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How are you? Well the computer's net isn't working still :S which ugh's me off! It opens the page right and then suddenly it closes the tab and then reopens it a few times before saying there is an error! Aaaaahhh! So, I'm on my mum's laptop writing out this so please, please bear with me!

Everything has happened today, well actually nothing! Mwahaha! I haven't done anything today except lovely work and I was a little excited because Lucy who I work with came back from her 2 week holiday today! YAY!

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-Crossbreed777: Thank you for enjoying the chapter! Hopefully you will like this one too! :D

-LittleMissDreamer7: I agree! In your face Angelica! :P never liked her! Thank you for the review! And yes, the girls have seen it!

-Pirate-Jedi-Ninja-In-Training: Hehe, I love the last line too! Thank you!

-Dani: Her new nickname is 'Big nose'! Penelope Cruz does have a little bit of a nose, but I couldn't call her fish lips two! :D lol

-CountCresent: Oh, I don't like both of them! Hehe, I love the last line too! I've actually been dying to write that for ages!

-Taylor Sparrow: Is it alright if I shorten your name to that? Rolling stones man comes from MaisieIrvette27's Hyper Obsession fan girl's fic, something she would say! I thought I did write 'Ponce de lion...'? Maybe I didn't? Sorry! Thank you!

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-MaisieIrvette27: Me and writing lemons is like... aaaagh! But it was kind of important ooooer! Thank you for the review and I loved the latest chapter of yours!

-AnimationNut: Yes, duck and cover! Hehe – Maisie and Will are very funny! I love them too! Thank you also for the review!

Right, decided to do a new thing: What music am I listening to whilst writing this! Woo!

Listening: David Guetta featuring Flo-rida and Nicki Minaj – Where them girls at!

Chapter Five: Trouble, Drunk, and Fluffy.

Flik

"Because of me, Big nose bitch..."

Flik smirked, pointing the pistol at Angelica's forehead, clicking the back of it.

Angelica gulped as she watched Flik's hand come up to her face and pull the rest of her outfit she was wearing.

"Who are you?" Angelica asked, confused.

"Your worst nightmare..." Flik came closer, staring right into the eyes of the woman.

Jack could sense the tension between them; it was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

"So..." Jack butted in between them, standing in the middle of them both looking in Angelica's direction.

"Why did you dress up as Jack?" Flik said out loud, peeking over his shoulder giving the woman, who moved away from Jack but Flik still, had her pistol pointing at her.

"Oh, put it down, I'm not going to hurt you..." Angelica rolled her eyes taking off the three cornered hat whipping her black wavy hair around trying to catch the attention of Jack.

"I have a pistol in my hand remember?"

Angelica ignored her, and came back towards Jack smiling with her eyelashes fluttering.

"You were the only pirate I could pass for..." Angelica told him, he smirked and shrugged.

"That is not compliment..."

"Don't worry; I have long since forgiven you..." Angelica leaned up to him, but again he stepped backwards and he accidentally bumped into Flik.

"For leaving you?"

"Recall that I left you..." Angelica smiled wickedly over to Flik as she undid her bodice to Jack but he wasn't interested still.

"A gentleman allows a lady to maintain her fictions." Jack said, looking between Flik and Angelica – both woman were still giving each other dirty evil looks.

"As long as my sailors get their money, they will put up with any number of peculiarities and peccadilloes." Angelica replied, turning her back towards them.

"There is one peccadilly Jack will do, and that be impersonating Captain..." Flik jumped into the conversation, standing her ground next to Jack.

"For that, you both need a ship which I happen to have..." Angelica smiled, turning back to them raising an eyebrow.

"We could use a ship..." Jack nodded over to Flik who agreed with him as always.

"I hear that you have been to the Fountain, Jack..." Angelica half smiled, coming up to them both once again.

"There be a lot of hear tell going on these days" Jack rolled his eyes, his hand came down and held Flik's hard making sure she didn't do anything rash.

"The Fountain of Youth..."

"NO! REALLY?" Flik replied back to her, sarcastically rolling her eyes at the Spanish big nose.

"Who are you again...?" Big Nose asked teasingly with a smile upon her face.

"Oh you fucking..." Flik shouted and was about to grab her till Maisie, Will who fell through and landed hard on the ground and Scrum came after them closing the door hard after.

"Milady, I see unseamenlike fellows of officious looking nature!" Scrum announced, grabbing a few crates trying to block the door.

"Friends of yours?" Angelica grabbed her sword from the floor, hiding behind a pillar.

Flik shook her head and rushed over to Maisie who was helping up Will from the floor.

"What the hell happened to him?" Flik called over to her friend, putting Will's arm over her shoulder and they carried him over behind another pillar where Jack was standing holding Flik's sword ready.

"Well... Mister Bloom here decided to have too much to drink..." Maisie explained, shaking her head side to side.

