Voldemort: I know a game! It was a game I played when I went to Hogwarts!
Barbossa: What's Hogwarts?
Sauron: really?
Voldemort: it's a school I went too to learn magic
Barbossa: neat...
Sauron: I didn't need to learn. I was just incredibly intelligent
Voldemort: *glaring at Sauron* anyway, the game we played was truth or dare-
Evil Pink Buny: *appears with a POOF!* I LOVE THAT GAME!!
Voldemort: Told you she'd be back
Evil Pink Bunny: yup, and I have to play this game!
Sauron: I've heard of it. The Wraiths used to play it all the time with Saruman. Rather disturbing really...
Barbossa: I've played it. When we kidnapped Elizabeth Swann she introduced the game to me and me crew
Voldemort: do I really want to know?
Sauron and Barbossa: no
Evil Pink Buny: okay, then let's play! who shall start?
Voldemort: I will since I thought of it!
Evil Pink Buny: okay, but I'm gonna change my name again with this game
Barbossa: What are you going to change it to?
Evil Pink Bunny: I'm gonna spell Bunny right
Sauron: big change...
Evil Pink Bunny: shut up, and let's play. *thinks* Wait! I'm gonna bring someone else here!
(With a sudden POOF! sitting next to Sauron is: )
Jareth: okay, what was that...?
Evil Pink Bunny: Hello, Jareth! We are playing truth or dare in this evil person meeting, and you have been invited!
Jareth: *pales* truth or dare? I think I'll pass! *tries to run away, but with my super duper author powers I make him sit down again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Not so fast, Jareth! I am an author, so if you don't cooperate, I shall make you do something VERY embarrassing, so sit!
Jareth: *sits*
Voldemort: What are you from?
Jareth: I'm the Goblin King from the movie Labyrinth
Barbossa: Do you die in the end?
Jareth: no
Barbossa: YOU SUCK!
Sauron: we all die in the end of out movies/books
Voldemort: well, actually we don't know about me yet
Jareth: well, I don't get the girl in my movie
Sauron: not bad enough, because the bad guy never gets the girl
Evil Pink Bunny: actually I've read a book where the bad guy actually gets the girl
Sauron: really? that must be very rare
Barbossa: yeah...
Evil Pink Bunny: Voldemort, just ask someone truth or dare now
Voldemort: okay, Sauron, truth or dare?
Sauron: dare
Voldemort: I dare you to dance around and sing "I'm too sexy for my shirt"
Sauron: huh? but... but... I hate that song!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Then you should be able to sing it. Haven't you ever hated a song so much, and yet every time you hear it, it gets stuck in your head for the next few days and then the next time you hear it, you can sing along with it?
Voldemort: I hate it when that happens!
Barbossa: so, Sauron, start singing
Sauron: *stands up grudgingly, and sings the song and dances around*
Evil People: *rolling on the floor with laughter*
Sauron: *song done, he sits down, red faced* *grumbles*
Jareth: okay, Sauron, truth or dare someone
Sauron: Barbossa, truth or dare
Barbossa: I am no coward, dare!
Sauron: I dare you to dress up like Barbie and prance around like an air- head
Barbossa: WHAT?
Other evilies: heeheeeheeee
Barbossa: I refuse to do any such thing! I am a captain and should be treated with respect!
Sauron: on your ship maybe, but here we are equal. Except for me, because I am a Dark Lord who rules any where! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!
Voldemort: Actually, I'm the Dark Lord here, you are only in Middle Earth, so I'm the best here
Jareth: Well, I'm a King, so I'm a higher rank than all of you
Voldemort: Being a Goblin King is hardly something I would brag about
Jareth: *grumbles*
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, you guys are all lords and kings and captains, but I am the AUTHOR! I am higher than all three of you! I control all of your movements, what you say, and what you think!
Voldemort: that only counts when you're out side the story. When you're here, we let things go to chance
Evil Pink Bunny: *glaring* well, if that's the way you want it, then want me to prove it and make you do something really embarrassing?!
Voldemort: When you're in the story, you can't make me do anything to bad, so there!
