House and the gang aren't mine. Wish they were too. Especially Chase. Sorry, I have a thing for guys with accents and Chase's Australian one hot!
This is my take on what House may have been thinking after he caught Cameron and Chase in the closet. Let me know if I should do a follow-up with Cameron's thoughts. Or even Chase's?
If I believed in God I might say Good Lord, but instead I'll just say, what the hell? I know she slept with him once, but I never thought she would be stupid enough to do it again. Him on the other hand, guys, well, we think with something south of the border so I can kind of understand it. But Cameron? I gave her more credit than that.
I'll admit it. Seeing them in the closet threw me. I never thought she would move on. Or has she? Why was she making out with him in the hospital? Were they going to, 'do it like they do on the discovery channel?' Did she want me to catch them? That may be the more likely scenario. I don't think she can really be in love with him. Sure he has nice hair, but his clothes? They are all wrong. He can't match a tie to his shirt to save his life. Me? I am bad to the bone.
Why does she want me to catch her with him? Is she still all starry-eyed for me? She can't have lived the life of a nun for the past couple years. No one that good looking goes without it that long. But does she still want me? What is it about me that makes me so desirable? Women who don't know me have said I have nice eyes. But she knows me, so that can't be enough. She's been doing Chase, so it isn't the cripple thing. Guess I was wrong about that. I suppose it happens to everyone once in awhile.
Some people say brains are sexy. I'm smart, smug even, like I told Wilson, it is easy upkeep than highlights. I push my diagnoses on her and my other ducklings. I tell them how wrong they are, and how right I am. She listens to me, defends me even, but I don't think it is just because she thinks I am smart. She has faith in me. That is a scary proposition. She doesn't even have faith in God, but she has faith in me.
Why is that? I am not kind and nurturing to patients like she is. I'm cold and only see them when I have to, mainly to suit my own curiosity. That is not a particularly admirable trait. I certainly can't see why that would attract her to me. Though I do help them. Not in the same way she does. I cure them, she helps them. She actually likes being around patients, I avoid them like the plague. Why does someone like that like me?
But this is assuming is does like me. She is, after all, banging the Brit. That means that either she is insane for liking him enough to sleep with him for his own merits, or she is desperate enough to sleep with a guy like him to get my attention. How did that happen? Sure, my minions don't have time for a life outside of work most of the time…but do they have to commit incest?
"House! Why aren't you in the clinic? It is 2:30! You were supposed to be there half an hour ago."
"I was replaying last night's fun with Brandi. Sorry."