I've been making longer chapters! Go me! I'm actually very pleased with the way this is turning out even if the beginning is slow. Oh and just to clear up any confusion:
Sensei=teacher
Senpai=upper classmen, or someone in a higher ranking (sounds like sempai)
Baka=stupid
Title: Sakura and her merry band of misfits
Summary: I've never done anything bad ever. I always do my work, listen to my elders, and shown respect to everyone I've ever met. So why am I in a mansion with a bunch of freaks that are at least seven years older than me? sakuraXmultiple
Disclaimer: I do no own Naruto or Play-dough or Pinocchio. But If I did, all would fail miserably with my poor business choices.
"Talking"
'Thinking'
Emphasizing
-Action-
"Dark Zetsu" 'cause he's kickass like that
Chapter 5: Bad little artist
Sakura looked up from her locker and noticed several girls standing around her. "Haruno-san~! There's this really hot blonde at the school gates looking for you!" She looked at them strangely before closing her locker door. These girls were acting like they were the best of friends when none of them had ever even looked her way before. Besides the moments she caught them trying to copy off her paper in class. "Blonde?"
The way they nodded had her afraid that their head would fall off. "Yes! About this tall, with the most beautiful electric blue eyes and gorgeous strawberry blonde hair!" The crowd of girls sighed dreamily making Sakura cock her head to the side. "Tall, blue eyes, and blonde?" They agreed a little more annoyed from her repeating them. "Yeah! He has a black and red trench coat too." Her eyes widened and she rushed past them.
'He wouldn't dare…would he?' When she got to the front with her "new friends" behind her, Deidara looked up from the front gate he was previously leaning against. "Sakura!" Her face blanched as everyone looked her way. 'Damn it, the one day it gets too hot for my hoodie and pants everyone notices me.' Sakura pulled the hood on her zip-up vest further down on her head and tried to walk past him and he grabbed the back pocket of her shorts.
"Where are you going, yeah?" She scowled and looked at him over her shoulder. "May I help you, sir?" Deidara mock pouted making all the girls (and a small percent of the guys) aw. "Sakura-chan is so cold, treating me like a stranger, un." Sakura fully turned around to face him and his pout turned into a smile at her irritation.
She was so much fun to mess with. Her usually clam façade would melt with just the right words and the reaction she gave him was beautiful. Though with their first meeting he thought she was a little boy who hadn't hit puberty. Now he saw she was an odd little girl who was self-conscious about her age.
"Why are you here?" Deidara slipped his hand into her back pocket and pushed her against him. "Can't I just come for an innocent visit, un?" Sakura quickly averted her eyes down and glared at where her chest meet his stomach. "No you can't. Now let go you're crushing my art project." He let a little space between them and noticed her did crush the rolled up white paper. "You take art, yeah? Are you any good?"
She still refused to meet his eyes and he noticed her frown. He took that as a no and fully let her go. "I'm here to take you to the house, un." Sakura nodded and they took a few steps before a red head tapped Sakura's shoulder. "He's taking you to his house in the middle of a school day? Are you two lovers?" Sakura's face reddened and the girl thought she might have made the pink-haired girl angry. "What?!" Deidara over-heard and smiled like he knew a secret no one else knew.
"Sakura-chan is like a little sister to me. Right Sakura-chan, yeah?" The girl in question looked at him suspiciously. "Yeah…" Everyone perked up and Deidara knew they were about to ask him out so he pulled Sakura along. It was a small walk before they ended up at their destination and Sakura was pulled into a pair of strong arms. "Sakura-chan's finally here! Tobi's so glad~!" She tried to look at Tobi but she was pressed too tightly to his chest.
"Let her go, Tobi-baka, yeah. You're smothering her!" Tobi sadly released her and she sadly saw her paper was slightly ripped. "Now I'm going to get points taken off." Sakura walked further in before she turned to the two older males. "Do you have any tape?" Deidara looked down to the paper in her hands and smiled deviously. As she tried to press out the wrinkles, Deidara quickly snatched the paper out of her hands and ran towards the library. "Deidara!"
She chased after the laughing blonde and Tobi followed suit. "Tobi wants to play too!" Deidara made a sharp turn and made his way to Sasori who was reading in a recliner. "Danna!" Sakura stopped a few feet away from them and Tobi flopped on the couch. "Looks like Sakura-chan is a little artist, un." He began unrolling the wrinkled and ripped paper making Sasori smirk. "Oh really?" Before she could stop them from seeing her picture they laid it across the small table in front of the couch.
"This is…" She exasperatedly dropped her book bag on the ground and sat on the arm rest of the couch. "Yes, it's a horribly drawn picture of a dog wood." Sasori and Deidara continuously starred at the paper before Deidara spoke. "It's so bad I can't even laugh, un." Sasori nodded in agreement and folded the paper back up. "Why didn't you ask for help?" Sakura calmly took back her paper before looking at them in confusion. "But…why would I ask you for help?"
At her question Tobi propped himself up on his elbows. "Sasori-senpai and Deidara-senpai make toys and birdies!" She looked even more confused from Tobi's explanation and looked at the other two males. "Baka! I don't make birdies. I'm an artist who makes clay sculptures!" Sasori didn't look as angry as Deidara but he was obviously mad. "I'm an actual artist who makes puppet masterpieces. Not some toy maker."
Deidara turned to Sasori looking smug with himself. "I see why Tobi said what he said concerning you, though, un. There's not much of a difference between tinker toys and your creations." The slight narrowing of Sasori's eyes didn't go unnoticed even as he smirked. He closed the book on his lap and shut his eyes with a pitying sigh. "Your little world of ignorance makes my heart bleed for you. It's so sad that you're little play-dough creations will be just a distant memory."
