Disclaimer: I don't own The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
A/N: Thank you, reviewers! It's great to know people are reading this. And I was already plotting to bring Frank back... [insert maniacal laughter here].
Will and his sister Mina were sitting on the floor, in the front hall, looking through all the random things They had packed. The twins had stayed behind when Helena had gone looking for Terra only moments ago.
Since none of them felt like listening to Star Wars: the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, Cabaret: The Musical, Die Dreigroschenoper, or any other random music of Helena's, the CD player and the box CDs were pushed into the corner.
"Why did you almost introduce me as your girlfriend?" Mina asked as she read through her lists.
Even though it didn't matter if they'd packed everything or not, she liked everything to be properly in order. Her brother always said she'd make a lovely wife for somebody one day. Or a secretary.
"Er, I don't know…" he muttered nervously.
"I see the way you look at me sometimes. At first I thought it was merely my imagination. But you almost called me your girlfriend. You like me, don't you?"
"Er…"
"Will, darling… just admit it. It's terribly obvious. And its not as bad a thing as you might think. You see, I've thought quite a bit about it. I've theorized that the reasons humans have a taboo against incest if because we know the problems inbreeding can cause. If there aren't any children, then it isn't a reason to avoid such a thing."
He stared at her in wide-eyes, open-mouthed shock. "You really think…"
And then, she threw her arms around his neck and kissed him right on the lips. After a moment she moved her face away from his and collapsed into his arms.
"Why did I just do that?" she muttered.
"I'm not sure. It felt nice, though," Will replied simply.
"Something's wrong with this place. It's like some sort of unseen force is making everyone think way too much about relationships… or something. Like the house wants us to admit any romantic feelings. Don't you think so?" Mina said fearfully.
They sat there in silence for a while.
"I wonder what happened to Terra," Mina whispered thoughtfully.
Back in the lab, Terra was wishing that she hadn't even gone near the castle. The angry redheaded woman was quite angry at Terra and she really didn't like people to be angry at her. It made her feel powerless.
The footage of Terra's mom and the muscle man was still playing on the screen. Playing on an endless loop.
"How did you find your way here?" Magenta asked, glaring at Terra.
"I just-"
"Who's that?" Helena asked suddenly, pointing to the screen.
Magenta turned to see what the girl was pointing at, then laughed. "That's Janet Weiss. She's the slut who the master seduced all those years ago. After he seduced her, she seduced that creature you can see on the screen. Columbia and I got quite a kick out of that. Ha!"
"So her name is Janet Weiss? Then that is Mom!" Terra exclaimed.
At this, Magenta's eyes narrowed. "You're his."
"What?"
"You're the Master's daughter, aren't you? My dear brother suspected this would happen."
"Whose daughter?" Helena asked.
"That revolting man who indirectly killed my beloved brother. We were supposed to learn about the culture of this planet. We were supposed to learn about the culture of this planet, like many other ships sent around ze galaxy. Our employer seemed to think that meant 'take advantage of superior technology and have sex with all of them'. The last earthlings he… corrupted… were Janet Weiss and Brad Majors. Poor fools! My brother was executed because he killed that monster that very evening," Magenta said bitterly.
"Why must it take this long to walk to that castle?" Anna muttered.
Her boyfriend chuckled nervously. "I guess it's a lot further away than it looks. Well, we're almost there."
With a dramatic sigh, Anna continued to jog after him- a nearly impossible task in heels. When they finally got to the castle they knocked on the door…
Meanwhile, inside the castle, Will and Mina were leaning against a wall kissing enthusiastically. He moved away and wiped her lipstick off his face (and neck) when they heard the impatient knocking.
"Shit," Will muttered under his breath.
"What do we do, darling?" Mina whispered.
"Open the door. How would anyone we know end up here?" her brother replied, smiling a smile he hoped would reassure her.
Just to be sure, she tiptoed over to a window.
"Oh. My. God!" she hissed.
"Hmm?"
"It's Anna… and some guy I don't know. But we can't let her see us!"
"Well, what do you think we should do?"
With a grin, she pointed to a nearby coat closet. "Since they've noticed that somebody's here… we'll dress up."
And then the both of them began to laugh.
Quickly, they went through the closet. Will found a heavy black cloak Death himself might wear. With a bit of eye makeup he'd found in a shoebox in the closet, he looked nothing like his usual self.
Mina found a sweeping black dress made of layers and layers of sheer material. With her curly red hair already messed up from the rain (and a bit of dramatic makeup she'd found in the box Will found his makeup in), Mina almost looked like another person!
Mina sat crouched down on the staircase.
And then Will slowly opened the door…
Indeed, Anna and a semi-familiar teenage boy stood there. Will decided to use a creepy voice to throw them off.
"Hello…" he said, slowly.
"Hi! My name is, Hugo Smith. Uh, this is my girlfriend Anna Hapschatt… I wonder if you might help us. You see, our car broke down a few miles down the road… do you have a phone we might use?"
Will decided then decided that talking in a strange manner might confuse them even more.
"You're wet…"
"Yes. It's raining," Anna said, chuckling awkwardly.
"Yes," Hugo repeated,
"Yes… "
Lighting flashed!
"I think you better both… come inside."
"You're too kind," Anna replied with false innocence.
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