Evil Pink Bunny: Do you really want me to prove it?
Voldemort: Go ahead!
Evil Pink Bunny: Fine! *leaves the story. A few seconds later Voldemort is suddenly in a frilly pink bikini*
Voldemort: *shrieks* CHANGE IT BACK! I LIKE MY BLACK ROBES! CHANGE IT BACK!!
Evil Pink Bunny: *POOF!s back into the story* *giggle* are you convinced that the Author is the highest rank here?!
Voldemort: *near tears* YES! YOU ARE HIGHER RANK THAN ALL OF US! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ROBES!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Is EVERYONE convinced?!
Other evilies: *looking horrified* *nod frantically*
Evil Pink Bunny: good *goes back to Author's World and seconds later Voldemort's clothes are back to normal* *Poofs back into story* *warningly* never mess with any author when you are in her/his stories! *glares around at everyone* *smiles brightly* Okay, Barbossa, you can do you're dare now!
Barbossa: *looking glum* alright.... but what will I wear? There aren't any Barbie clothes here
Evil Pink Bunny: *snaps fingers and a pink pile of clothes, makeup, and a blonde wig are suddenly in front of Barbossa* Okay, there you go. Go to that closet over there and change. But keep in mind that the door you go in is the only doorway out, so if you don't come out of there in a few minutes, then we will come in and get you.
Barbossa: *wimper* *goes into closet*
A few minutes later
Other evilies: *burst out laughing*
Barbossa: *now out of closet* *flushed with embarrassment and anger he is dressed in a pink mini skirt, a pink spaghetti strap, with a pink jacket over it. He has on pink shoes, and blonde wig that is puffed up. His make up is really bright*
Sauron: okay, now you have to prance around like an air head!
Barbossa: *grumbles* *prances around* (in high girly voice) Is my hair okay? I mean, like, I only did it an hour ago. It, like, you know, like, took, like, forever to get it to, like, get this exact style. I mean, you know
Other evilies: *laughing with tears running down their eyes*
Barbossa: *grumbles and goes back into the closet. Comes out a few minutes later in his normal clothes*
Voldemort: *still laughing while everyone else has laughed themselves into silence*
Barbossa: You can stop now...
Voldemort: *still laughing*
Evil Pink Bunny: hey! it was funny, but you're gonna have a heart attack here!
Voldemort: *rolling on the floor still laughing*
Jareth: do you think he'll suffocate?
Sauron: I don't know
Voldemort: *laughing is beginning to slow now*
Barbossa: good he's about to stop
Voldemort: *stops laughing, but continues to giggle uncontrollably*
Evil Pink Bunny: Voldie, evil people don't giggle
Voldemort: *stops giggling* *gasping for air* *looks at Barbossa* *starts laughing uncontrollably again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Oh, for the love of Pete!
Voldemort: *finally tries to control his laughter, and is now gasping for air*
Barbossa: finally...
Voldemort: *looks at Barbossa again* *tries to hold in his laughter* *looks like he is about to burst* *runs to the closet*
Coming From Closet: BWA-HA HA HA!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAR HAR HAR! GAH-HA! HA! GASP! snort! WAH HA! HA! HA! *wheeeeeeze* cough cough
Voldemort: *comes out of closet* please, let's continue
Other evilies: *rolls eyes*
Sauron: okay, you're turn to choose someone, Barbossa
Barbossa: *glaring at everyone* Voldemort, truth or dare
Voldemort: *Giggle* um... truth!
Barbossa: COWARD!
Jareth: Just shut up and get on with the truth!
Barbossa: grrr... ummm.... why.... why do you hate Harry Potter so much?