At the small growl Deidara emitted Sakura's eyes went a little wider. She'd never seen either male look so angry. "I don't want to hear that from someone who believes art is forever. Art is fleeting, dumb ass." Sasori made a scoffing sound in the back of his throat and finally turned to Deidara, looking pissed. "Says the idiot who thinks art isn't meant to last through the decades."
"Shut it, necrophilia!"
"Arsonist!"
"Pinocchio!"
"Tranny!"
Their argument was cut short at the sound of Sakura laughing. "I-I'm sorry," She stopped with a small smile on her face. "That was just so stupid it was funny." Tobi sat up in his chair and stepped on Sakura's book bag. "Sakura-chan laughed and smiled! Sakura-chan has never did that before!" Sakura moved down to sit beside Tobi and pulled her bag from under his foot. "You'll crush my candy." She pulled out a half-eaten chocolate bar and popped the rest into her mouth.
"Tobi wants some!" Sakura covered her mouth to keep from showing her food and spoke through a mouthful of chocolate. "There is no more." She put down her hand and shrugged carelessly. "Yes there is." Tobi pointed to her lips and smile cheerfully. "In there!" He began to lift his mask and her lips parted slightly in surprise. "Yo-"
He pressed his lips to her rosy ones and slipped his tongue inside her mouth. The chocolate had melted inside of her warm mouth and he happily scooped it into his own. His tongue was on over time as he ran it over her teeth and gums, leaving no trace of the aphrodisiac. Sakura's eyes almost popped out of her head in disbelief. Innocent little Tobi was frenching her for chocolate! What the fuck?!
Just as he started sucking her tongue to remove the chocolate on it, she was suddenly pulled away from him and sideways onto Sasori's lap. "The hell?! What's gotten into you?!" Deidara looked absolutely murderous as he towered over Tobi. "B-but, Tobi wanted chocolate!" Tobi whimpered pitifully and pulled his mask back down. "That's no excuse. Tobi."
Sasori was just as furious, if not more so than Deidara. Tobi, that sneaky little bastard! He was supposed to be the one to kiss Sakura. He was supposed to be the one that had her redder than his own hair. So why did that immature little brat get to do it first? Sakura was silent, simply clasping her mouth with both of her hands. Even as she heard Tobi's girlish squeals, Deidara's outrage profanities, and Sasori's dark aura eating up the room; she couldn't find her voice.
Sure, she's been kissed before but she'd never actually let any of her past boyfriends put his tongue in it too. She glanced at Tobi and felt her face reddened to the point where she knew a tomato had nothing on her. "T-Tobi's sorry -sniff- Sakura-chan." His voice was absolutely pitiful and he hung his head. "Ju-just don't, you know, do it...you know, without permission." She wanted to scream and hit him earlier but judging by his earlier screams Deidara did enough.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't tell me you actually liked it." Deidara's eyes narrowed at the flustered girl as she avoided his eyes. "I-I never said that!" Tobi seemingly got more depressed and he looked at her with another sniffle. "Tobi's a bad boy and a bad kisser!" Sakura felt bad for him and tried to comfort him. "I, um, I never said that either…" "So you did like it?" Sasori prodded looking at her suspiciously. Though he looked calm his voice spoke volumes. "Why do you guys care anyway?"
They quieted and Sakura stood from Sasori's lap. 'Stupid confusing boys.' She walked out and around to calm down before she ended up in the kitchen. 'More memories of stupid confusing boys.' She silently thought to herself as she remembered when Kakuzu held her. Sakura wildly shook her head and opened the refrigerator. She saw a large red cake and pulled it out. "Red velvet!" Sakura absolutely loved anything sugar with sugar, just like a kid. She grabbed a fork and sat down at the kitchen island. 'They won't care if I eat just a little.'
She ate and ate and ate some more. Soon, she felt the room was spinning and her thoughts were getting less coherent. "I think…I think I'm eating myself sick…" She hic-cupped and pushed the last quarter piece of the rest of the cake away from her. "I did not know you enjoyed rum cake, Sakura-san."
Sakura looked up and saw Zetsu's half grin. "Rr-uum caked?" She slightly slurred and blinked owlishly at him. "Yes, rum cake. I poured a shit load of rum into the icing." He sat beside her and took her fork. "I hate that plain shit. You cannot get drunk of off regular run cake." He ate a piece and watched as she suddenly started busting out laughing.
"You've gots white stuffs right he." She jabbed her finger into the white icing on his cheek making him scowl. "Hey!" Slowly dragging it off his face, Sakura starred at the white substance on her finger. Zetsu watched her smear it on the middle of her bottom lip before giggling again. "Whoopsie daisy, I miss-ed-ed my face hole!" Right about now he wish he had a video camera. "Lemme try that's a-gain!"
She stuck out her tongue and slowly licked her lips. Zetsu's golden orbs intensified and zeroed in on her mouth. She looked at him with glazed eyes and repeated her previous action. "I wants some mores, Zetsie." Sakura whined and poked his cheek with a small pout. "I likes your white stuff." He took her finger off his cheek and ran his hand down his face. This girl needs to be more aware. "Zetsie! You gots stuffies on your hand!" True to her word, he had wiped the icing from his face on to his hand.
"I'll gets it 4 ya!" She grabbed his wrist and brought his palm to her face. A small pink tongue wiggled out from between rosy lips and dragged across the surface of Zetsu's callous hand. He shivered before taking his hand back and putting it on her head. Sakura smiled and started leaning against Zetsu. She leaned a little too far and fell off of the island's stool. With a dull thud she hit the ground and was out like a light.
So much for having a peaceful cup of tea.
Haha! Sasori gets no love in this chapter. You do not know how much fun I had writing that scene with Tobi. I posted this chapter quickly so that I can hopefully get back into the swing of Saturday/Sunday updates.