Iron Bastard

You know I start to hate this galaxy, I mean why every good looking women that I saw have a voice that comes from the depths of the hell.

"Maybe because this chick is choking on her own blood right now"

Ah...you are right, nice shoot in the neck from that old man, the lady is down. Well then..back to drinking, or maybe let's talk to since he is coming to our table.

"You know usually when I start shooting the public hides or tries to kill me, it seems you saw quite many situations like these or the godamned bounty on my head isn't very appetizing to you"

"I didn't want to interrupt the talk that you had with your ex-flame, I think closing a relationship for good is quite good for mental and physical health" and you closed it quite good.

"Heh smart mouth, I never saw you here on Omega and usually that means that either you are green or that you had enough sense to avoid Omega until now , I think I will go with the second one"

"Correct, I find Omega such a distateful place, the booze is shit and the atmosphere in general just sucks, I vastly prefer the infinite void of space"

"Huh, you talk about a bad space station then you never saw an old space station in batarian territory now that was shithole, if remeber rightly it happend 10 years ago...". Oh boy here it starts, now kids its time for a story from uncle Zaeed prepare for the awesomness...

"... then that hanar that I had to kill barged right in with guns in all his fucking tentacles and started shooting everywhere killing both foes and friends, fucker got a stray shoot at me and hit me in the arm but I repaid the favour by making him a jelly full of holes, only I remained alive after that mission".

"You are a shitty leader you know that?" Yeah, this guy made some pretty big mistakes, hell who would put a guy of his behind some red barrels who are clearly volatile and saying, that is a good cover

"Ha..yeah, having years of experience doesn't make me a good leader just.. "

"A lucky son of a bitch". Beacuse he really has some serious skill but also quite much luck.

"You don't even know, well then I will go now,got another contract and hopefully this one will kill me"

"Why so eager to die?"

"Ah..dunno I think it is that I am just tired of this shitty life and I want to go in a blaze of glory but mostly because...Vido"

"Another old flame?"

"Ha..I would touch him only with a Carnifex pointed at his bloody head and repaing the favour that he did years ago."

"Wait a second...you too got shot in the head and survived?"

"What do you mean kid?"

"Well the galaxy is a small place because you meet the person who survived a direct shoot in the head . "

"You are shitting me". He looks at me like I have grown up a second head

"Nope and I repaid the favour fully" Ah man that was just one of the best moments of my life.

"Huh at least you repaid him, me I just got tired of chasing him and now I just want to go and kill as many SOBs as I can before they take me down"

"You're pretty pathetic you know. "

"Yeah you don't know how much."

"Well do you have another free place for this suicide mission of yours?"

"Kid...you know what, why not, if you are so eager to die then be free to join me."

"What's the job?" Finally a real job it seems Aria will have to wait.

"Remember that old space station that I told you about?"

"Yep"

"We have to blow it up" He smirks looking if I am gonna back down...you don't know who you met old man.

"Let's Rock Baby"

Oh another chapter...and I know that I am slow as hell but...I can't find any excuse. Lack of inspiration really slows me down but this story will not die...I hope.

To the next chapter comrades

Dinotz out...