Homer's change jar twinkled atop his dresser. Bart cautious approached and swiped it. Homer's rumbling form appeared. ''Why you little...'' he yelled at Bart. Bart made his escape through the house, barely exiting through the garage door as it closed.
For that added dramatic touch, he had to reach back inside for his lucky red hat. He hopped aboard the school bus and tipped his hat good-bye as Homer shouted incoherently. Bart taken his seat next to Milhouse. "Hey Bart" he said. "My dad took me to Circus of Values last night and said I could get anything I wanted." "Cool" Bart agreed. "An oversized novelty billiard ball!" "Yeah, you shake it up and it tells the future!" replied Milhouse. "Really" asked Bart. "Uh huh" answered Milhouse. Bart started to take it "Will I pass my English test?" he wandered, as he shaked it, "Outlook not so good." Bart read aloud like the ball. "Wow, it does work!" Milhouse gave it a shot. ``Will I get beat up today?'' The ball says, ``All signs point to Yes.'' Nelson poked his head over the seat. ``That ball knows everything.'' He sluged Milhouse. Bart took the ball "Will Milhouse and I be friends till we're toothless old men with hair in our ears?'' he asked Milhouse. ``Don't count on it.'' He nearly aimed a little lower, but the prognosis was still bleak. Grasping at straws, he asked, ''Will Milhouse and I be friends at the end of the day?'' The answer was `No'. Bart asked, ``What could come between the two bestest buddies just like us?''.
To answer that, it was a dramatic closeup of a very sweet little girl with braces by the name of Samantha Stanky. "Samantha, I've always been suspicious of transfer students." Principal Seymour Skinner told her. "Other principals try to unload problem cases that way. Lord knows I do." "I'm a good student." Samantha tried to explain to him. "Yeah, sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade when I got back from 'Nam. Instead, they spat on me. I can still feel it searing. "So, let's just see what the permanent record has to say. No detention, fairly good attendance I see you beat that bed-wetting problem. That's in there? Don't worry. They'll forget" Skinner lapsed. "Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 1 8 agonizing months. Every night I wake up screaming." "Well, let's meet your classmates." Seymour suggested to her. Ms. Krabappel handed out the graded tests, and the Magic Eight Ball was right on the money. As Ms. Krabappel griped about the class size. Skinner came in. "Attention, class. I have a new student for you" he announced. Please say a big elementary school hello to Samantha Stinky." Everyone thought the name was funny. "It is not Samantha STINKY. It is Samantha Stanky." she corrected her classmates. "S-T-A-N-K-Y"
"Oh, right...how embarrassing for you." he told her. "I'm sure this is a little scary for you" asked Mrs. Edna Krabappel. "Uh-huh." the new student answered. "So, why don't you stand up in front of the class and tell us about yourself. I'll be grading you on grammar and poise." Mrs. K told her. "We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a home security company." she explained. "He came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not." "It'll take you about six weeks dear" Mrs. K reminded her. At lunchtime in the schoolyard, Bart offered Milhouse a Wet Willie. Bart licked his finger and sticked it into Milhouse's ear. (``Victim number four!'' Bart told him as he left to turn Lewis into his next victim. A stray ball knocked Milhouse's glasses off. We got a Milhouse's-eye-view of the fuzzy world around him as he fumbled for his glasses, threatening the person responsible. He put on his glasses and saw Samantha standing sweetly, ball in hand. (``Whoa.'') Back inside, "Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for [turning bitter] every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans..." explained Mrs. K. before she calmed down "I will now show a short sex-education film."