A/N: In the previous chapter, I mentioned a cereal called Lucky O' Kaibas. First of all I am half-Irish, so I'm not racist. The second thing is that the idea came from a story that TortoiseshellCat is writing, which is going to be posted in the future.

Me: Here's chapter 3. So said before that I'm including Naruto this chapter, so yeah, here it is.

Naruto: Don't be in such a rush to start. Anyway he doesn't own Naruto.

Me: So without further adieu, here's chapter 3.

Teams 8 and 10: Kurenai and Asuma's Nightmares

We begin the day before Team 7's survival test, actually even before Teams 7 and 10 met their sensei. This was shortly after Kurenai met her team, Team 8. Kiba Inuzuka, Chouji Akimichi, and Sakura Haruno were all tense when they saw their sensei.

Sakura was wondering why there was only one female jounin instructor. While Chouji was only worrying about how he ran out of BBQ potato chips. Kiba didn't seem to care about anything other than Akamaru.

"Team 8, follow me." said Kurenai as she walked into the classroom. She had a strict but kind air around her. As soon as she said team 8, the three of them got up and followed her. She led them to the Hokage stone heads.

"Okay, Team 8 right now, you have to introduce yourselves since I only know what was given to me in your files. Basically I want to know your likes, your dislikes, and your dreams for the future." explained Kurenai as she sat on one of the rails on top of the stone faces.

"Umm…Kurenai-sensei, can you give us an example first?" asked Sakura slowly.

"Of course. My name is Kurenai Yuhi. I like many things. My dislikes are mainly slackers. My dream for the future is still undecided. Basically that's all you need to do, but please go into a little more details." said Kurenai. "You, the boy with the dog, start."

"Oh right, my name's Kiba Inuzuka. I like Akamaru, and that's basically it. My dislikes are FLEAS. My dream for the future is to become Hokage." said Kiba with a grin plastering his face as he continued to pet Akamaru.

"Okay…next, go pink-hair." said Kurenai, pointing to Sakura.

"My name's Sakura Haruno. Umm… the person I like is… uh no the thing I like is…" began Sakura nervously.

"You can just move on to your dislikes if what you wanted to say was too embarrassing." said Kurenai, knowing that it could have taken a while if she let Sakura continue.

"Right, so I dislike NARUTO UZUMAKI. My dream for the future is something I don't want to talk about right now." said Sakura.

"Alright, last one." said Kurenai pointing at Chouji.

"Okay, my name is Chouji Akimichi. I like eating food. I dislike not eating food. My dream for the future is to get dinner." said Chouji happily as he munched down some more of his BBQ chips.

"Umm…okay then. Now that that's settled, let me tell you about… Hey wait is that…Asuma?" Kurenai said slowly. "Hey Asuma!" called Kurenai to a man how was laying on one of the Hokages' heads smoking.

Suddenly the man got up from where he was and then vanished. He reappeared next to Kurenai and said, "Hey Kurenai, what's up? Who are the brats, I mean kids?"

"You're already done with your team Asuma?" asked Kurenai wondering how he finished up wit his team, even though she picked up her team first.

"Team? Uh…I have a team?" asked Asuma as he took a long drag on his cigarette.

"Uh… the genin team you were assigned to teach by the Hokage." Kurenai informed.

"Uhhhhh… are you sure? I mean if I got some brats to teach does that mean that Kakashi does too?" asked Asuma, obviously wondering when he got assigned a team.

"Yeah you got Team 10 assigned to you and Kakashi had Team 7 assigned to him." Kurenai said wondering how that he forgot that. "Both your teams were there when I left an hour or so ago. So do you know where Kakashi is anyway?"

"Yeah, sleeping…why?" asked Asuma.

"Doesn't he know about his team either? We all picked who was on our teams three days ago." said Kurenai kind of shocked.

"I don't know Kakashi isn't really one to forget things like that, but I wouldn't put it past him." said Asuma as he scratched his beard.

"Yeah, Asuma wake him up and both of you go get your teams. NOW!" said Kurenai, apparently annoyed that both of them forgot about their own teams.

"Sure, whatever. Ugh…why me?" mumbled Asuma as he vanished.

"Okay guys back to what I was saying. Tomorrow morning at 7:00 am, we are going to have a survival test in training area 3." said Kurenai as she walked in front of her team.

"Okay!" said all of team 8 as Kurenai dismissed them for the day.

Meanwhile…

Asuma was hurrying to Kakashi's house as fast as he could, knowing that the other jounin had formed a horrible habit of not being able to wake up when he actually went to sleep. Kakashi, you better be up, thought Asuma as he got to the door. Asuma first knocked and called Kakashi but got no response in return, so he did what any sensible person would do; kick down the door without thinking of the consequences.

"KAKASHI GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED!" shouted Asuma as he came flying through the entrance of Kakashi's apartment. Asuma made his way to Kakashi's room. This time he didn't kick the door down, he just opened it. But unfortunately, Kakashi shared his room with his seven or eight dog summons. Asuma notice that all of them excluding Pakkun got up and jumped on him.

"Pakkun! What do they want from me!?!?" shouted Asuma as he tried to push the largest dog down.

There was no response. So Asuma looked up to find the small pug sleeping on bed. Asuma had enough of it after about five minutes off pushing the other dogs down, so he managed to make it over to the bed and then he gave Kakashi a sharp kick in the side. The kick obviously woke Kakashi up because all of the dogs got off Asuma and started to bother Kakashi.

"Fine I'm up." said Kakashi getting up groggily. "Asuma, any reason you broke down my door?" Kakashi began to push the dogs down then stood up.

