Title: Deepest Thoughts of You

Made: May 8, 2011 (Our time)

Updated: May 8, 2011 (Our time)

Chapter 1: KONOHA VILLAGE, HERE I COME!

CHAPTER 1

It has been about, what, 5 years more or less. It's been a while since I've been back from my trip with perverted old man who just loves making perverted stories. For a little of recap, the author of that book that Hatake Kakashi-sensei's been reading every now and then is old man Jiraiya.

Jiraiya is one of the 3 sannins before composed of Jiraiya, current Hokage old woman Tsunade and one of the Akatsuki members before Orochimaru. 5 years ago Jiraiya asked me if I could come with him. I taught it was just only some mission but we've come back after 5 years. Imagine that 5 years. We did not only do missions but also some secret training and secret new techniques also. (His new techniques are based from the anime and some are made by me) Akatsuki members are chasing me around for the past years and now I can manage to protect myself from them. More or less I've changed more than what I am before.

As you have known Sasuke has been kidnapped. As far as I am concerned, currently all Akatsuki members are just around the countries. As far as I know, Kisame, the partner of Uchiha Itachi, decided to split from the Akatsuki and serve his own country which is a very good ally of Konoha. I don't know what changed them but I bet that's a good thing.

It was a very sunny 6:00 A.M. sharp when we are only few miles from Konoha. I can hear my heart thumping so loudly. I bet I am the only ninja there in my age who is still a Genin and on top of that I need to do few missions so that I will be exempted from the Chuunin Exam that will happen a week from now.

I am missing my friends. How was my crush before, Haruno Sakura? Well I am not into her this time. I meant when I heard she's a les... lesbian I just don't want to hang out or anything. Just simply talking and we're still best friends. So I stopped myself and then I supported her. I wonder if she got a girlfriend now.

I wonder how Hyuuga Hinata and her cousin Hyuuga Neji were. In our town even relatives can get married or love each other. Homosexual relationships are fine. I just taught they look good on each other but then I just guessed they are best friends. A simple queen and her knight and shining armor.

Well how about team Nara Shikamaru with his group mates Yamanaka Ino and Akimichi Choji. If I can still remember their teacher was that large man who uses that hand weapon. What was his name once again... argh forget it. I have low intellectual skills. I firmly believe that the body can remember more than your mind.

Moving on, how was that Rock lee and Tenten. They are both in the group of Hyuuga Neji. They have Maito Guy as their sensei. I would always remember them because that Guy-sensei has the same eyebrows as Rock Lee and then they were like lovers than best of friends or parent and a son. Their smiling skills are awfully uncool for me. Many hated it. No offense of course but some likes it.

Then how about Hyuuga Hinata's group with Aburame Shino and that Inuzuka Kiba guy with his dog always above his head, Akamaru. I am most likely sure that Akamaru has gotten bigger now. It's been over 5 years so of course he became bigger. I just hope Konoha did not change more than I taught it would be.

Oh well how about the other teachers. I just hope that the Ichiraku Ramen is still there. I would most likely die if it will not be there anymore. And also Iruka-sensei, I just hoped he became an anbu now or maybe still being a teacher. I just hope he did not get demoted or anything. Hey and let's not forget Shizune-san, the close friend rather the servant argh I mean the best friend of 5th hokage Tsunade-sama. And that pig Ton-ton. I brought souvenirs for them. I just hope they will love it. Thought I am sure Shizune will kill me if she saw what I got for Tsunade baa-sama.

As chills run through my spines I remembered the accident or rather a tragic truth of how the 3rd hokage, the teacher of the 3 sannins before, Sarutobi died in the hands of his student, Orochimaru. Orochimaru's hands are sealed becase Sarutobi sacrificed his life for it. He's really my hero and forever be my old man or grandpa.

I could not remember the face of my father. I just knew that the 4th hokage was my father. I could not believe it. I meant he was a student of errosennin and also pervert old man told me I have the same face as him. I can imagine that very handsome. At a young age he became a hokage, I want to be like him someday too.

And let's not forget the team of KONOHAMARU. I am sure they'll be joining the Chuunin Exam. I hoped they'll pass the tests. Well I just heard for the couple of years the tests are getting difficult and slightly different. I could remember how errosennin joke about it that if he will be the examiner, he'll choose the draw the lots exam for the students. Such stupidity. But being 'lucky' is part of being a ninja after all.

"Hey perverted old man, why are we taking some extra routes?" I asked him. I was out of my mind reminiscing about the past and just following the old man when I noticed a different path from before.

"Nothing. Just wanted to be there at exactly 6:30" He answered with a grin

I was a little suspicious over him but I can't do anything so I just followed him. Few minutes later and yes we are now walking. We are in the front gate of Konoha. Oh my gosh, my heart beats' are over than the average heat beat now. Mixed emotions.

Here's a little secret to keep me distracted. Just recently about last month, I concluded that I am G** I meant really Gay... I can be bisexual but I love guys more. I can't say much so don't tell anyone about this okay? I even got a crush on a prince in one of our missions. Please keep is a secret then. *giggles* Maybe if a guy confessed with me I'll be glad but I want it to be normal. So it seems there are even a lot of guys and girls who wants to be with me but they just like my body and not me. Surprisingly yes... I hate my current self and I can't do anything about it because this perverted old man here told me that if I do something about "it" then he won't ever teach me again.

I forgot, me and my kyuubi are currently best of friends now. I can control my kyuubi and it can control me too. We can use each other's powers and bodies. Truthfully I can summon it too.

