Kuroko Tetsuya: Our Yakuza Onii-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Kuroko no Basket or the characters besides OCs.
Author's Note: Haaaii guys! So in this chapter it gets more into the Yakuza side of Kuroko! How do you think Kagami will handle 8 children by himself? Or maybe he won't *wink wink* don't worry, it all comes together. The appearance of Midorima, Kise, Aomine, and Momoi. Kagami's omnious feeling. It will all make sense soon. Also, it seems that the plot is going to be darker than I had originally planned. Seirin won't have much of an appearance in this fanfic, sorry. The rating for each chapter will change according to the level of violence in it. I had more planned for this chapter but it just got so long! So I'm splitting it into two parts. Enjoy!
Credit to: My awesome and patient friend StainedScarlet for her amazing knowledge and assistance.
Credit to: The owner of the cover picture, found on Google.
Chapter 3:
While Kagami, Kuroko, and the 8 Kuroko siblings were walking toward the market to buy ingredients for dinner, they met Midorima Shintaro and his servan- best friend, Takao Kazunari coming out of a knick knack shop along the street.
Kuroko was now leading the line of little ducklings while Kagami stayed behind them because the kids were still wary of him, and to make sure none of them got lost and wandered off. Kuroko stopped when he noticed Midorima coming out of the shop on his left. When Kuroko stopped the kids all stopped too and bumped into each other causing Kagami to almost trip over mini-Taiga, who was the last one in line, when they abruptly stopped. Midorima noticed Kuroko almost at the same instance Kuroko noticed him and stopped too. Takao was talking to Midorima about something and stopped mid-sentence when he saw his partner stare at something, in this case someone.
"Hey! If it isn't Kuroko! And Kagami! How are you guys?" Takao greeted them first.
"Hello Takao-kun, Midorima-kun, we are doing fine," Kuroko said back.
"Hey Takao! Midorima! Long time no see!" Kagami yelled from a bit farther away.
"Hello Kuroko," was all Midorima said while pushing up his glasses.
"So who are these cuties?" Takao asked pointing to the line of kids behind Kuroko.
"They are my siblings," Kuroko answered. Kagami had caught up to the trio and was standing next to Kuroko.
"Wow! Eight! That's a lot!" Takao exclaimed once he counted all of the heads.
"I was unaware that you had siblings Kuroko. Not that I was curious about you or anything," Midorima said.
"Tsundere!" both Kagami and Takao thought, but it doesn't seem like Kuroko had noticed the underlying meaning in Midorima's words.
"Introduce us Kuroko-kun! They are so cute!" Takao said to Kuroko.
"This is Rima, Aoi, Ami, Kamiko, Kyo, Sion, Tsukimo, and Taiga." Kuroko said while indicting each. When Kuroko said Taiga, Kagami blushed and tried to hide it by looking away and coughing a bit. Midorima looked annoyed and Takao was amused by the two, obviously aware of their affections for the blue haired boy. He couldn't help teasing his partner,
"Taiga? Isn't that Kagami-kun's first name Shin-chan?" Takao asked with a mischievious smile.
"I believe it is Takao." Midorima answered in an annoyed voice.
"Oh? Could it be that you're jealous? You want Kuroko-kun to call you by your first name too?" Takao said with a little chuckle. Midorima blushed and tried to cover it up by pushing up his glasses again. While Takao was teasing Midorima, Kuroko explained to his siblings that the two people they just met were his friends so they didn't need to be shy and scared. Soon the kids stopped being tensed and hiding behind Kuroko. They felt comfortable enough to just let their nii-chan talk for a bit while they played with Nigou.
"Eh? Really Midorima-kun?" Kuroko questioned when he heard the last bit in the sentence.
"Try it Kuroko-kun," Takao encouraged.
"Shintaro-kun?" Kuroko called gently causing Midorima's blush to become more intense and cracking his glasses a bit. Takao almost burst out laughing but he held it in with all of his strength. He was never going to let this go!
"Well, we must be going now Midorima-kun, Takao-kun, we have to buy groceries for dinner. It was nice seeing you, have a good evening," Kuroko said.
"Okay! Bye Kagami! Bye Kuroko! Let's go Shin-chan," Takao said cheerfully.