Voldemort: *growls* because he is a spoiled, preppy, ugly, Mr. Look-at-me who only craves attention because I tried to kill him! Everyone thinks he's all high and mighty because "oh, he defeated the dark lord, whooped-de-do! Let's all fall down at his feet!" I mean come on! He hardly does any work! It's those two other muggle lovers that do it! *does a poor imitation of Harry* 'Hermy, I can't figure this question out. What is 2+2? Ronny, I suck at playing chess, will you do it for me? Um, guys I forgot how to tie my shoe laces, will you do it for me?' He wouldn't even be able to wipe his nose if it weren't for those two! And you know what I hate most about him! He won't FRICKEN DIE!! HE'S A LITTLE 15 YEAR OLD NOW AND I'M THE GREATEST WIZARD EVER AND HE KEEPS GETTING PAST ME! HOW?!?!?! I WANT TO KNOW HOW!!!! JUST BECAUSE THAT FRICKEN GUY DIDN'T HEAR ALL OF THE STUPID PROPHECY THING I HAVE TO GO THE REST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO KILL HIM! THE STUPID, IDIOTIC, SON OF A MUDBLOOD! *stops yelling but is now breathing furiously**eye twitches*
Other evilies: .......
Barbossa: ...I regret asking...
Evil Pink Bunny: okay... um... Voldie? *timidly touches Voldemort's shoulder* uh... Voldemort... it's your turn to choose someone...
Voldemort: *is still staring furiously into space* *eye twitches again* hate... Harry... Potter...
Sauron: I think he's really lost it...
Jareth: anyone know what to do?
Evil Pink Bunny: I don't!
Barbossa: Why don't I ask someone else truth or dare now because he doesn't seem to be able to
Evil Pink Bunny: Let's give him a minute and see if he gets a hold of himself
Evilies: *all wait*
Voldemort: *eye twitches*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, Barbossa, choose someone-
Voldemort: Jareth...
Jareth: *looks scared* w-what?
Voldemort: *smiles brightly* truth or dare?
Evilies: *all sigh with relief*
Jareth: um... dare
Voldemort: okay... I dare you to- kiss Barbossa
Jareth and Barbossa: WHAT?!?!
Voldemort: *evil laugh*
Sauron: *snicker*
Evil Pink Bunny: *covers eyes* eeeeew.... poor Jareth...
Barbossa: That's no fair! I've already done a dare! Why is it me?!
Voldemort: Because I don't want to pick on Sauron at the moment, and because I don't want to do it to Evil Pink Bunny and have her put me into another bikini and also because I don't like you!
Sauron: and he has to be a real kiss!
Voldemort: on the lips-
Sauron: with tongue-
Evil Pink Bunny: WILL YOU JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Jareth: *shaking uncontrollably* o-o-okay... *walks over to Barbossa who is trying to shrink back* *bends down and kisses Barbossa*
Voldemort: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sauron: *makes cat calls*
Evil Pink Bunny: *covers eyes, but is laughing hard at the same time*
Jareth: *pulls away from Barbossa shaking worse than he was before*
Barbossa: *eyes wide* I'm scarred for life...
Jareth: I think I'm gonna be sick- *runs into the bathroom*
Voldemort: *still laughing, but not like last time. He actually has some control on himself* That... was... so... FUNNY!
Barbossa: Why don't you try it sometime and see how funny it is!
Voldemort: no thank you! I like being straight!
Barbossa: I'm straight also!
Sauron: *cough cough*
Jareth: *comes out of bathroom slightly green* okay... what did I miss...
Evil Pink Bunny: Nothing really. It's your turn to pick someone now.
Jareth: okay... Evil Pink Bunny, truth or dare?
Evil Pink Bunny: Dare!
Sauron: oooo, confident!
Evil Pink Bunny: *sticks tongue out at Sauron*
Sauron: *sticks tongue back out at Evil Pink Bunny*
Jareth: okay, Evil Pink Bunny, I dare you to- kiss Voldemort!
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, you're just copying off of what Voldemort did to you! One kiss is enough!
Voldemort: *eyeing Evil Pink Bunny* I guess it could be worse. I could be kissing Barbossa.
Evil Pink Bunny: *looks at Barbossa* yeah... you're right... I guess it's not that bad. You were really hot when you were 16 so I guess that counts for something
Jareth: Okay, I get to choose a different dare for you Pink Bunny because you two are finding this entirely too easy!
Evil Pink Bunny: Nope! You already dared me for this, so tough.*walks over to Voldemort and sits next to him* Let's get this over with. *leans forward and kisses Voldemort* *both are enjoying it way to much*
Barbossa: You two can stop now...
