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Title: Sakura and her merry band of misfits

Summary: I've never done anything bad ever. I always do my work, listen to my elders, and shown respect to everyone I've ever met. So why am I in a mansion with a bunch of freaks that are at least seven years older than me? sakuraXmultiple

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Emphasizing

"Dark Zetsu" 'cause he's kickass like that

Chapter 11: Bad little secret

"Oh my goodness!" Deidara and Kisame both gave a hearty laugh as Sakura covered her face with her right hand. After she went home and fully mourned the loss of her innocence, she was back a month later and it seemed that the two males beside her were making up for lost time. "Jeez, I've had enough of your perverted jokes!" She blindly grabbed her service booklet and stuffed it in the large pocket on her skirt.

"Alright, I think Chibi-chan has had enough." Kisame threw an arm around her shoulders and laughed when she muttered for him not to call her that. "Maybe you're right, yeah." Deidara agreed and wrapped his arm around her waist. Sakura peeked at him through her fingers and he smiled in a way that made her anxious. "Wait, wait. I think I've got one more, yeah." He took the hand covering her face and intertwined his fingers with hers. She squirmed to try and get her hand back but he held tighter. Kisame was pressed to close to her side for her to free her other arm and cover her face so she starred down at her captured hand in desperation. "Relax, it's a poem, un. I'd think a girl like you would like poetry!"

Sakura looked at Deidara suspiciously and he loudly cleared his throat before beginning.

"Roses are red, nuts are brown. Skirts go up, pants go down yeah." She wished she could pull down her skirt and opted to cross her legs. "Body to body, skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in, un. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it is in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and starts to sag," By now Sakura's face was an ashen color as she pondered her remaining innocence. "Oops! It's not what you think, it's a LIPTON TEABAG, yeah!" Sakura's face re-gained its rosy color and then some as Kisame and Deidara practically pissed themselves laughing.

"Get away from me! You guys are so disgusting-" "We're disgusting?" Kisame interrupted through his cackles. "Who's the one with their mind in the gutter, un?" Deidara quieted down to slight chuckles and played with Sakura's hand. She snatched her hand away and stood, the two putting up their hands in a sign of surrender as she glared. "You guys are driving me insane! One of these days-" Her rant got cut off as they heard Hidan's battle cry re-sound through the house. "I'M GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU!" Sakura stilled as she heard a girlish scream before Tobi burst into the room. "Someone save Tobi!" Sakura looked at him over his shoulder as he frantically waved his arms. "Hidan-san is scary!"

Hidan was hot on his tail with a three pronged scythe and turned his narrowed violet orbs on the scared lad. "You're dead meat!" The silver man hissed and brought down his scythe. Tobi squealed, narrowly dodging the weapon and Sakura's eyes widened in horror as she saw it coming down and-

Rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiipppppp!

An angered shriek left her lips as she quickly crossed her arms in front of her chest. A cold breeze met her back and Sakura closed her eyes as she began to grind her teeth. "-You guys are going to go too far! This was my favorite turtle neck! SOMEONE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" Sakura looked over her shoulder to demand Hidan be the one to buy her a new one when she saw him staring at her back dazedly. "What the hell are you looking at?!" The other men were curious as well but was afraid that Sakura would turn her wrath on them if they spoke. "You have a tattoo…" Her pupils dilated and her breathing stopped. "!"

"What the hell is going on down here?" Kakuzu questioned with a heated glare. He heard Sakura yelling about paying for something and he'd be damned if those idiots were going to cause a lawsuit against them again. Pein calmly followed after Kakuzu to see what the commotion was about. He'd heard the rest of the members yelling and didn't bat an eye but hearing Sakura raise his voice had him on edge. The meek pinkette never got loud with anything she did. The newly arrived males followed everyone's gaze and their eyebrows raised.

"No fucking way, yeah…you do!" As Kisame gapped at her like a fish out of water and Tobi covered his mouth like a scandalized woman, Sakura took three steps back from everyone and moved her lips but no words would come out. "That's so damn hot…" The blonde and silver haired man groaned together and the pink haired girl turned pink. "And you were staring at my piercings like they were odd." Pein muttered thoughtfully and smirked as he leaned against the door frame. "How much did it cost?" Sakura glared at Kakuzu through her bangs as she sat on the arm rest. "Tobi-sempai, could you hand me my book bag?"

Tobi happily obliged while Kakuzu looked a little ruffled at being ignored. As Tobi handed Sakura her things, Kisame finally snapped back to attention. "I still can't believe you, of all people, have a tattoo!" He laughed loudly with his hands thrown back before cupping his hands around his mouth. "Yo, Itachi! You've got to come see this!" Sakura stood with her hands out to cover Kisame's mouth but her shirt began to slip. 'I'm so glad this thing has a built in bra, just thinking that my bra would've been exposed to them is awful.' She re-crossed her arms and glared.

Deidara caught onto what the big blue male was doing and grinned. "Sasori-danna! You're missing out on something unbelievable, un!" Sakura glared at the cheeky men on the couch who smiled in response. "Does everyone really need to know about this?!" Just as those words left her mouth Zetsu slipped into the room and chuckled. "I knew you had a dark side." She thought it wouldn't get any worse until Sasori came in and began to lightly trace the ink into her back. "Black angel wings, hm?" Itachi muttered thoughtfully and Sakura tried to keep her back away from his crimson gaze.

"Yeah, I have a tattoo. So what?" Sakura snapped and bent over to dig around for her spare shirt, making sure one arm was still across her chest as she shifted through the messy bag. "Bitch it's hot as hell, that's fucking what." She was unaware of the violet and blue orbs gazing at her back side but she did hear the sound of large hands connecting with the back of someone's head. She stood and slipped on a too big t-shirt before slipping off the tattered one. "Why did best Sakura-kouhai-chan want a tattoo? Didn't the needles hurt her?"

Sakura smoothed out her plain white tee and sat on the arm rest of the lounge chair since Kakuzu took her seat. "Ah, the thing is…I don't remember getting it." Itachi raised a brow in question as she stared at her hands. "I thought you're first time drinking was here." She turned red and glared at the stoic looking man. "I didn't get drunk and get this tattoo! They told me I've had this since before I came to the orphanage." This time, Sasori spoke up. "Told you? Wouldn't you remember something like that?"

Everyone looked at her for an explanation to see a blank look on her face. "I suppose I would." Her voice was monotone and disturbed a number of them. "But you have amnesia." Pein calmly finished and they all looked at the two in surprise. "Looks like you found two of my dirty little secrets." Her eyes trailed up to the clock on the wall and she hosted up her book bag. "But I think that's all for today." She carelessly lifted up a hand and barely waved bye before leaving more indifferent than she usually was.

I'm so embarrassed, I suck at drama! But…I just couldn't resist! XD Did anyone get that the violet and blue orbs were Hidan and Deidara, and the large hand smacking them was Kisame? Obviously, he has the biggest hands. I've actually had the whole "Sakura has a secret tattoo and amnesia" idea for a long while and this is the beginning of me wrapping this bad-boy up. Or, I guess you could say "Bad girl." If you didn't get it by my first author's note, I choose to have lighting in my crappy little apartment instead of my computer.

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