"Oha-Asa warns that Leos will have an unexpected visitor today Kagami, so I advise that you carry your lucky item with you, which is a stuffed dog and take precautions for guests in your preparations," Midorima said to Kagami before following Takao to the rickshaw he and the other boy rode everywhere.
"Uh, thanks for your concern," Kagami said unsurely and left to follow Kuroko and the kids who had left already. At the market, Kuroko left Kagami to get the groceries while he took the kids to get snacks.
"I've been getting this weird feeling that I should listen to that four-eyes this time," Kagami thought as he was picking through tomatoes and carrots and decided to get a lot extra after all. And since Kuroko said to get as much as he wanted, why not?
When he had gotten all the ingredients he was looking for, he went to find Kuroko and the kids.
He found them in the potato chip aisle and noticed a small maroon hair boy stretching and jumping up and down trying to reach a blue bag of Vanilla Swirl drops. It seems that Kuroko was busy helping the other kids down the aisle, Kagami could hear their excited voices,
"Nii-chan can I have strawberry pocky? Please~~~~"
"Nii-chan, nii-chan! I can't reach the BBQ chips, can you get them for me?"
"Look! They have your favorite cookies Tsukimo!"
The little boy still couldn't reach his target after jumping when suddenly, he was able to grab it. Taiga looked behind him to see and scowling face with split eyebrows staring back at him.
"Gya!" Taiga yelled with surprise and jumped from Kagami's arms. Kuroko looked over when he heard the noise and saw Taiga jumping from Kagami's arms. Taiga ran over to Kuroko and hid behind him from Kagami. The other children didn't notice what had happened, they were too busy looking for their favorite snacks. Kagami sheepishly rubbed the back of his head and looked down.
"I was only trying to help," he said. Kuroko looked down at the boy holding a bag of Vanilla Swirl drops and smiled,
"Taiga, what do you say to someone who helps you?" he asked the boy gently.
"Thank you." The boy replied in a soft voice.
"Don't you have someone to say that to?" Kuroko said, looking over at Kagami. Mini Taiga got the hint.
"Um, thank you for helping me get the candy, onii-san."
"Uh, no problem kid." Kagami said, a bit embarrassed. Kuroko smiled at the boy and pat his head affectionately.
"Thanks for helping him Kagami-kun. You aren't as mean as you look." Kuroko teased with a small (tiny) smile.
"Hmph." Kagami grunted, slightly embarrassed.
They left the market with everyone's arms full of bags. The kids held their precious snacks while Kagami and Kuroko carried the groceries. Nigou trailed behind following Tsukimo who held his leash, occasionally licking her hands and barking at things.
"Are you okay Kuroko? Do you want me to carry it? It's probably heavy for you huh." Kagami asked looking over at the smaller boy.
"No, I'm fine Kagami-kun. I'm not weak," Kuroko stated, slightly annoyed. Kagami shrugged, a bit concerned but he knew Kuroko could probably handle it.
Kuroko and Kagami walked side by side, leading the children home, enjoying the comfortable silence between them and the chatter of the kids behind them.
*CLICK* Kuroko unlocked and opened the door. The kids rushed in with Nigou not far behind first while Kagami and Kuroko put the bags of groceries into the kitchen. Kuroko checked the time on the clock hanging on the kitchen wall.
"It's gotten a bit late, Kagami-kun do you mind putting away the rest of the groceries? I have to go pack a few things," Kuroko said.
"Sure, go ahead Kuroko, I can finish up." Kagami told him and waved him away.
"Thanks Kagami-kun." Kuroko replied before making his way to his room.
Kuroko grabbed a backpack he kept hidden in a corner of his closet and checked the contents. Satisfied that the things he left in there were undisturbed, he went to his desk and grabbed a small black box and added it to the bag. Kuroko left the bag on his bed and went to his dresser to dig through it, looking for something. He pulled out a familiar piece of black cloth and stuffed it into his bag. Going over the things again, he nodded in satisfaction that was everything. Kuroko closed the door on his way out of his room.
He set his bag down by the door next to his shoes and went into the kitchen to call Kagami, who was reading Kuroko's issue of Basketball Monthly.
"Kagami-kun, please come out, I still have to properly introduce you to my siblings," Kuroko said. Kagami put the magazine down and followed him out.
"Alright everyone, come over here. I have to properly introduce you to someone," Kuroko called to the kids scattered around the living room doing various activities. The kids stopped what they were doing and went to Kuroko like he asked them to. Nigou went to sit beside his master.