"Oh... AH! Jiraiya-sama! Is that you Jiraiya-sama?" The guard called out. He was still the guard in that entrance ever since before. Nevertheless he did not become old but the mustache in his face became kinda thicker. Is that a style or what?

"Yo! I am back." The old man answered with a wave of hand. Then the guard looked at me with wide eyes like he doesn't know me. Oh please I could shout in his head now letting him remember that I am Uzumaki Naruto who used to always go out in town even without a permission to do so or a mission with Team Kakashi.

"Who the hell is that?" The guard asked being suspicious. Damn it, I can kill him with my stare now. I can chop his head off or maybe dump him in the fire whatsoever.

Did I ever mention that I became handsome?

"In your dreams." Kyuubi suddenly said.

"Damn you kyuubi." I talked to him using my mind.

"Don't you recognize him?" The old man asked.

"Hmm nope. Blue eyes, a bit long blonde hair? Well nope." The guard whom I want to punch currently said.

And it's true, errosennin didn't allow me to cut my hair so here's it is my hair is longer. It is in the level of my shoulder and of course I tried everything to make myself guy so I make it wave and cut a little so that errosennin won't know and might not be able to teach me other techniques if he will know.

"Well him? I taught she's a 'she'" The guard said.

That's it! I am annoyed now.

"Relax, Naru-chan." Kyuubi said.

"And who told you to call me by that name huh?" I taught angrily.

"I always did and you seem don't care." He answered.

"I care! It's just that you're so annoying if you know what I mean." I said. I calmed down a little. Surprisingly whenever I talk to Kyuubi especially if I have a lot of problems or I am angry and sad I always calm down.

"Totally, she looks like a girl in that hairstyle and his body too." The guard said. Now answer me, how can I be calm in this situation again? I can't ever accept that as a compliment. I am a guy for goodness' sake.

"Well he's really a 'he' trust me." The old geezer said.

"I told you errosennin, I should cut my hair. Damn it old man you should let me." I said out loud. Maybe that would wake that damn guard and already remember who I am.

"Never my cutie angel." He answered as he was about to tackle me when I kick him towards the floor.

"Serve you right." I said with an angry tone.

"Now that loud voice, I guess I know you but, who are you really?"

"Damn it! You're such an old man! I am Uzumaki, Naruto!" I shouted at him so that the words will sink in his small brain.

"Uzumaki? Uzumaki, Naruto? Damn, are you really Uzumaki, Naruto? This is unbelievable!" The guard said excitedly.

I sigh.

"He is hopeless." I taught.

"No one will ever remember you." The fox said.

"Of course everyone will. I am always unforgettable." I answered back.

"Yes. Unforgettable because you're full of pranks when you're still young. Vandalizing, cutting classes, no one will ever forget you." He said.

"Yeah right." I just shrugged.

"Well don't show them how much stronger and serious you are. They won't recognize you. Just be the one you are before. Clumsy, chicken brain." He said. Now,

"Is that suppose to be a compliment or you're just bad mouthing me?" I asked in my thought in a really irritated manner.

"A criticism." He answered proudly.

"Just the same Kyuubi- baka." I said.

Well I was deep in thought and currently fighting with Kyuubi inside my head when I felt someone grope me. Touched my manhood and my chest part. When I saw who it was I blurted out bad words and kick him making him unable to stand from the ground.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked as I look at him in the ground and obviously it was the guard.

"Well I'll get the money now." The old man said as he bent down to get the money from the right hand of the guard and counted it.

"You did what?" I asked the freaking perverted old geezer.

"I just told him you're a guy and then he said you're a girl so then we bet for 1000 and then I won." He said as he finished counting the coins he got from the guard.

"Tch, let's go already." I said. Now I just need to calm down. I don't want to spoil the fun in getting back to Konoha and meeting again my close friends for 5 years now. I heard Sakura became a nurse already and she's helping in aiding the town people and ninjas who are hurt in their mission so obviously she's a medical ninja.

She is taught by obaa-san herself so I am sure Sakura would most likely be that old woman. Strong, fierce but still loving to whomever she loves the most.

"Hey Naruto." Jiaraiya called out snapping me out of my imagination.

"What?" I asked him.

"Why won't you go and find your friends before going to Tsunade?" Jiraiya asked. At least he knew what I was thinking.

"Of course I'll do that first." I answered.

"I know. While me, I'll just go to Tsunade. That old hag will always shout at me if I won't go to her first." Jiraiya said.

"Yeah I know. Your top priority are your girls. You better go to Tsunade baa-sama now." I said agreeing to what he said and for once I did.

There and then he was gone. So I decided to walk. I wanted to go to the hospital maybe meeting Sakura-chan first. But then I saw someone familiar.

She is wearing a dark pink wear. Like someone I know of. She has a short pink hair and those caring eyes. She's wearing black gloves and currently healing a kid who has bruises in her legs. After a while, the kid was healed.

"Arigatou one-san." The kid said thanking the pink haired girl.

"My pleasure kid. You better be careful." She answered.

The kid ran and the pink haired girl stood up. I smiled and then said,

"Sakura-chan"

Virorium Section

(This is what I call my commentary section ^_^)

Well that's my first chapter, please do review. I know it's short but well I want to hear from you.

Critics are mostly welcomed. Since this is my first time I will always expect all of you to tell me what's wrong and everything since this is not beta'd and I don't want to beta it.

And well I am the worse critic of myself after all.

Please do tell me if somehow you want me to continue or just go and make others stories.

Thanks ^_^

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