"Oh, come on, if you really wanted to get away, you would've done it already," Cyborg said.
"Pfft. You know me way too well. I may have to execute a memory-wipe if I want to continue this relationship," Jinx retorted, still hanging from Cyborg's back as he carried her through the common room, though she had adjusted her position so that she was holding onto his neck, piggy-back style. After the initial dramatics where Jinx had pleadingly reached back towards her laptop with pathetic cries of "There's still so much to do!" (Most of which were totally ignored by Cyborg) Jinx had been forced to 'reluctantly' agree to go to the dinner.
"Yo, anyone for dinner at a steakhouse that's pretend fancy but not fancy to the point where I'd actually be forced to make a reservation?" Cyborg called out to the two other 'couples' sitting on the couch. Robin and Starfire separated from a little makeout session that, judging by the state of their hair and clothes, had been going on a while, looking completely unashamed about their display. Raven and Beast Boy, however, looked up with simultaneous blushes on their faces, despite only being caught sitting slightly closer to each other than they usually would.
"Steakhouse?!" Beast Boy whined. "Dude, does the word 'vegetarian' even register in your brain?" Cyborg considered seriously for a moment.
"It did the first three hundred or so times I heard it. You know how when you're reading something your brain skips over the word 'the' because you've seen it so many times? It's kinda like that," he decided. Beast Boy groaned.
"If the captive party may make a suggestion?" Jinx piped up. Cyborg nodded his assent. "I'm kinda in the mood for pizza."
"All for pizza, say 'aye'," Cyborg said.
"Aye," Jinx agreed.
"Aye!" Beast Boy exclaimed, happy with anything not involving meat.
"Eyes!" Starfire attempted.
"Whatever." Raven sighed.
"I don't really feel like pizza-" Robin began to argue.
"There was an 'I' in that sentence!" Beast Boy interrupted gleefully.
"Pizza it is! I'll give you two ten minutes to fix… that," Cyborg said, gesturing towards Robin and Starfire's disheveled clothes and hair.
As the Titans plus one neared the doors of the pizza parlor, Beast Boy poked Raven with his elbow. "Hey Rae, wanna sit next to all of this?" He asked, pointing to himself.
"I don't know. Do you want to be sent to another dimension?" She asked in return, as they stepped inside.
"I'll take that as a yes!" Beast Boy exclaimed triumphantly. Raven rolled her eyes, but as they moved to their normal table, she slipped into the both next to the green changeling. Jinx raised an eyebrow, but Raven simply ignored her. Less than two minutes after they arrived, five large pizzas were placed on the table. Jinx gave Cyborg a look.
"How often do you guys come here?" She asked, as the Titans dug in. Cyborg glanced at the spread of food and shrugged. Jinx started reaching for a slice, but a small noise from Cyborg cut her off. Jinx instead reached for a different pizza. Cyborg made the sound again. Jinx squinted and reached for a different pizza. Cyborg gave an almost imperceptible nod. Grabbing a slice from the pizza specified, she mouthed 'What?' at Cyborg. He shoved a menu at her instead of responding, pointing to a section called "Titan's Specials". Jinx cringed when she saw that she had almost eaten "Starfire's Tamaranian" with ice cream, mint frosting, and mustard; and "Beast Boy's Vegetarian" with tofu and no cheese. Setting the menu on the table, she shot her boyfriend a look of gratitude. He raised an eyebrow in a 'what would you do without me?' look. Jinx stuck her tongue out at him and took another bite of pizza. When she finished her slice, she made sure to stare straight into Cyborg's eyes as she grabbed two slices of his precious all-meat delight. He gave her a glare, but didn't remark on it, instead continuing his conversation on the latest video game with Beast Boy. Jinx joined in as well, rolling her eyes at the slightly surprised expression on Beast Boy's face. After beating him so badly, she honestly couldn't figure out how he forgot that she could play.
"Oh, come on, we didn't go to the steakhouse! You got what you wanted for dinner, why can't we pick a non-vegan place for dessert?!"
"Dude, your girlfriend picked pizza! And my girlfriend wants to go with me to the vegan place for dessert! Right, Rae?"
"No."
"They have tea-flavored non-dairy frozen yogurt!"
"Fine."
"SEE?!"
Jinx watched the team argue with a look of utter boredom. It had been nearly ten minutes since the last slice of pizza had been eaten, and not an instant later, the next argument had begun. How do these people live with each other?! She thought, her head down on the table. Cyborg was violently pushing for ice cream and declared that 'none of that non-dairy snot will do the trick'. Starfire wanted cotton candy, and of course Robin went right along with her. Beast Boy, obviously, wanted the entire team to try the new, improved taste of fake milk. Jinx suddenly stood, grabbed Cyborg by the arm, and dragged him away from the table.
"Wait, where are we going?!" He asked, letting himself be strung along.
"Since none of you can agree on anything, we're splitting up for desert," she seethed. No one argued, and Jinx noticed the slightly confused looks on the faces of the Titans, excepting Cyborg. Apparently they weren't used to having to be scared of more than one sorceress. "And we're taking the T-car," Jinx continued, swinging the key around her finger. She fought back a smirk at the panicked look on Cyborg's face. Just because she was angry didn't mean she couldn't take pleasure in the shocked look on her boyfriend's face on the occasions that he forgot that she was a master thief.