"Everyone, this is Kagami Taiga. He is onii-chan's best friend and partner," Kuroko introduced.
"Hi. I'm Kagami, you can just call me what you want. Um…sorry about earlier, I didn't mean to scare you," Kagami said to the kids.
"Hey Taiga! He has the same name as you!" Kyo told his brother.
"Yeah," was all the boy said.
"Uwa, I hope you don't grow up and become scary looking like that onii-san, Taiga!" Rima teased grabbing her brother's arm.
"Hey! I'm not that scary looking!" Kagami said indignantly but he chuckled a bit.
"Okay, so now that you all know him, I have another thing to say." Kuroko said to the kids.
"Nii-chan has to go somewhere so Kagami nii-san will be taking care of you guys for a little while until nii-chan get back okay? Be good kids and listen to Kagami nii-san. Don't worry, Kagami nii-san doesn't eat kids, he eats cheese burgers," Kuroko whispered the last part so only the kids heard. They giggled and glanced up at Kagami, a lot less terrified than before.
"Okay! We promise to be good kids Tetsu nii-chan. Come back safely!" they said together and lined up to hug their beloved onii-chan good-bye and to give him a kiss on the cheek. Nigou licked Kuroko's face and hopped down to go play with his new owners.
"Dinner should be around 8 so they can digest a bit before going to sleep. Give them a snack in if they get hungry but don't give them too many or they won't be able to eat dinner. I'll leave the menu up to you Kagami-kun. Don't forget to feed Nigou, his food is in the pantry on the last shelf. I'll try to be back by dinner time or earlier if I can. I'll give you a call if I can't," Kuroko said to Kagami before putting on his shoes and grabbing his bag, ready to head out the door.
"I'll take good care of them Kuroko, don't worry," Kagami assured.
"I know. Aren't you going to give me a good-bye kiss too?" Kuroko said teasingly. He shut the door and said "I'm off" when he saw Kagami's blush and flustered face, unable to reply.
Kuroko whipped out his cellphone as soon as the door was shut.
"Come for me at my room in an hour, and let my grandparents know I'm on my way." Kuroko said.
He shut his phone and vanished.
No one saw the boy walk into that alley, but they felt the air turn colder and the tension increased when he walked out. Even if they did see him, they never would have thought they were the same person.
Kuroko took out a key from the duffle bag he was carrying and opened the door.
"Let's begin." He said to himself and shut the door behind him.
"Aren't you going to give me a good-bye kiss too?" Kagami was speechless, he couldn't believe that Kuroko said that, even if it was only to tease him. He stood staring at the door for a while after Kuroko had left. The blush on his face was even darker than his crimson hair. He couldn't form full thoughts. (/)
"Eh? Kagami nii-san is an octopus! Hahahahahaha! Guys come and look! Kagami nii-san turned into an octopus! He's suuuuperr red!" Sion called to his brothers and sisters. When he went to grab his toy car which sped across the floor and stopped at Kagami's feet, he looked up and saw Kagami standing at the edge of the doorway, steam pouring from his ears in embarrassment.
"Kyaa! Nii-san is an octopus! So funny!" Kamiko said when she arrived. She burst out laughing and fell on the floor. She got up and went to grab her sisters to see the hilarious sight.
"Don't you think he's more of a tomato, Nigou?" Aoi asked the puppy in his arms.
"Arf! Arf arf!" Nigou answered excitedly.
"What about a strawberry? I like strawberries more!" Ami said when she saw Kagami.
"Heeeyyy Nii-san, are you okay?" Kyo asked while looking up at Kagami. Kagami didn't respond. The girls lost interest after a bit and went back to playing their game. Suddenly Kyo got a mischievous look in his chocolate brown eyes. He grabbed his brothers and whispered something in their ears and they all grinned widely. Taiga and Sion ran off into one of the room and came back with 4 sword.
"Rangers! Form up! We must defeat the Evil Lord Octopus! And protect Princess nii-chan! Attack!" Kyo yelled and waved his sword. They all charged at Kagami who was still unaware he was about to be jumped by 4 year-olds and a small puppy.
"Yaaaaah! For nii-chan!" The four ran and poked and hit and prodded Kagami's legs since that was as high as they could reach. Nigou barked happily and played along with the kids, jumping up and sown at Kagami's feet but never biting.