"Bloom?"

Maisie and Flik looked up to Jack, who was frowning down at them puzzled.

"I'm not explaining to him about that!" Flik exclaimed as Maisie gave her look, but soon they were interrupted by shouting, and loud knocks on the door that Scrum was trying to barricade.

"Jack!" Angelica shouted back over to them, her eyebrows raised high.

"I may have unintentionally slighted a King or other..." Jack replied back, he leaned down helping Will up.

"Jack..." Will slurred, pointing at his chest with a huge grin across his face.

"Oh dear..." Flik muttered, grabbing her sword from Jack's hand and she went over into the middle of the room ready to fight, Maisie joined her nervous about it – even though she had fencing lessons back home in America, she wasn't that good yet.

"I LOVE YOU!" Will laughed, and fell over onto the floor passing out.

Jack shook his head, and came next to Flik, looking at Angelica and back towards Flik.

"You haven't changed!" Angelica tutted, standing next to Jack.

"Implying the need?"

Without any warning, there was a loud bang and the door to the room burst open with guards coming through with their swords drawn ready.

Flik got separated from Jack quickly as she began fighting, blocking attacks from them and getting a few hits in herself.

Maisie squealed loudly, and she started running away as two guards came towards her – she ran over to the ramp and began to run up it trying to get away but she tripped up falling backwards and landing on both of the guards which knocked them out cold.

"OH! LOOK FLIK! I KNOCKED THEM OUT AND I DIDN'T EVEN USE MY...AAAHHH!" Maisie screamed as she noticed another guard coming towards her and she quickly jumped away.

Flik rolled her eyes to Maisie, and was trying to look to see where Jack was – he was over near Angelica, helping her out with several guards attacking them.

"YES! You seduced me, you betrayed me, USED ME! I was innocent of the ways of men!" Flik heard Angelica screech loudly in her Spanish accent over to Jack.

"THAT'S BULLSHIT BIG NOSE!" Flik yelled over, jumping over a guard's head and landing next to Jack blocking another guard's attack just before he could hit him.

"I agree, you demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted!" Jack agreed with Flik, swirling her around on the spot as they still fought against the enemy.

"DUDES! THERE ARE A SHIT LOAD MORE GUARDS COMING!" Maisie was now over at the door with Scrum peering through to see more guards coming through the pub towards them!

"I was set to take my vows! And you! What were you doing in a Spanish convent anyway?" Angelica asked Jack.

Jack shrugged, but soon he was on the floor with an angry Flik looking down at him.

"Yes, Jack... Why were you there?" Flik smiled down to him, he gulped at her sword pointing at his chest.

"Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake!" Jack replied quickly, he got up off the floor keeping eye contact with Flik as he stood back next to her.

"A brothel?"

"Aye..."

"A BROTHEL?" Flik yelled her eyes wide and he gulped hard once again.

"I can't believe you!" Flik continued, shaking her head at him and all of them made their way from the guards towards another backroom, stabbing barrels at the guards to slow them down with the drink inside spilling freely at them making them all fall and slip over.

"MAISIE! GET WILL!" Flik called over to Maisie, she nodded and went over to Will helping him up and dragging him over to where they were standing, over a trap door.

Behind them, there was another loud bang and more guards starting pouring into the room blocking them off from the only exit.

"I'm sorry, luv!" Jack said to Flik, looking at her dead in the eyes with a half smile on his face.

Flik gave in, and smiled back to him – she reached out and held his hand gently.

"He's not really sorry!" Angelica pushed in between them, shooting an evil look to Flik again.

"Oh, piss off you Spanish cow! You don't know anything!" Flik replied, growling under her breathe, this woman was already pissing her off she thought to herself quietly.

"You're just another one of his whores; he will leave you like he did me!" Angelica smirked and then she took a look around at the guards.

"We are at a disadvantage!" She cried, her eyes looking at the pistols pointing at them, her eyes looked up and saw Scrum was above in the rafters he nodded down to her before leaving off.

"We? Speak again! Unlike some who purport to be but cannot in fact hold candle to – I am Captain Jack Sparrow..." Jack quickly took hold of Flik's sword from her, stabbing a barrel behind him making the red wine spill over everywhere making a few guards go over once more.

Flik shook her head again, and she spotted the handle to the trap door beneath them.

"Maisie..." Flik whispered to her blonde hair friend, Maisie frowned and turned her head looking at Flik weirdly whilst trying to hold up Will still.

"What?"

"Don't scream..."

"What are you on about...?" Maisie replied, but Flik didn't answer instead the girl looked over to Angelica with a smile across her face.

"Big nose!" Flik called over to her; instantly Angelica turned looking back her annoyed.

"He's not going to leave me..." Flik answered the question from Angelica earlier, Jack began to laugh and smile to Flik before looking over to Angelica himself.

