Did ya miss me? I have decided to continue this story, whether it is reviewed or not. Fans of Army of Darkness will also like this chapter. Ash won't show up, but there will be some ass kickin' action.
To the story, you all know that I don't own stuff.
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Lenny and George got to gang up on Kirby for their fight. While this might seem highly unfair, the Ice Climbers did the same thing to me in the game, yet I always managed to kick their asses. By now you should know the drill with the chairs, so I'm not gonna explain that again. The selected stage was Dreamland, and everyone was ready to see how the two warriors would fight. Harry and I placed our bets; I couldn't believe he was stupid enough to pick Kirby. He couldn't believe I was crazy enough to pick someone that I hardly knew. I had a good reason to put my faith in them though: I knew their last names.
As the fight began, Kirby struck first...or sucked first (in both senses of the word). I kind of expected more from him; he could put up a pretty good fight in normal mode, but he was fighting much like he would in "so easy a blind retard on crack with no fingers or toes could beat it in under 10 seconds" mode. As George was sucked into Kirby's mouth, he pulled out a whip and lashed out at Kirby. The little pink bastard fell over in agony as a diagonal cut opened across his face. George charged at him, ruthlessly whipping him with blows that would have brought down Dracula in minutes.
Kirby was on the ground bleeding, and seemed dead, or at least dead in the simulator, which was the next best thing. George walked up to him to finish the job, when he was suddenly sucked into the little monster's mouth. This turned him into "Vampire Slayer Kirby". Kirby then spit George out, and attacked him with an exact replica of his own whip. The irony was overwhelming as Kirby beat the shit out of George in much the same fashion as George had done earlier. As Lenny's life seemed to be nearing it's end (in the simulator), a green burst of plasma knocked Kirby across the screen. Lenny, who had previously been letting George handle the situation, was now holding a ray gun and looked pissed. "My name is Lenny J. Williams, cousin to the George, and son of Ashley J. Williams, who mama says got hit by a train," I kind of felt sad when I heard that part, being an Army of Darkness fan. "I don't like it when people hurt my family," and with that he shot Kirby about 20 times, almost knocking the puffball from hell off the edge of the arena. It's a shame that Kirby could float, because he did just that, and landed on the edge of the cliff just as Lenny ran out of ammo.
Lenny threw the useless ray gun at Kirby, which he caught. Kirby tried to shoot Lenny, but there wasn't a shot left in the ray gun. By the time Kirby realized this, Lenny was only a foot away, wielding a huge battle axe that I hadn't realized he was carrying. He knocked Kirby of the cliff with a swing of his axe, and this time the pink wonder didn't even try to float back up, even though he could have. He also should have known that the ray gun was out of ammo. The fight ended, and the three fighters got out of their chairs and shook hands, while I wondered if I was completely wrong about Kirby. Well, whether Kirby threw the fight or not, Lenny J. Williams and George Belmont were now Smashers, and to this day Harry still owes me money!
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I just know a certain fan is gonna be pissed about the Kirby bashing, but hey, Kirby might just turn out not to be as bad as I originally thought. What did ya think of Lenny and George? I was originally gonna make them brothers, but I decided cousins would be cooler. I intend to make Joe's fight short but sweet next chapter, then the high risk missions will start. Sorry Gooey for bashing your favorite smasher. R&R