Disclaimer: I'm going to write a disclaimer in the summary because I can't think of any new ways to say that I don't own anything.
"If James comes up to me one more time..."
"Hey! Evans!"
Lily turned around to glare at the poor bloke. "What, Potter?"
"I have the best joke for you! Why was the berry so sad?"
The poor redhead sighed and decided to get it over with. "Why?"
James held back a laugh as he said, "Because it was a blueberry! Get it? Blue-berry?"
Lily looked at him. Then she looked at Alice who was standing next to her looking like she knew something. She then looked back at James and opened her mouth to give some witty response.
Then she processed the joke and burst out laughing.
"Oh my gosh. Why am I laughing? That was horrible!"
James smiled triumphantly. "You see? You're warming up to me!"
"Or your wearing me down until I'm nothing but an empty shell of corny jokes and Quidditch facts."
"Does that mean you'll eventually say yes to a date with me?"
"I'm going to go with no."
"Come on! You know it would be so much fun."
"But then why ruin such a perfect concept? If it turns out to be bad, all my hopes will be crushed."
The sentenced practically dripped with sarcasm, but the ever optimistic James chose to see past that.
"So you admit that going on a date with me would be perfect?"
"James, you are really getting on my nerves..."
"That's not a no! And you called me James. I like when you do that."
Lily glared at the bespectacled boy. "I will HM01 you..."
"Is that a scientific term?"
"Do you even know what scientific means, Potter?"
"Ya! I learned it in Muggle Studies. It means... well I'm not good with foreign languages and this Science seems like a really difficult one."
Lily opened her mouth to say something, but then decided to just walk away.
AN: For those who don't know Pokemon, HM01 is a Hidden Machine that you can find to teach a pokemon a new fight move. HM01 is cut...
Haha funny joke...get it? No? I'll just play Gameboy now...