James Potter furrowed his brow in concentration.
"This Muggle entertainment stuff is so confusing. They have books where vampires don't kill people! And their fairy tales are all about princesses!"
Sirius frowned. "That's weird. Why are you even taking Muggle Studies?"
Remus rolled his eyes. "Isn't it obvious? For Lily. Also, not all the fairy tales are about princesses. Jack and the Beanstalk was always my favourite."
"Who cares about beanstalks?"
"Ssh, Padfoot. This is what Evans grew up with. I must learn to appreciate it."
Remus sighed. "Redhead at 2 o'clock."
James spun around in time to see the aforementioned redhead walking through the portrait hole. He quickly ran over to her and put his few minutes of studying into action.
"My dear Evans! Would you care to be the Lois Lane to my Superman?"
The purebloods in the room gazed in confusion while the others laughed. Lily, however, simply looked the tousle haired boy over and said;
"I prefer Marvel."