did.
Kagami burst through the doors of the gym, located Riko and went on to shout "I'M SORRY FOR BEING LATE TO PRACTICE COACH! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME," while bowing in front of her, not noticing there were other people in the gym besides his teammates. Then he heard the faint sniffles.
When the kids heard the door suddenly slammed open, they all ran and hid behind Kuroko and cowered in even more when they say a tall guy with a scary face running at them. The girls started tearing up and hugged Kuroko's legs.
"YOU BAKAGAMI! YOU SCARED THE CUTE LITTLE CHIBIS! HOW DARE YOU! AFTER I KILL YOU, I'LL WRITE "Terrified small children" ON YOUR GRAVESTONE!" Riko yelled at him, preparing to hit him with a lethal blow from her fan. It took the whole team to hold her back from committing murder. Kagami looked up,
"Chibis? What chibis? What are you talking about coach?" he asked.
It dawned on him when he looked over at his partner and saw the group of cowering children nervously glancing up at him.
"Oi Kuroko, are these your siblings?" Kagami asked, trying to smile at them.
"Yes, Kagami-kun, now please put away your scary face. It's terrifying them." Kuroko dead-panned at him.
"Kuroko! You! What do you mean put away my scary face?!" Kagami said while walking over to Kuroko, a menacing scowl on his face.
"UWAAA! Run nii-chan! That bakamon is gonna eat you!" Aoi and Kyo said while trying to pull Kuroko away from Kagami. The others cried out too and all worked together in trying to protect their beloved onii-chan from the scary looking giant.
Kagami stopped his advance and blushed, "Wha-what do you mean bakamon!?" he stuttered.
Kuroko let himself be pulled along and began chuckling quietly.
Izuki could help himself, he said, "BAKAgami got called BAKAmon!" and laughed at his own pun (not really a pun, but I tried).
"Shut up Izuki!" Hyuuga yelled at him and punched him.
"Shut up, all of you! KUROKO IS CHUCKLING!" Riko hissed at them. That shut them up instantly. All eyes turned to their phantom man and stared in wonder. Kuroko's chuckle was soft and tinkling but it was a deep and full at the same time.
"Two miracles in a day, we definitely lucked out." Koganei whispered in awe. They all nodded, still staring at the angelic sight of the laughing boy. It was such a rare chance to see emotion on the blue-haired boy, he always had a blank face, unfazed by almost anything.
The children stopped pulling when they heard their nii-chan laughing. They had only heard it a few times when he visited them but it soon became their treasure, so they stopped and listened to the beautiful sound.
Kuroko stopped laughing when he heard the gym doors opening and heard a very familiar and annoying voice calling him an annoying nickname.
"KUROKOCCHI! I came to see you~!"
His blank face was back again, and everyone turned to the model which was the source of the voice.
A Kise Ryouta was bounding through the door arms outstretched toward Kuroko. The chibis noticed this and set up a barricade to protect their Tetsu-nii from an oncoming "weirdo".
When Kise noticed the wall of chibis blocking him from his Kurokocchi, he dramatically fell to the ground crying his crocodile tears, wailing "Uwaaaa! My Kurokocchi! How could you betray me like this! How could you have such cute children without me being the father?"
"Hah? Are you an idiot Kise? Why would Tetsu have kids with you when he's my shadow?"
a new voice spoke.
They all turned to the speaker, a tall dark male with navy blue hair walking through the door, yawning, followed by another person.
"That doesn't have anything to do with Kurokocchi marrying me Ahomine!" Kise shouted at him.
"What did you call me!?" Aomine Daiki growled back.
They Seirin team watched this with sweatdrops. Kuroko was dead-pan as usual but the kids were shocked to see Aomine, he had a scary face too.
Kise and Aomine were about to break into a fight when a clipboard smacked Aoimine on the head with a resounding crack.
"Ow! Danggit Satsuki! What was that for!?" Aomine grunted to his assailant, who was none other than his childhood friend Momoi Satsuki.
"Geez Dai-chan! Stop bullying Kise-kun!" She said to him frowning. Momoi turned and addressed Riko,
"Hello Riko-san! We have come to visit! Please excuse Dai-chan, he's always like that."
Riko replied, "It's no problem, we're used to it."
Momoi turned and bounded happily toward her beloved Tetsu-kun and pulled him into a hug before anyone could react.
"Tetsu-Kun~~~~ I missed you so much!" She gushed at Kuroko, while hugging him.
"Hello Momoi-san," was all he said in reply.
The kids finally realized what was happening, and grabbed Kuroko away from Momoi's grasp.
"NOOOO! Get away! You can't have our nii-chan!" the kids yelled together.
"Awwww how cute! These must be your siblings right Tetsu-kun?" Momoi said to him.
"Kyo-kun, Aoi-kun, Sion-kun, Taiga-kun, Rima-chan, Kamiko-chan, Tsukimo-chan, and Ami-chan." She pointed to each when she named them off.
This time Riko answered, "Your information base is as impressive as ever Momoi-san."
"What?! Kurokocchi/Tetsu has siblings?!" Kise and Aomine say in unison.
"Hmmm? You didn't know? And you're trying to fight me for Tetsu-kun." Momoi scoffed.
While Kuroko was being questioned about his siblings by Aomine and Kise, Riko decided that it was impossible to get any practice done today and decided to just have them take the day off. They all left the gym and Riko locked up after everyone left. Kuroko said goodbye to Kise, Aomine, and Momoi, preparing to walk home with Kagami, his 8 siblings, and Nigou who had lost interest in the humans since earlier and was playing with the balls in the basketball rack.
"Kagami-kun could you help me with something?" Kuroko asked his light.
"Sure, what is it?" Kagami glanced at the boy walking beside him.
"I need you to help me move a bed in my apartment into another room…" Kuroko trailed off,
"Anything else?" Kagami asked and immediately regretted once he got an omnious feeling in his gut.
"Could you watch the kids for a couple of hours for me? I have to go check on my grandparents since my parents are out of the country at this time." Kuroko said quietly.
"WHAT?! You know I'm bad with kids! They're terrified of me! Look!" Kagami pointed to the group of children walking a few paces in front of the duo, and right as he pointed, they all glanced back nervously to see if their onii-chan was still there.
"Please Kagami-kun. And my siblings are all well behaved, it's only for a couple of hours. I'll be back as soon as I can. You just have to feed them, and make sure they don't get kidnapped or die while inside the house alright?" Kuroko pleaded with his eyes although his monotone voice showed no emotion.
"Fine. I'll do it for my best friend." Kagami said relunctantly. He then held out his fist for Kuroko to bump.
"Alright, let's head to the market. I have to cook dinner right?" Kagami grinned.
"Of course." Kuroko replied.
Ending note: How do you guys like it so far? Sorry it's still slow and there's not much of the plot being played out yet but don't worry! It moves along faster in chapter 3! Here comes the infamous Shadow of the Kuroko clan! It'll will still include many cute scenes because I just absolutely love those and more apparent Kagakuro. How fast would you like me to update? I need a minimum of four days per chapter (sorry! summer assignments and stuff), it will probably increase to a chapter a week once school starts for me in Mid-August. Please review! I really want to know what you think (^w^). Thank you for reading!
~CrimsonVanilla