Voldie and EPB: *not showing any signs of stopping*
Sauron: Okay, you two, breath! Breath!
Voldie and EPB: *ignoring everyone else*
Jareth: okay! You guys! That's enough!
Voldie and EPB: *finally stop kissing and pull apart*
Evil Pink Bunny: *breathing heavily* Woo! Where did you learn to kiss like that?!
Voldemort: How many fan fics have you read with me in them?
Evil Pink Bunny: Actually quite a few, so is that where you learned how to kiss so well?
Voldemort: You weren't so bad yourself... *scooting even closer to Evil Pink Bunny*
Barbossa: Get a room, you two!
Evil Pink Bunny: *blushes* sorry... well... I guess it's my turn right?
Sauron: *grumbling* yeah...
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, well I think I'll bring someone new into the story to dare since we've all already gone. *snaps fingers*
POOF!
Darth Vader: Wha- where am I?! *lifts his hand and everyone is choking*
Other Evilies: GASP!!
Evil Pink Bunny: *manages to snap fingers*
Other Evilies: *can breath again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Don't panic, Vader. Your at a Evil People Meeting.
Darth Vader: a what? What is this? *starts to lift hand again*
Voldemort: *takes out wand* What kind of sorcery is this?!
Darth Vader: It is the power of the Force.
Sauron: The what?
Darth Vader: The Force!
Evil Pink Bunny: Let's not get into an evil war here! We were just playing truth or dare, Vader, and-
Darth Vader: Truth or dare?! I will be of no part of it! *begins to lift hand*
Voldemort: *begins to lift wand*
Evil Pink Bunny: No magic or force for the uses of killing, Peoples! No violence in my fan fic!
Darth Vader: Fan fic?! YOU MEAN I'M IN A FAN FICTION?!?! Wait what kind of fan fic?
Evil Pink Bunny: A humor fan-
Darth Vader: NOOOO! *lift his hand quickly and everyone is choking again*
Evil Pink Bunny: *snaps fingers*
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Evil Pink Bunny: HEY! WILL YOU GUYS BEHAVE?!?!
Darth Vader: *who luckily dodged the killing curse* But we are evil. We can't behave.
Evil Pink Bunny: you can be civil
Sauron: okay, well... So, Vader, do you die at the end of your story/ movie?
Darth Vader: It's a movie, and why do you want to know?
Sauron: we all die at the end of ours.
Voldemort: Well, we don't know about me yet, I could kill that stupid, brainless, spoiled-
Jareth: Don't get started again. I don't die in mine.
Sauron: oh, well, we are comparing.
Darth Vader: Well, I die at the end of mine, but I turn good before I do
Sauron, Voldemort, and Barbossa: *stare in shock* That's WAY worse than any of ours! At least we all stay evil!
Jareth: HA HA! LOSER! YOU DIE IN THE END!
Darth Vader: *begins to lift his hand again*
Jareth: I-I-I m-m-mean.... um... I'm sorry... p-please don't kill me....
Evil Pink Bunny: Don't do it, Vader! I can take all force out of this fic!
Voldemort: believe, her she can do anything in this fic! Don't press your luck!
Darth Vader: grrrr
Sauron: hey, Vader, why do you breath like your in a space suit?
Darth Vader: *if we could see his face, he would look enraged*
Jareth: I don't think you should have said that...
Sauron: um... *takes out his ring of power and puts it on his finger* *goes invisible*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, that's enough! I'm going to confiscate all of your guy's evil stuff! I mean honestly! Can't you guys control your selves?!
Sauron: *appears behind Darth Vader* *flips him off* *goes back to his seat*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, well, Vader, truth or dare?
Darth Vader: Dare.
Evil Pink Bunny: hmmm, I'm no good at dares... okay... I dare you to... take your mask off.
Sauron: Do we really want him to do that?
Darth Vader: It can only be for a little while, because if I have it off for very long I'll die.
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, but you have to take it off.
Darth Vader: okay *takes off mask*
All Evilies: *scream*
Voldemort: PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!
