What If Quint Got Brainwashed by Bowser 2 The Prank Call of Carson
One day Bowser was in his bedroom reading of course his Nancy Drool Novels which he finally got back from the Taking TV who still had a Skeleton of the proffesinal baseball player/most valuable player on a baseball card Mikey Munchle. Bowser heard his phone ring and the caller ID said it was Quint
"What do you want Quint?! I'm busy trying to get away from your stupidness by reading Nancy Drool III The Mouth of The Void!" Bowser yelled into the phone
Quint obviously being stupid made a fake news announcer voice said
"Quint? This is P-U Poopenhouser a and uh... i am conducting a national survey from Captian Fathead Inc! Tell me do you smell like dog doo doo? Or just look like it?!" Quint giggled into the phone
Bowser sighed and said
"Quint I know its you it says on the caller ID! In fact Quint most people have caller ID they know its you calling!"
Sonic said
"Tell master bowser that I... have a secret relationship with Peach!"
Bowser yelled into the phone
"WWWHHHAAATTTT!?" SONIC ARE YOU ON HIS SIDE TOO?!"
"Quint said to sonic
"Shh! I think he's on to us! commander sonic!"
Quint said in the fake news announcer voice again
"Sorry Mister! I do not know this Quint or Sonic you speak of! maybe i could meet him someti-"
Bowser hung up.
Quint said
"Hello? Hello? Bowser you still there?
There was a knock at Quints door
Quint said
"I gots it!"
he zoomed over to the door. Bowser was there with a kitty squirt bottle
Quint screamed
"EEEEKKKK! Quint said as he tryed to run from bowser squirts Quint sheiled himself with a toybox that was in his room that held all of his Dinobonoid and Captian Fathead action figures Quint said
"Hah! is that all you..."
Bowser was holding a hose now
Quint said
"Uh oh..."
Bowser sprayed quint and quint screamed and said
"Ok Ok! I understand what i did was wrong master bowser!"
Bowser walked out of the room Quint said
"Yeah like i would say that without sarcasim! He he he!"
Bowser squirted quint again and quint shrieked
2 hours later Quint tried to call Ludwig.
"What do you want quint?" he grumbled into the phone
Quint said in a desk receptionist voice
"Hello Mr Koopa this is your doctor I'm calling to tell you your brain is damaged and it needs to be removed!"
Ludwin said
"Quint I know its you!"
Quint replied
"Quint? whose quint?"
Ludwig said
"It says on the caller ID!"
Ludwig hanged up
Quint went up to a pay phone dressed as a cowboy
"Well howdy there Mr sonic! I am a national member of the goverment committee! and we have just nominated you for Pres I Dent!"
Sonic said
"I have caller ID Quint!"
Quint said
"You still knew it was me? I even went up to this stupid payphone dressed as a cowboy so I wouldn't be recognized!"
Sonic Hung up
Quint sighed as he walked down the hallway of Bowsers castle
"Ugh! theres gotta be a way to beat caller ID! He decided to go to Bowsers Basment he looked through
Bowsers chest of gadgets
"Lets see... a hypnotic watch! a hypnotic gas spray can! a pair of hypnotic glasses and a scroll to cast hypnotism! DARN! theres nothing in here that will help me beat caller ID!"
Quint looked around and saw an old skeloton phone with the turner thing to dial numbers
Quint reached out and before he lay a finger on it Sonic ran down and said
"QUINT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY AWAY FROM THAT PHONE!"
Quint said
"But Commander Sonic! I just wanted to see if that phone had caller ID on it!"
Sonic yelled
"Quint! that is the most dangerous phone in the universe!"
Quint said
"But Commander Sonic! Phones are our friends! they take us to magical places! Hong Kong!, Hawaii!, Japan!, Greenland!, Iceland...
Bowser upstairs was reading the phone bill
"...Alaska!?, Guatemala!?, Jamaica!?, Korea?! HEY! WHO'S BEEN CALLING ALL THESE PLACES?!"
Quint was listening to sonic lecture him about the phone.
To be continued...