YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG!
EreRi would not be a healthy relationship. Eren is much too young and naive and preoccupied with killing ALL TITANS + screaming into the sunset to make sound romantic decisions, anyways. Pedophilia is officially classified as undue attraction to prepubescent children no older than thirteen, Eren acts and screams like he's twelve so who cares. Also, Levi beat him up, which was pretty mean of him.
A million babies is physically impossible. The average life expectancy for males in japan is around 79, and 79 - 15 is 64, so that would be 15625000 a year, which translates into 42808.2191781 babies a day, or 29.7279299848 babies a minute. That's 0.49546549974 babies a second. which transcends all proven scientific facts about childbirth-births usually take around 14 hours each, and volleyball birthing is still quite slow at around 1 birth per 4.20 hours-Kageyama's speedy two-minute delivery was an anomaly (#Wikasa). And Levi's, like, 30, so he'd have to give birth at an even faster rate. And they'd probably be killed by titans before birthing any substantial amount of offspring, anyways.
Regardless, you must have the COURAGE to beat those drooling armies of teenage girls with their creepy, disrespectful fetishes. Use your FISTS OF COURAGE to LITERALLY SHATTER THEIR EXISTENCES (#Soul Eater), GO FORTH, VALIANT ALCES ALCES, DO NOT DISGRACE THE CAPREOLINAE NAME.
A/N: Wikasa, the beautiful is a well-written story featured on Ao3. Please read it, it is written by Alikenabel.