Sauron: And I thought Orcs were bad!
Jareth: I live with goblins, but I've never seen anything like this!
Barbossa: I used to turn into a skeleton, but this is just...
Evil Pink Bunny: *continues to scream*
Darth Vader: *grumbles and puts the mask back on*
Evil Pink Bunny: *continues to scream and finally POOFs out of the story*
Voldemort: well, I guess that's the end of that game. She seems to leave every time we are done with a game.
Sauron: So after that little scare what should we play next?
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Okay, sorry, I don't think this is as good as the last one, but did my best. The next game is going to be evil! EEEEVVVIIIILL! *points at review button* You know what to do! Thank you to all of my reviewers! You all helped me to write more!
Seom
Barbossa: What's Hogwarts?
Sauron: really?
Voldemort: it's a school I went too to learn magic
Barbossa: neat...
Sauron: I didn't need to learn. I was just incredibly intelligent
Voldemort: *glaring at Sauron* anyway, the game we played was truth or dare-
Evil Pink Buny: *appears with a POOF!* I LOVE THAT GAME!!
Voldemort: Told you she'd be back
Evil Pink Bunny: yup, and I have to play this game!
Sauron: I've heard of it. The Wraiths used to play it all the time with Saruman. Rather disturbing really...
Barbossa: I've played it. When we kidnapped Elizabeth Swann she introduced the game to me and me crew
Voldemort: do I really want to know?
Sauron and Barbossa: no
Evil Pink Buny: okay, then let's play! who shall start?
Voldemort: I will since I thought of it!
Evil Pink Buny: okay, but I'm gonna change my name again with this game
Barbossa: What are you going to change it to?
Evil Pink Bunny: I'm gonna spell Bunny right
Sauron: big change...
Evil Pink Bunny: shut up, and let's play. *thinks* Wait! I'm gonna bring someone else here!
(With a sudden POOF! sitting next to Sauron is: )
Jareth: okay, what was that...?
Evil Pink Bunny: Hello, Jareth! We are playing truth or dare in this evil person meeting, and you have been invited!
Jareth: *pales* truth or dare? I think I'll pass! *tries to run away, but with my super duper author powers I make him sit down again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Not so fast, Jareth! I am an author, so if you don't cooperate, I shall make you do something VERY embarrassing, so sit!
Jareth: *sits*
Voldemort: What are you from?
Jareth: I'm the Goblin King from the movie Labyrinth
Barbossa: Do you die in the end?
Jareth: no
Barbossa: YOU SUCK!
Sauron: we all die in the end of out movies/books
Voldemort: well, actually we don't know about me yet
Jareth: well, I don't get the girl in my movie
Sauron: not bad enough, because the bad guy never gets the girl
Evil Pink Bunny: actually I've read a book where the bad guy actually gets the girl
Sauron: really? that must be very rare
Barbossa: yeah...
Evil Pink Bunny: Voldemort, just ask someone truth or dare now
Voldemort: okay, Sauron, truth or dare?
Sauron: dare
Voldemort: I dare you to dance around and sing "I'm too sexy for my shirt"
Sauron: huh? but... but... I hate that song!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Then you should be able to sing it. Haven't you ever hated a song so much, and yet every time you hear it, it gets stuck in your head for the next few days and then the next time you hear it, you can sing along with it?
Voldemort: I hate it when that happens!
Barbossa: so, Sauron, start singing
Sauron: *stands up grudgingly, and sings the song and dances around*
Evil People: *rolling on the floor with laughter*
Sauron: *song done, he sits down, red faced* *grumbles*
Jareth: okay, Sauron, truth or dare someone
Sauron: Barbossa, truth or dare
Barbossa: I am no coward, dare!
Sauron: I dare you to dress up like Barbie and prance around like an air- head
Barbossa: WHAT?
Other evilies: heeheeeheeee
Barbossa: I refuse to do any such thing! I am a captain and should be treated with respect!
Sauron: on your ship maybe, but here we are equal. Except for me, because I am a Dark Lord who rules any where! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAH!!!
