Work mate, goddamned work
Ah a good firefight I really miss look at that idiot standing in the open and here a nice 45 caliber bullet greets him in the face...and he is dead, ah it is so relaxing.
" Oh Godess, kill them already"...and here this pleasant activity gets ruined by the godamned shriek of this banshee.
"Why don't we kill her already..ah wait the credits, DO NOT KILL HER, I reapeat DO NOT KILL HER" I know but is so tempting and is her fault for trying to play the tough girl with the freaking Blue Suns and they are not some guys who have been slaped some weapons in the hands and told to spray in random directions, they actually can aim.
"Why are you listening to music in the middle of a firefight are you an idiot or what" the asari really starts to get on my nerves and the bullets whizzing above me don't help.
"Listen up you little missy nobody can forbid me my only source of entarteinmet while I am working so you better shut up or I will use you as a practical meatshield". I shout at her as menacingly as possible.
"You will not do that because it means no credits for you'' Damn she is right and also I will not be considered a very realiable merc if I fail an godamned escort mission.
"Ok if you really insist I will end it now... You hear that guys? playtime is over, time to go to bed" I shout while taking out my good ol pistol and my trusty knife. Jump over the cover go to the first asshole, take his weapon and use him as a meatshield shoot the other two idiots and drop the "live'' shield that in the mean time has got a nice collection of holes from his comrades.. what a nice bunch.
"Aaaaand is done now, you can come out beauty" The annoying asari in question come out of the cover shaking and I can see she is on the breaking point, well it was her first firefight and I can't really blame her.
"I...I.. Oh Godess...I". And now she starts crying dammit I may be a bastard but I still have a weak spot for the ladies. I go near her and hug her and at the beggining she doesn't do nothing but after a while she hugs me back and starts weeping
"Hey you've done a pretty good job in your first death or life scenario, most people freak out and jump out of cover and try to run only to end up dead, so some points to you for not freaking out...too much''. I try to tell her in my most kind voice I can muster even if the helmet filters the sound.
"Rea..ll..y, I just want to go home now I am sorry about being so obnoxius with you, I thought that I could beat them to a pulp, I wanted to be as the other maidens and see the universe not to be stuck in a house for the rest of my life''
"Well I must say that Omega is not the best place to start exploring the vast expanse of the universe and I think this is not the place for such a beautiful lady as you, the risk is that you can become a nice slave for some bastard or get addicted to some drug and end up to shake your ass for your whole life in a strip bar".
Fucking Gommorah, should have bombed that place with C4, those poor girls... it will never leave my mind what those sick fucks have done to them making them live a life of what was basicly slavery.
"I know, I will keep it in my mind next time I will choose a destination"
"Atta girl now let's get back to the spaceport and get the first shuttle to your home"
While we were walking to the spaceport I thought about all the events that happend this day, and the most strange thing that somebody would think is that I never froze and place and stood there like an stationary target wondering myself where I ended and what happend, because one of the most important rule of the wasteland is to stay ever sharp always pay attention to the surroundings. And also that my memory is back is a help.
Yep I lost my memory when Benny shot me, I forgot my life before getting lost into the wastes, DC, Adam my best friend also known as Mr.101 and the big trip from the east coast to the west one and all the deliviries that I made as a courier including..."The Divide...man fuck that place, I mean that trip was a real nightmare". I know it will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Well now we are at the ship and she is preparing to take the flight back to the Citadel.
"Well then hope you learned the less.." My capability of speaking stopped suddenly when her lips touched my helmet.
"Consider it as a small bonus'' She says huskily while going to the ship with an extra sway in her hips I also notice.
"Oh yeah! that is what I call a good job'' You are right man...well now let's get back to bussines otherwise my pants will stay tight for a while too long.
Well now I got the creds and going against my most basic insticts of survival I took also a shoot of ryncol from the volus at the bar and I must say that the stuff is strong but...''That moonshine from Point Lookout is something else, no wonder those hillybillies were so retarded that stuff could bring a Super Mutant down'' .
Well now let's just find a place where we can sleep in safety and some food while we are it...
CRASH
''Who the hell would attack this shithole of a bar!?'' Dunno but it seems is just one guy and it seems that he/she has some serious skill. Bullets don't help me much more in investigating but it seems he is hellbent on killing those guys in the far corner. There was a pretty hot woman that seemed to command a small squad of mercenaries in that corner and trying to fend of the attack. Keyword is trying, since those idiots are cut down at an impressive speed by fast headshots and after all of them are down and just the woman reamins I hear a pretty gruff voice with a slight brithish accent in the far end of the bar from where the shoots were coming.
"Come on Tiffany you thought that I was so easy to kill you should know better than anyone else that my resilience is pretty goddamn amazing''
There was standing with his charateristical armour and an old but deadly Mattock a legend among the mercenaries.
''Well now we are getting somewhere hehe..''