Because I decided it would be too cruel if I didn't make another chapter, I'm writing another chapter. Hopefully, it won't suck. I finally thought of a way to bridge the gaps of plot, and I'm suddenly interested in Bleach again. I might mix the manga, dub, and sub terms for Bleach, because I read/watched all of them, and I confused myself. I apologize in advance.

I do not own Fire Emblem, Nintendo, Intelligent Systems, or Bleach.


Ichigo was walking to his school, Karakura High, after beating up his father for attacking him out of bed, and eating breakfast. It was the classical perfect day, just waiting to be completely ruined. Of course, it was just what ruined the orange-haired-secret-substitute-shinigami teen's mood when his orange flip-phone rung, with Mayuri as the caller."Yes?" Ichigo spoke with an ever present scowl on his face.

"Kurosaki." Mayuri sounded just as displeased and unexcited as Ichigo. "The Head-Captain requires your presence".
Of course, Ichigo was completely calm after this statement. Like the timid man he was, he shouted "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I GO TO SCHOOL, DAMMIT! CAN'T THIS WAIT UNTIL AFTER SCHOOL?!". However, the only response Ichigo received was a constant beeping sound. Ichigo, muttering through the whole process, grabbed his substitute badge, placing it on his chest, severing his soul and body. He then grabbed a green, spherical pill (Punishment. Ichigo needed to make sure Kon didn't try anything, so he put Kon in his gikongan form), placing it into his body's mouth. As Kon arose, also grumbling, except about being a pill, and being in Kurosaki's body. Ichigo, the ever drill sergeant, yelled, clearly seething with rage, "GO TO SCHOOL! And if you try any funny businness, I swear, I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND BURN EVERYTHING INSIDE!"

Kon turned, pretending to be a good little artificial soul, while thinking 'Fool! My plan is perfect! I'll simply... (This is censored, to protect the eyes of our reader. Thank you.)'. Meanwhile, Ichigo shunpoed off to Geta-boushi's to use the senkaimon, grumbling the whole way.


(Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away...)

The king of a kingdom lay, old, on his deathbed. His wife and friends had passed before him, and his children, all grown holding his weak hands, and their children, of whom were coming of age themselves, standing nearby, they all knew he was leaving this life soon. "Farewell, Lifthrasir, Eir, Gangnrad. I leave this kingdom to your able hands" the dying king stated.

"Yes, father, the United Kingdom of Thracia will prosper under our reign!" Lifthrasir declared, much to the annoyance of Eir. She opened her mouth to berate him, but the old king put up a hand to stop her.

"I am going to join Nanna now. I wish you luck." And so, the old king died peacefully, as trumpets blared, bards sang sad and happy songs, people speaking reminiscent tales of the kings exploits, and others shouting in loud voices, "the old king is dead, long live King Lifthrasir!", though, everyone knew that he had to rely on his two siblings for advice. And thus marked the end of King Leif, in the Gran Year 823.


(Back in Karakura Town)

A body lay in the ground of a park. White, pristine armor covered parts here and there, like the chest and shoulders and shins and such, though it was hard to see over the flipped red (on this side, at least. The outside is white) covering his head. He grunted, getting up. 'Where am I? The afterlife, perhaps?' He brushed himself off. He looked at his hand, though, realizing it's difference, and felt the new energy coursing through his body, and he laughed in joy, and jumped up and down. "I feel younger! I haven't been this young since I was fighting with Ares and Seliph! Oh, I can't way to find them! And Nanna, too! And maybe my mother and father, and Altena as well! Now, just... huh?"

He saw many structures he was not familiar with, but put it up to a different afterlife. He also realized that he had every type of weapon he could use, the Baldyr Sword, a Light Brand, a Silver Lance, A Hero Axe, A Killer Bow, Meteor, Bolganone, Thunderstorm, Blizzard, Tornado, Lightning, and multiple staves, all inside one of those useful convoy bags. He heard that, sometimes, the afterlife would grant you weapons, but he had no idea he'd have THIS many.

The big buildings confused him. Was it a big castle, and this a courtyard? No, he didn't see really anyone. 'Is this a sick joke? I guess Seliph WOULD arrange this kind of thing, that Lopt blood and all, but this...' The Mmaster Knight wasn't sure if he should stay put, or move on. What to do? He stood there, thinking quite hard, and then, well...

"HELLOOOOOOOOO THEEEEEERE LOSSSSST SPIRIT!" The shout was near deafening, flooring Leif. A million thoughts ran through his head, mostly about the possibility of dying while dead, and a creepy man in the strangest clothing appeared in front of him.

"Wh-who are you?" Leif responded meekly. What if he was in charge here? It wouldn't be so surprising, all these weird buildings.

"DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BOY? I AM DON KANONJI, SPIRIT MEDIUM, AND I AM HERE TO GUIDE LOST SOULS LIKE YOURS TRULY! BOHAHAHAHAAA!" The creep struck half a dozen cheesy poses during his introduction, all of which put Leif off to no end.

"... So, Dan Canonfly,-"

"KANONJI!" [Spirit Man interjection here]

"Yeah, that, whoever said I was lost? This is the afterlife, right?" Leif questioned honestly.

"ON THE CONTRARY-"

"Could you stop shouting?" Came the weak interjection.

"YOU ARE STILL IN THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, AND I AM GOING TO HELP YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY, LOST ONE! BOHAHAHAAA!"

"That doesn't explain those." Leif pointed at the buildings surrounded the park. A moment of silence occurred, neither saying anything, one impatient, the other confused. Than, the latter seemed to light up.

"I SEE! I SEE I SEE!"

"You see what?"

"YOU WERE A COMEDIAN WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE STRANGE CLOTHING!"

'Like you're one to talk.' "I am no jester, I am King Leif, ruler of The United Kingdom of Thracia, and I ask that you either help me or lea-" He didn't get the chance to finish his sentence as he felt a strong presence behind him, and he jumped forward, getting both him and Don Kanonji on the ground.

A strange, masked monster, reminiscent of a Rhinoceros Beetle and a Grasshopper at once, seemed to screech, "Alive, or dead, is this one? Perplexing, perplexing, but it's not matter, as long as it gives us tasty morsel!" And though Leif was confused by the lack of grammar, he understood the basic meaning. It was hungry, and he was on the menu.


(Ylisse)

Morgan's Steel Sword and a forged Elfire were all he had on him. But with his Mother's teachings, it would be more than enough! He charged for the beast, attacking what he deemed to be the most obvious weak point, the mask, and thrust his blade in, his superior speed allowing him to do so. The beast screamed in pain, but as it did so, Morgan fired Elfire after Elfire into its mouth, before withdrawing his blade, and finishing with a [Luna] empowered strike, straight for the mask, running his blade across the being as a follow through. The mask cracked in half. Both of Morgan's marks on his hands glowed lightly, before the beast seemed to fade into static. He'd have to ask Tiki about the glowing later. But, for now, he had more important things to take care of, and so, he went off, in order to help some more allies.


Super Long Unforgivable Hiatus? Check.

Sorry. Really, I lost interest in this story for what I thought was forever. Than I saw someone post something under this crossover, and I was reinspired, and I mentally fixed and made plot bridges.

So, um, this chapter was as long as I could make it, so, there you go. Hopefully, I'll post again soon.