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Important notes about character names:

The title character of the novel Jane Eyre uses the alias 'Jane Elliot' at one point. Of course an English teacher would've read that book. Columbia choose that name for a reason.

In Star Trek: The Next Generation, William Riker (played by Jonathan Frakes) is second-in-command on the Starship Enterprise. Even though he's always seen as second to Captain Picard, he is content with that position. He never wants to be any more than that. He'd never betray his captain. Just like, no matter how stupid she acts, Will Frakes will never betray his friend Terra...

Soon after Mina and Helen had gotten dressed again, Magenta showed up at their room. Actually, it was her old room. The one she shared with Columbia, in fact.

"I zink ve should cook dinner now. Frank will find your friends soon, I'm sure, and we can't let him do anything dreadful to zem,"

"I'm a dreadful cook," Helen said, chuckling nervously.

"Ve vill just make something simple for them to eat, of course. Anyway, Columbia is a dreadful cook and she managed to help me with a few recipes."

"Oh, it'll be fun!" Mina cheerfully told her friend.

Helen sighed. "Fine."

Will and Anna fell asleep in the coffin/tank/box after they were finished having… well, you know. They didn't wake up until they heard someone shouting.

"Where are they?" snarled a male voice.

"I don't know!" came the panicked reply.

"Well, they're your friends! Your friends, loose in my castle!"

"Dad! I was busy..."

Now Will knew whom the people were: Terra and her insane biological father. It would be very bad if they found Anna and him hiding here. Especially since Hugo was with them.

But there were other things

Currently, he was using the screens to search for Terra's other friends. But, before he could find the three teenagers, he saw someone walking through the gardens and towards the secret servants entrance.

"An intruder?" he muttered.

Hugo's eyes widened. "That's Ms. Elliot! My English teacher!"

"That's Columbia, my groupie," Frank corrected, raising an eyebrow.

The bright smile upon Hugo's face faltered.

"Well, now she teaches English at Denton High School. Though, when Magenta mentioned her earlier, she claimed that Ms. Elliot's name is really Columbia," Terra explained.

"Hmm. Let's hope she's headed for the lab."

Indeed, Jane Elliot was walking towards the laboratory. She knew every secret passageway of this castle. So, it hardly took any time to find her way to the Hole in the Wall. That's what she and Magenta called the hole that Dr. Scott had entered the lab through all those years ago.

She smiled when she saw them. "Frank! Magenta was right… you are alive!"

Terra scowled. "Why are you here?"

"Magenta called me, saying there was trouble. I rarely answer phones in the middle of the night, but I recognized the castle's phone number."

Suddenly, they heard a voice that could've only been Will's…

"So the castle does- oh shit."

Frowning in confusion, Terra walked over to the tank. There she found Will and Anna. Both looked very embarrassed as everyone stared at them.

Ms. Elliot's eyes widened in shock. "Anna?"

"Ms. Elliot?" Anna replied nervously.

"Anna!" Hugo shouted.

"Hugo?" Anna squeaked.

"Will!" Terra shrieked.

"Anna?"

"Ms. Elliot!"

"Anna!"

"Hugo?"

"Will!"

"Anna?"

"Ms. Elliot!"

"Anna!"

"Hugo?"

"Will!"

"SHUT UP!" Will screeched.

Terra glared at him. "I can destroy you, Will Frakes. I can metaphorically or literally tear you apart. Don't try my patience. If I ever catch you with her or any of our sword enemies, you'll regret it."

That heartless statement sure made her father proud. Before anyone could say anything, Mina entered the room, through the Hole in the Wall. She wore a totally different outfit than she'd worn the last time Terra had seen her.

"DINNER IS PREPARARED!" she shouted, ringing a gong.

Frank raised an eyebrow. "Well, then. Who knew we were even having dinner?"

"It was Magenta's idea," Mina explained with a shrug.

And so… Hugo, Mina, Terra, Frank, and Ms, Elliot walked to the dining room. A moment later, Anna and Will followed.

The dining room itself was just as gloomy as it was those many years ago- if not more so. Magenta usually ate dinner in the kitchen. Sometimes, when Ms. Elliot was at the castle, they'd eat in this room. That's the only reason it was not full of dust.

Mina left the room just as the others sat down.

To nobody's surprise, Frank said at the end of the table. His daughter sat at the other end. Traditionally, of course, the most important person present sits at the head of the table. Both of them thought themselves to be most important.

The room was silent even after Mina returned with the food. And Magenta. And Helen. Nobody spoke as the three girls wheeled a cart into the room. Upon the cart sat one of those funny metal trays. You know, the sort with silver a lid. Still, nobody said a word as Frank began to cut apart the roast that sat there. The only sound for nearly five minutes was that of the miniature chain saw used to cut the roast.

Then, Mina and Helen served everyone slices of that roast. Now Magenta stood in the corner, giggling to herself.

Nobody bothered to ask why she was giggling. Oh, if only they had…

"Where's the wine?" Frank asked, as the last few people were served their food.

"Ve don't drink… vine," Magenta replied. "Vell, not anymore. Though I did find some amontillado earlier. An entire cask. I bought it from the Count Monte Cristo."

Again, she giggled.

"Mags…" Ms. Elliot whispered, eyes wide with sudden realization.

"Vhat?" Magenta replied sweetly.

Ms. Elliot took a deep breath. "Don't eat anything, guys. Seriously. Don't take a single bite!"

Everyone stared at her in open-mouthed shock.

"Why…?" Anna asked.

"Please, just trust me. Don't eat it!"

Now Ms. Elliott looked terrified. So, nobody ate any. Except for Frank. The fact that he believed she was just being silly killed him, you see.

His hand began to twitch first. Then, it got worse… and worse…

Convulsions began after about ten minutes. On a normal person, it would've taken more than 45 minutes for a reaction to begin. But he wasn't very normal. He'd been brought back from the dead less than 12 hours ago.

Soon he was writhing in agony.

Thankfully, he'd fallen under the table at some point. Most of his painful death went unseen. A cruel silence engulfed the room.

"You killed him…" Anna whispered, after a moment.

"But I thought you liked him. He seemed to like you!" Terra said calmly.

Magenta laughed mirthlessly. "Of course he didn't like me. He never liked me… the feeling of hatred was mutual."

With a deranged laugh, she grabbed the tablecloth and tore it away from the glass table. Now they could all see the grotesque corpse. His eyes were still open, staring madly. The once-attractive makeup on his face now looked deranged, probably due to saliva that still dripped revoltingly from his red lips and tears that streaked down his cheeks.

Anna shrieked, and instinctively ran toward Terra. Everyone was shocked to see Anna of all people in the arms of another woman. By the time she'd realized what she'd done it was too late.

"I'm not a sapphist!" she squeaked.

A/N: The Cask of Amontillado and The Count of Monte Cristo are two very famous revenge stories. Both classics that 'Ms. Elliott' would know. Just like in the story, there wasn't actually any amontillado. Magenta was trying to warn them without Frank noticing.

Also, the poison she used was strychnine. I hope I portrayed the symptoms accurately

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