"Oh, how come you're so sure about that...?" Angelica chuckled, and Flik stepped backwards going to the handle of the trap door – her hand was steadily on it waiting for the opportune moment.

"I'm his wife..."

And with that, she pulled the handle down hard making the doors crash open and all 5 of them fall suddenly downwards hitting the freezing cold water beneath them with such force...

Jenna

"Miss Jenna...?"

Jenna looked up from her washing the deck's floor, it was now night and the air around her was cold, sending shivers down her spine.

"Yes?" She replied tiredly to the sailor above her, trying not to yawn.

"Captain Barbossa requires you to take this rope to the outside of the palace..." The sailor handed her a large rope which was bigger than her!

"Why?"

"Just do it!" He snapped back, making Jenna's eyes go wide and she shook her head breathing out.

"Bloody Barbossa... one of these days..." Jenna mumbled under breathe, rising to her feet carrying the rope in her arms.

She got off the ship, there was a cart waiting for her to take to the palace...

About 10 minutes later, Jenna arrived at the outskirts of the palace there was a few guards standing around – instantly she spotted Barbossa standing with his peg leg waiting for her.

"You called me, Barbossa?" Jenna sighed out, as she struggled off the cart putting the heavy rope over her shoulder staring up at his stupid makeup on his face.

"Aye, yes I did... I wanted you to see a hanging..." Barbossa smirked, and they began walking through an arch way. In front of Jenna stood a large wooden structure, she gasped at it knowing what it was straight away – it was the gallows, they were actually going to hang someone.

In the mist of the palace, she saw two guards dragging an older gentleman along the ground; her eyes squinted and saw it was Mister Gibbs.

"There is a mistake! It's a life sentence! Not death!" Gibbs protested as he came closer to the gallows and he was thrown to the ground in front of Barbossa.

"Aha! You forgot the rope...!" Gibbs laughed as he spotted the beam without any rope on it.

"On the contrary..." Barbossa smiled, and whistled over to Jenna – She came out of the shadows with her eyes to the ground, she glanced up a few times over to Barbossa but her eyes widen when she saw the two men behind him.

There stood either side of the gallows was Lit Theodore Groves, his face was dark from the shadows being casted on it, but his eyes were glued to Jenna as she was walking, he wore a frown on his face as he stared at her.

And on the other side of the gallows was him... Lit Thomas Gillette – Jenna always liked him as well; she loved all the navy guys in the Pirates films. He stood there quietly; the fire from the torches was above him showing the outline of his face – she could make out the light freckles of his face and she knew beneath his wig was his lovely red hair...

She shook her head quickly hoping that her 'Fluffy' would not notice her but he did..

"I trust you can tie a noose, Master Gibbs." Barbossa grabbed the heavy rope off Jenna and she collapsed to the floor hard – the rope was so heavy it was starting to hurt her but as she fell, a pair of arms grabbed her holding her.

Her eyelashes fluttered confused, and she looked up to see Groves holding her up.

"Are you alright, Miss?" Groves asked her, she nodded back speechless..

"That's a hard thing, forcing a man to tie his own noose for his own hanging!" Gibbs held the rope in his hands, but soon the rope was taken from him again and Barbossa threw it over to Gillette.

"Ye must lie in your bed the way ye made it.." Barbossa replied.

"What happened to you...?"

"Where be Jack Sparrow...And his wife..." Jenna perked up instantly as soon as she heard 'wife' mentioned, her thoughts returning to Flik.

"Um, he escaped..?"

"I'm on a tight schedule, Gibbs... The Providence sails at first light... so you better tell me now before you hang..." Barbossa tutted, impatient.

"Take me with you!"

"Take you where? To the Fountain? Is that where Jack and his fouled mouth wife be headed..?" Barbossa chuckled.

"HEY!" Jenna yelled, everyone turned around to her in surprise and she rose out of Groves's arms going over to Barbossa.

"SHE IS NOT A FOULED MOUTH! AND GIBBS KNOWS MORE THAN YOU!" Jenna yelled right in his face.

"Is that so...?"

Without warning, she grabbed the map from Gibbs's jacket and looked around grabbing also a torch from a nearby guard; she threw down the map on the floor and threw the torch onto it, making it burst into flames!

"NO!" Barbossa cried, trying to put it out but nothing was working.

"Now, you have no choice! You need to bring him with us!" Jenna stood in front of Gibbs defending him.

Barbossa stared down the girl, there was anger in his face as he did but soon he walked off nodding to Groves to follow him.

"Miss Jenna...?" Gibbs muttered astonished at her actions, she turned to him with a small smile.

"Why did you do that? I was..." Gibbs stuttered, it was like she was in his head thinking ahead of him.

"Don't worry Gibbs; it will all work out..." Jenna whispered, and turned away from him and began to walk but suddenly she walked into someone's back – the person turned around looking down at her just a little.

"Hello Fluffy!"

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