Disclaimer: Yeah, it only took me 2 weeks to finish my chapter of TKP. Anyway I finally read the new Furuba (#14) but this still works. Oh also someone asked why Rin didn't switch, the truth is I didn't think it was in her character to take Tohru's help and also I haven't come up with an ending yet so I figured it would be good to have an extra sutra.
Chapter 3:
School Daze
Kyo hit the alarm clock next to his head then rolled over to find himself sleeping next to him in the bed. Since there weren't enough beds in the house, the Sohmas had been forced to share, with the exception of Shigure who reserved his room for himself, 'Damn, I was hoping that was a dream,' he thought then began to shake his body, "Wake up Hiro, it's time for school."
"Another five minutes mom, and don't run with scissors," Hiro mumbled then rolled face down into his pillow.
"Come on Hiro, wake up, you need to leave in twenty minutes," Kyo shook his body until Hiro finally woke up.
"Fine, I'm up," he said then stared at his face, "Damn, I was hopping that was a dream."
'That's what I thought!' the cat yelled in his head as Hiro headed over to Kyo's drawer to find a school uniform.
"So should we wake them up too?" the now red head asked as he pointed to Momiji and Haru sleeping in the bed next to his own.
"I don't care, I'm going back to sleep," Kyo smirked then set the alarm to go off in a hour then buried himself in the covers.
Ten minutes later, the three boys came down the stairs, Haru wearing his normal necklaces with a hoop earring in Momiji's ear, his hair still messy from bed head. Tohru smiled when she saw them come to the table, Kisa and Rin already sitting down, "I'm happy you found the clothes I left out, I'm so sorry for what I did to you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"It's not like this is permanent Tohru, we'll be back to normal right after school so don't feel so bad," Momiji told her, using Haru's unused smile muscles.
"Yeah, but what about the trauma I've got from having to go to the bathroom as Kyo?" Hiro shivered as he grabbed some toast that was on a plate in the middle of the table.
Seven minutes later, Kureno yawned as he walked down the stairs, "I haven't woken up this early in years, I'm lucky I heard the alarm at all over Yuki's snoring."
"Well now that you're rested, time to go to school," Haru informed him as Hiro, Momiji, and Tohru slid on their shoes at the door, Rin having left a few minutes earlier.
About twenty minutes later at school, Haru wandered off from the others, "Hey where are you going," Momiji asked.
"Don't worry, I'll meet you in homeroom," Haru smirked then walked off down the hallway. A few minutes later Haru slipped into the main office with some money he found in Kyo's drawer in hand. He slammed it down on the front desk and said to the receptionist, "I would like to buy a boy's uniform."
23 Minutes Later at Shigure's Residence
Kyo walked down the stairs in Hiro's uniform to see that most of the adults and Kisa were already eating, "Hey Kisa, shouldn't you be heading to College?"
"Ritchan says he'll drive me over in Hatori's car, I've never walked to school by myself before, my mom usually drives me," Kisa explained as she pointed to Ritsu who was currently apologizing to Shigure over something Kyo couldn't hear.
Moments later, Ritsu approached his two relatives, "I am sooooooooo sooooooooorrrryyyyyyy for the delay Kisa-chan, I'm ready to take you and Ayame-san to school now," the man apologized beggingly then noticed his brown haired relative sitting at the table, "Oh, Kyo-kun, would you like a ride too?"
"Why not?" Kyo shrugged then gulped down a cup of milk.
Five minutes later Kyo was strapped in between Kisa and Ayame in the car. The road felt rough as Ritsu pulled out of the driveway. As they drove down the road, the car swayed back and forth at a speed far above the speed limit. Kisa seemed to be shaking as gazed out her window whereas Ayame had his arms waving up in the air as he yelled, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Ritsu, do you even have a driver's license," Kyo asked skeptically.
"Well Hatori has a license so I figured…" shocked expressions appeared on Kyo's and Kisa's faces while Ayame seemed as clueless as ever, "I'm soooooo sooooooooorrrrrrryyyyyyyy! Can you ever forgiiiive meeeeeee?"
"Fine just keep your eyes on the road!" Kyo yelled as Ritsu swerved into the left lane.
"I wish Hiro-chan was here," Kisa whimpered quietly as she shook in her seat.