"Any reason you wouldn't open your door? You're a light sleeper so you should have noticed me, or heard me right away." answered Asuma.

"Hmm…true, but I knew it was you so didn't think that I was in any kind of danger, so I felt no reason to get up." explained Kakashi as he grabbed a fairly clean jounin uniform from the top of a drawer.

"Shut up, genius. Anyway did you know that we were assigned teams?" asked Asuma, trying to change the topic.

"Anyway, huh, nice way to avoid a topic. But yeah, I knew, the Hokage told us a few days ago and Iruka told us two days ago. I know that your memory doesn't recall that far back, but at least try." said Kakashi pulling on the green jounin vest.

"That's heartless. Anyway let's go get-" began Asuma before Kakashi cut him off.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!! Pakkun don't make me chase after you!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Kakashi as he jumped out the window after the small brown pug, who didn't want to wait for food any longer.

"Jeez, why did he have to scream that?" wondered Asuma out loud as he followed Kakashi out the window. In matter of minutes Kakashi decided he didn't want to follow Pakkun, until he realized that Pakkun was his favorite ninkin. But now he was behind Asuma, who was chasing Pakkun the whole time. Pakkun eventually ran into the academy. Man those two are dense if they don't realize I'm bringing them to their teams, thought Pakkun as he continued to run down the halls. Pakkun finally saw the door he needed to go through open then dashed into room A-3.

"Hey Kakashi I found Pakkun." said Asuma as he walked into the room. There he saw six kids about twelve or thirteen. Then Kakashi walked into the room.

"Asuma I never lost him." Kakashi said as he picked up the small dog.

Just then a small boy with…straw yellow hair ran up to them and shouted, "HEY ARE YOU GUYS ARE TEACHERS?"

"Yeah I got Team 10 and Kakashi here got Team 7." said Asuma to the crazily hyped up teen. Asuma glance over at Kakashi was now getting lip from the small dog. Then looking at the other people in the room, he noticed a few things. One was that the platinum blonde girl was just staring at Kakashi. The straw yellow haired boy was going off on some tangent about ramen. The brown haired boy with the white shirt was half asleep at one of the desks. The black haired boy was mumbling something about Kaiba or something along those lines. But as Asuma kept looking for potential in these genin, but he saw none. Oh well not my problem. If they fail it won't be fault. I'll just say they sucked, thought Asuma.

"Okay Kashi time to split." said Asuma with a smirk, hoping that he could at least pull some kind of reaction from Kakashi. He glanced at Kakashi and saw his visible eye twitch a little. "Team 10 let's go." He saw the straw yellow haired kid go up and kick the half asleep kid until he got up and a shy looking girl followed as well.

When Asuma reached the spot he was looking for they stopped. It was a temple-ish thing that was more like a gazebo than anything else. Asuma sat against one of the wooden fences that was in it then began to speak.

"Okay team 10, right now all I want to know is your names, likes, dislikes, and dreams for the future okay?" said Asuma hoping they didn't want an example.

"Wait can we get an example first?" asked straw hair.

"Ugh…Fine. My name is Asuma Sarutobi. My likes are smoking, Shogi, and I suppose Go. My dislikes aren't really any of your concern. My dream for the future is to no longer have my family's name associated with what I should have done. Okay that's all you really need to do. Feel free to go into as much detail as you want." said Asuma.

"Okay I'll start. Believe it, my name is Naruto Uzumaki. My likes are ramen, especially beef ramen. My dislikes are the three minutes you have to wait to get the ramen you heat up in the microwave. My dream for the future is to become HOKAGE!!!!!!!!" said Naruto happily.

Wow his dream wasn't to become a ramen maker, thought Asuma. "Right, anyway next. How about you?" said Asuma pointing at the lazy kid.

"Ugh…Fine, how troublesome. My name is Shikamaru Nara. Uhh… My likes are board game, sleeping, and watching the clouds. My dislikes are troublesome things. My dream for the future is to have a wife who isn't too pretty but isn't too ugly. Have two kids; a girl then a boy. Then not having to work and spend the rest of my time playing Shogi or Go." said Shikamaru in a bored lazy way.

"Uhhhhhhhh…Okay then. Last one, go." said Asuma, unable to react to how planned out this kid wanted his life to be like.

"Umm…uh…My n-na-name i-is H-hinata H-hyuuga. M-my l-li-likes a-are a c-cer-certain n-nin-ninja. My d-dis-dislikes a-are um…uh…n-nothin-nothing im-import-important. My d-dream f-for t-the f-fut-future i-is t-to be-become a str-stronger per-person." Studdered Hinata with a blush plastering her face.

MAN WHAT A STUDDER!, thought Asuma. "Okay team now that I know you slightly better, I can tell you this we're having a survival test tomorrow. So be sure to at training area ummmmmm….10 at 9:00 am. So see you all tomorrow. Have a good night everyone." said Asuma as he walked away.

This was basically how Teams 8 and 10 met their jounin instructor. It will be later reviled how these two teams become Kurenai's and Asuma's nightmares. Later on it will become relevant that these two teams passed their survival tests.

END

Me: That was a bit of a point less chapter and short too.

Naruto: Yeah. But I'm in so it's all better. Anyway just incorporate this chapter later on.

Me: Yeah good idea. So anyway, I didn't include the survival test because 1) it's really late and 2) because since they both passed I didn't think it was necessary to include anything more than that. So that's all for now. Oh yeah, if I spelt something wrong and you have a huge problem with it leave it in a review.

Naruto: Okay bye. Don't forget to review.