Kagami finally snapped out of his trance and looked down at the noise and yelling of battle cries. He stifled a laugh when he saw the kids attacking him and decided to play along. He was also wary of Nigou but it doesn't seem like he will bite so Kagami lets him play too.
"Roar! You can't defeat me!" he yelled but not too loudly or scarily.
"Gyaa! Evil Lord Octopus has woken up!" screamed the kids.
"Now's our chance to defeat him once and for all!" Kyo told his brothers after they had regrouped behind the couch. Nigou bounded after them in excitement.
"Muahahahahaha!" Kagami laughed menacingly playing out the bad guy role for the kids. The four had snuck around and had found different vantage points and got ready for their attack on the enemy. The boys ran around the house attacking Kagami from different spots and he would try to catch them. Occasionally when he did he would tickle them or ruffle their hair. They would do their best to escape from his grasps with fits of giggles and happy shrieks. They girls just ignored them and continued illustrating their versions of Prince nii-chan and their happy ever afters.
Kuroko finished a quick shower and put on his clothes. It was a three piece black suit and black tie, but he thought it was a bother and didn't put it on. He left it draped across his unbuttoned collar. Now he had to fix his hair to finish his disguise. Once he switched to Yakuza, it was impossible to not notice him unless he went up to 50% power on Misdirection. In basketball games since he isn't in Yakuza mode, he only uses about 15%. Kuroko began blow drying his hair and bangs to the right and combed through the silky strands with his fingers to untangle most of the knots. Next, he went through it with a comb and parted it 8/2. Using the straightener he brought, he straightened and flattened his bangs, which were normally shorter since it was always puffy. Now they were long enough to cover two thirds the length of his face. Kuroko took out a small bottle of temporary black hair dye and squeezed a small amount onto a plate and used the highlighting brush to darken the tips of his bangs and added a few streaks in other parts of his hair and the back of his head. He used a small amount to gel to slick back the left side of his hair to expose his pierced ear hole. Kuroko took a small object out from the black box he had taken from his desk earlier and put it into his ear. It was his signature earing with the crest of his clan on it. He always wore it when it was time to bring his Yakuza side out. Those connected to the underworld never messed with him when they see it, not only is it from the Kuroko clan, the single earing is the mark of the heir, Shadow. The last thing he put on was a black half- face mask. Now only his left eye was visible. It may seem like a lot to do but to him it was a necessary precaution to not be recognized on the streets as a Yakuza when he wasn't in disguise and unintentionally involve those close to him.
Back at Kuroko's apartment Kagami was getting tired of chasing the boys around the house, it has been a little over half of an hour already. They had an infinite amount of energy! Only Nigou got tired and decided to lay down on his bed to watch everything. Slowly, they have become more aggressive and mischievous, running across the couch, climbing on chairs and tables, throwing their toys at him. It wasn't just the boys now, the girls got tired of drawing on normal paper so they decided to make a mural of their fantasies on the walls. They got mad and started arguing with each other because one would accidentally draw over another's drawing or color it a color the other girl didn't like.
"NOOO! Ami! The dress was going to be purple! NOT BLUE!" Tsukimo yelled at her sister, who shrugged and continued coloring. Tsukimo retaliaed by drawing squiggles and Xs all over Ami's already finished drawing, and part of Kamiko's as well.
"HEY! TSUKIMO! YOU DREW ON MY NII-CHAN PICTURE!" Kamiko yelled, close to tears.
"Kyahahaha that's not nii-chan, that looks like a porcupine!" Rima laughed when she saw what had happened to Kamiko's drawing. Kamiko got angry and took a black crayon and colored over a drawing of a girl in a princess dress that looked like Rima.
"NOOO!" Rima shrieked.
They cried and screamed and eventually went to their own walls and started drawing again. He couldn't yell at them to stop because he didn't want them to cry or the neighbors to come over. Kagami sat down on the couch in exhaustion and was immediately hit with a flying stuffed penguin. It's only been 45 minutes since Kuroko left and it was already a mess. How was he going to make it for another few hours! At this rate the house will be trashed.
"I'll call Kuroko and ask if he can help with this." Kagami pressed the number for Kuroko's speed dial but it went to voicemail. Kuroko had turned off his phone. Kagami rubbed his head and sighed deeply, earning him another jab in the leg from a sword.
