With my eternal life, I will save you

by TheLunarSquad

A young onii-chan stolen by the Yakuza. . . A raging debate on the validity of Ereri being canon. . . Short letters depicting a debate between two very different people (p1 and p2). This debate occurs between two people on a third person's (Moose-chan) message board.

9. p1-Rick Astley

OBJECTION!

Those lies and deceit flowing from their lips pay them no heed. My young bocchan, have I ever lie to you?

There is no such thing as pedophilia when it comes to TRUE love. Eren looks up to Levi like a kouhai to a senpai. The sultry and sweaty bond they share truly is the epitome of pure, innocent, love.

So what if they will have a million yaoi babies together? Isn't that just the beautiful circle of life (#EmoKovu)? Like how Kageyama and Hinata gave birth to a beautiful baby volleyball (#Wikasa).

Even if you are alone, you should do what you know is right. Just put on your long, black, cloak and become the lone hero. If you are doing that, you might as well dub yourself Kirito and beat evildoers by STANDING STILL (#SAO).

But truly you can do it. You can defeat the titans (#SnK), you can destroy the vampires (#OnS). You should never give up your dream. Say to yourself "I'm never gonna give it up, I'm never gonna give YOU up." (#Rick)

I rest my case.