"Here take Kyonkyon, he's good enough," Ayame smiled as he pressed the release button on Kyo's seatbelt then handed the now small boy over to her. Kyo felt her arms wrap around him tight as he struggled to free himself but eventually gave in, he knew well there was no escape from Kagura's clutches.
The rest of the car ride Kisa held on tightly to Hiro's body as Ayame smiled widely and waved happily to the people running for their lives outside the car. Occasionally this was disturbed when Kyo would yell, "Ritsu get the hell off the sidewalk!"
His tiny body flew forward as the car came to a sudden stop, "I'm soooo sooooorry Kyo-kun, I'll pick you up after school," Ritsu told him as he scurried out of the car.
"I'd rather die," Kyo snarled then slammed the door.
Eleven minutes later, Kyo was settling into a desk, in the classroom Hiro told him the night before to go to, when a slightly larger boy approached and slammed a fist into the desk, "Hey Baka, get out of my seat!"
"Who are you calling a moron, moron?" Kyo yelled then stood up and glared angrily.
"You, now get out of my way!" the class slowly began to focus in on the argument between the two boys.
"Make me," Kyo smiled cockily, making the boy's face turn red. He readied himself to throw a punch when the teacher entered the classroom; instead he just pushed the smaller boy onto the ground then quickly took his seat, snickering at the infuriated "Hiro" on the ground.
Kyo lifted himself into the nearby empty seat and began to rub his shoulder, 'Stupid kid, if I hadn't been distracted I could have dodged that easily.'
The teacher smiled as she pushed a television to the middle of the room. As soon as she set it up the teacher turned to her class and smiled once more, "Since we've been working so hard lately, I've decided to give you all a treat."
The teacher put in a DVD and "Mogeta Goes to the Moon" flashed on the screen. 'No!' Kyo screamed in his head as Hiro's classmates cheered.
Meanwhile
Kureno stared at Arisa with a mixture of confusion and longing as the bell marking the end of first period. Hiro stamped towards the door from frustration at the lesson he didn't understand. It took him almost half the period to figure out Kyo's organization system and didn't understand what the teacher was talking about, something about some dead poet or another. As he was leaving the room he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to find a smiling Tohru, "What do you want stupid woman?"
"I would watch what I said to Tohru if I were you," Tohru's gothic friend seemed to appear, gazing daringly at "Kyo". "Tohru-chan I need to speak with you. The waves surrounding Yuki-kun seem different today; I fear he may be possessed by an evil spirit."
"Hey what about me, aren't my waves different?" Hiro yelled in outrage, having been briefed earlier by Tohru of the girl's abilities.
"Not really," she said dismissing him then stared over at "Yuki" who was busily picking up some books he had dropped.
Minutes later as Tohru lead them to their next class, Hiro whispered to Kureno, "The goth is onto us."
"I thought she was just onto Kureno," Tohru chirped in, having somehow overheard the words.
Hiro crossed his arms and grumbled, "Stupid women."
Around an Hour Later at the Sohma Main House
Shigure walked into the main house and heard yelling coming from Akito's room, "I am sooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy! I must be punished! Please deliver your judgment!"
Akito was caught off guard by the strange remarks from her doctor. "Hatori" had been acting strangely since he arrived that morning. First, he didn't seem to realize what a stethoscope was, then when he figured it out, he was shocked by Akito's bosom (note: Akito is actually a girl, will be revealed in a future book). "Just get out of here," Akito sneered then watched the man leave the room. As he opened the door, she saw "Kureno" waiting on the other side. She gave him a look that said, "Come in," and he did. "Kureno, where were you last night? I missed you."
Akito had a seductive tone to her voice that as a writer, Shigure knew to well. Unlike the younger Sohmas, Shigure was well aware of the fact Akito was female. Even though he was young at the time, Shigure faintly remembered the celebration of the birth of the new zodiac God. Now the God that he could remember holding in his tiny arms as a baby was coming onto him. Shigure walked over to the woman and answered with a seductive voice of his own, "Don't worry Akito-chan, Gure-san just wanted to see me, but I was thinking about you the whole time."
"That's a good boy, but you know you're not supposed to go out without my permission, someone needs to be punished," she said as she walked towards the still open door. She slammed it shut and turned the lock. A mischievous smile appeared on her face as she pushes her kimono across her shoulders and moments later it laid on the floor.
"Shigure smirked as he thought, "When in Rome."