"I could ask Coach for help! She likes kids right?" he thought to himself and took out his phone. While scrolling through the contacts he realized he didn't have her number, or any of the other members' numbers. Coach always contacted Kuroko whenever she needed to reach both of them as they were always together and Kuroko would always relay the messages to Kagami in class or by phone anyways. He shut his phone and tossed it on the other seat in defeat.
"Wait! There's one other person he could ask for help!...But could he really help?" Kagami remembered that Kise had input his phone number into Kagami's phone the day he had been defeated saying he wanted to be friends. Kagami was reluctant to call the annoying model, but he couldn't safely handle all the kids alone.
"Hey Kise, its Kagami. Are you busy now?" Kagami said tiredly over the phone.
"No, I'm free until afterschool tomorrow. Need something Kagamicchi?" Kise happily answered.
"Uh, do you mind coming over and helping me babysit Kuroko's siblings for a few hours? Kuroko had to go run an errand and won't be back for another few hours and I can't handle 8 kids alone." Kagami explained.
"NO PROBLEM KAGAMICCHI! I'D LOVE TO! YAY! I love cute little chibis! I may not look like it but I'm pretty good with kids! I'll be over as fast as I can!" Kise yelled over the phone.
"Ouch. Okay, thanks. See you in a bit." Kagami hung up the phone but didn't feel much relief, in fact he had a really bad feeling about making that call to Kise.
"Oh well," he shrugged it off and tried to tidy up the house a little.
"This is my chance!" Kise thought excitedly.
"If I make Kurokocchi's siblings like me then it will make it that much easier to win Kurokocchi's heart!" Kise suddenly whipped out his phone again and opened a new message:
To: Midorimacchi, Aominecchi, Akashicchi, Murasakibaracchi. Momoicchi
Heheheheh Kurokocchi is going to fall in love with me first~~~~~! I'm going to win over the hearts of his beloved siblings when I babysit them with Kagamicchi today and soon we will get married with the blessings of his family! Remember to come to our wedding!
End
Kise shut his phone and began to skip happily out of his pent house to go buy presents for the kids.
When the Generations of Miracles and Momoi Satsuki had read the message from the annoying blond they were furious!
"As if I would let HIM get a head start on ME!" They all thought. Each began making their own preparations to go to Kuroko's apartment and meet the kids.
Right as Akashi Seijuro shut his phone, he received another call, but this one was from Murasakibara Atsushi.
"Yes, what is it Atsushi?" Akashi briskly answered.
"Kuro-chin has siblings Aka-chin?" The purple headed boy asked over the phone while stuffing a huge backpack full of snacks and candy for the kids, even though he didn't know how many there were.
"Yes Atsushi, he has 8 of them. I'll explain more when we meet at Tetsuya's apartment." Akashi said, realizing that the Kise had probably contacted the rest of the GoM as well as Momoi Satsuki.
"Okay, see you later Aka-chin," was the answer he had heard before ending the call. Akashi didn't need to prepare anything like the others, he only needed to BE there to win over the hearts of the kids.
When Kuroko had walked out an hour after he arrived, the car was already in front, awaiting his arrival. People saw him the moment he stepped out from the shadow of the alley. All gasping at the sight, some in fear, some in shock, some at how gorgeous the mysterious person was, although they only saw his eyes. He swiftly sat into the passenger seat of the black Lexus GS.
"Let's go Shigetsu." Kuroko told the driver. He stopped being polite to everyone besides his grandparents and some of the higher members of the clan in Yakuza mode because they were all his underlings now.
"Yes sir." And they drove off.
DING DONG! The doorbell rang in Kuroko's apartment and Kagami went to answer it, he opened the door to reveal…
Ending Note: Wow that was a lot. Almost 4000 words. So anyways, what did you think? I hope I didn't disappoint….. ;-;. Any Kuromomo shippers out there? I have a special chapter planned for update later and its short one-shots of pairing moments with Kuroko: Kagakuro, Akakuro, AoKuro, Midokuro, MuraKuro, KiKuro and I was wondering if you would like a Kuromomo. I don't really like it as much as I do the others because she is already in love with Kuroko so not much happening there besides one-sided attacks. Part 2 will be uploaded in 4 days hopefully! Please leave a review of your thoughts on this chapter ^-^ Thank you for reading!