I see you are part of the yakuza. That means you must be eliminated. I have taken your onii-chan hostage, and watashi is holding him in the nearby alley. If you want his safe return, bring $11037 (#SDR), and contact me at 4242-564(whenever you want to knock on Death's door) (#Soul Eater). We shall decide his fate over a friendly game of Hearthstone. I will be using a midrange shaman deck. Be warned, my fighting prowess level far exceeds 9000 (#DBZ).