With my eternal life, I will save you

by TheLunarSquad

A young onii-chan stolen by the Yakuza. . . A raging debate on the validity of Ereri being canon. . . Short letters depicting a debate between two very different people (p1 and p2). This debate occurs between two people on a third person's (Moose-chan) message board.

4. p2-People die when they are killed

I beg of you, do not join the ranks of those driveling, zombified ranks of blasphemous EreRi promoters. The pairing is nonsensical, and the pedophilia is evident. Also Levi is constipated ALL the time, and Eren is angry ALL the time, and everyone knows that angry + constipated = death. And people die when they are killed (#F/SN)-this much should be gleaned from the deeply existential, poignant, not at all cliché, totally not completely predictable message of Death Note.

Hoist your abundance of high-quality yaoi-phones and play sweet jazzy tunes for all to hear. Tunes that convey the message of anti-EreRiness, that counter the tsunamis of vermillion fujoshi nosebleeds that glide unceasingly from the nasal cavities of lonely shoujos every day. I believe in you, Moose-chan. you can do it. You can achieve the impossible.