That Afternoon
The final bell rang and Tohru met up with Hiro and Kureno in the hallway, "Finally stupid woman, I thought you'd never get out of the classroom, now we can go back to that shop and reverse this mess," Hiro remarked.
"Well actually I've got to go to work; I'll pick them up after. I hope you don't mind" Tohru informed them apologetically
"What the hell, useless woman, I guess I'll have to get them myself," the red head yelled then stormed off down the hallway.
Tohru was about to say something when she heard a kid shouting from the opposite hall, "Momiji's wearing pants; it's a sign of the apocalypse!"
Seconds later a black haired boy ran past them and they saw "Momiji" nearby, "Haru where's Momiji-chan?" Tohru asked in a hushed tone.
"He should be over there," Haru told them and pointed towards the hall the black haired boy ran in.
Almost on cue the same boy came running out again, "Haru's smiling, it's another sign of the apocalypse!"
"That guy really needs to get a life," Haru said in his usual monotone as the teenager ran past.
"So now that we're all here, should we go back to Shigure-kun's house?" Kureno asked his family.
"Actually 'Yuki-chan' some girl was looking for you, oh there she is," Momiji said then began waving wildly at a nearby girl.
"Oh Yun-Yun, there you are, Kimi has been looking for you everywhere," the teenage girl waved back to them then approached in a seductive manner, knowing 'The Prince Yuki Club' was nearby.
"Really, which one is she?" Kureno asked the girl.
"What, you don't recognize Kimi?" Kimi question, her eyes glistening as she grabbed his hand and looked into his eyes.
It took Kureno a few minutes before Kureno realized she was talking in the third person, 'Oh I bet she's Yuki's girlfriend, I know this act and it explains that nickname. I'd better act natural,' the rooster thought then bent down and gave the girl a quick kiss, shocking Tohru, the Sohmas and most of the girls in the hallway.
"Oh Yun-Yun!" Kimi exclaimed trying to act coy but secretly watching the president of Yuki's fan club (what's her name) turn red, "Oh Kimi almost forgot, the meeting's aout to start, come with Kimi!"
Kimi was practically attatched to Kureno's arm as they walked down the hall, 'Girls sure have gotten scarier since I was this age,' he thought as all the girls they passed by glared angrily at Kimi.
45 Minutes Later
"That last movie was the best, wouldn't it bee awesome to switch bodies like Ari and Mogeta did," one of Hiro's classmates said as they left the room.
"No it wouldn't, trust me," Kyo told them then walked off towards the exit.
He was almost off the school grounds when he heard a boy's voice call out to him, "Hey Hiro-baka, where are you going? We still haven't settled that argument."
When Kyo looked back at the boy, he was slamming his fist into his palm and smiling mischievously. Kyo just smirked back and retorted, "Bring it on."
The kid threw the first punch which Kyo easily dodged. One by one the children gathered around and began to chant, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Kyo continued evading the boy's blows and the crowd was cheering "his" name. Suddenly Kyo fell to the ground and kicked the legs out from under his opponent, "That's it, now I'm serious."
The boy once again struck out at Kyo but before he had a chance to dodge the fist was cause by a teenage hand with black and white prayer beads. "This loser giving you any trouble… Hiro?"
"Who the hell are you?" the kid yelled at Hiro.
"He's my cousin Hi… Kyo," Kyo smirked, feeling awkward using his own name.
The boy became very nervous and backed off, trying his best to seem confident, "Whatever, I'll see you tomorrow Baka when your boyfriend's not around."
The boy snickered as he walked away. Kyo waited until the crowd cleared before addressing his relative, "I could have handled that myself you know."
"No duh, everyone knows Nobu is all brawn and no brains, you'd have to be that stupid woman to lose to him," Hiro smirked and watched his own face turn red.
"I told you to stop calling her that! What did you come here for anyway?"
"You were with Tohru in the shop the night she bought those sutras right?" Hiro asked as they headed towards the street.
"Yeah so?"
"Well lead the way," the red head told him, Kyo giving him a nod of understanding.
Half an hour later the two were in front of the store where the cat changed two days earlier. Hiro pulled the door but it didn't open, "Damn it's locked."
"I've got worse news," Kyo said then pointed at a sign in the window, 'Space for Rent'.
Cool I wrote it in a week and this is a good length. I hope you all enjoyed. I wish I could think of something witty to say but I can't so I guess just R&R.