I have a feeling that there are going to be a few more of these, so I might as well make a special place for it in this storybook. This is a challenge from the forum Night Stalkers (has no idea how to make links).
Disclaimer: I do not own the song "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" or warriors. They are owned by their respective owners.
I Want to be a Leader One Day (A parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" by John Rox)
I want to be a leader one day
Only being a leader will do
Don't want an apprentice
Nor being a medicine cat
I want to be a leader of a clan
I want to be a leader by next moon
I don't think the clan will mind, do you?
They won't have to sit
With bloodlust in their veins
We'll destroy every cat
That's the simple thing to do
I can see me now that fateful morning
Creeping to her den
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my leader dead in her own bed
I want to be a leader tomorrow
Only being a leader will do
Not a deputy
Nor silly medicine cat
I only like being a leader
And I'm sure the clan will love it too
I want to be a leader tomorrow
Only being a leader will do
Mom says our leader is important to the clan
I say our leader could do with a ban
I want to be a leader this morning
the best kind of leader I will be
Can't you imagine it, me standing on that rock
I'd order my clan to take a stand
and fill the forest with blood
I can see me on that blood-bathed morning
Creeping to her den
Oh what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my leader dead by my own claws
I will be a leader this morning
Only being a leader will do
No other cats
To stand in my way
I'd make the dawn a crimson bloodbath
And I'm sure the clan would like me leader too