Voldemort: Actually, I'm the Dark Lord here, you are only in Middle Earth, so I'm the best here
Jareth: Well, I'm a King, so I'm a higher rank than all of you
Voldemort: Being a Goblin King is hardly something I would brag about
Jareth: *grumbles*
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, you guys are all lords and kings and captains, but I am the AUTHOR! I am higher than all three of you! I control all of your movements, what you say, and what you think!
Voldemort: that only counts when you're out side the story. When you're here, we let things go to chance
Evil Pink Bunny: *glaring* well, if that's the way you want it, then want me to prove it and make you do something really embarrassing?!
Voldemort: When you're in the story, you can't make me do anything to bad, so there!
Evil Pink Bunny: Do you really want me to prove it?
Voldemort: Go ahead!
Evil Pink Bunny: Fine! *leaves the story. A few seconds later Voldemort is suddenly in a frilly pink bikini*
Voldemort: *shrieks* CHANGE IT BACK! I LIKE MY BLACK ROBES! CHANGE IT BACK!!
Evil Pink Bunny: *POOF!s back into the story* *giggle* are you convinced that the Author is the highest rank here?!
Voldemort: *near tears* YES! YOU ARE HIGHER RANK THAN ALL OF US! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY ROBES!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Is EVERYONE convinced?!
Other evilies: *looking horrified* *nod frantically*
Evil Pink Bunny: good *goes back to Author's World and seconds later Voldemort's clothes are back to normal* *Poofs back into story* *warningly* never mess with any author when you are in her/his stories! *glares around at everyone* *smiles brightly* Okay, Barbossa, you can do you're dare now!
Barbossa: *looking glum* alright.... but what will I wear? There aren't any Barbie clothes here
Evil Pink Bunny: *snaps fingers and a pink pile of clothes, makeup, and a blonde wig are suddenly in front of Barbossa* Okay, there you go. Go to that closet over there and change. But keep in mind that the door you go in is the only doorway out, so if you don't come out of there in a few minutes, then we will come in and get you.
Barbossa: *wimper* *goes into closet*
A few minutes later
Other evilies: *burst out laughing*
Barbossa: *now out of closet* *flushed with embarrassment and anger he is dressed in a pink mini skirt, a pink spaghetti strap, with a pink jacket over it. He has on pink shoes, and blonde wig that is puffed up. His make up is really bright*
Sauron: okay, now you have to prance around like an air head!
Barbossa: *grumbles* *prances around* (in high girly voice) Is my hair okay? I mean, like, I only did it an hour ago. It, like, you know, like, took, like, forever to get it to, like, get this exact style. I mean, you know
Other evilies: *laughing with tears running down their eyes*
Barbossa: *grumbles and goes back into the closet. Comes out a few minutes later in his normal clothes*
Voldemort: *still laughing while everyone else has laughed themselves into silence*
Barbossa: You can stop now...
Voldemort: *still laughing*
Evil Pink Bunny: hey! it was funny, but you're gonna have a heart attack here!
Voldemort: *rolling on the floor still laughing*
Jareth: do you think he'll suffocate?
Sauron: I don't know
Voldemort: *laughing is beginning to slow now*
Barbossa: good he's about to stop
Voldemort: *stops laughing, but continues to giggle uncontrollably*
Evil Pink Bunny: Voldie, evil people don't giggle
Voldemort: *stops giggling* *gasping for air* *looks at Barbossa* *starts laughing uncontrollably again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Oh, for the love of Pete!
Voldemort: *finally tries to control his laughter, and is now gasping for air*
Barbossa: finally...
Voldemort: *looks at Barbossa again* *tries to hold in his laughter* *looks like he is about to burst* *runs to the closet*
Coming From Closet: BWA-HA HA HA!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAR HAR HAR! GAH-HA! HA! GASP! snort! WAH HA! HA! HA! *wheeeeeeze* cough cough
Voldemort: *comes out of closet* please, let's continue
Other evilies: *rolls eyes*
Sauron: okay, you're turn to choose someone, Barbossa
Barbossa: *glaring at everyone* Voldemort, truth or dare
Voldemort: *Giggle* um... truth!
Barbossa: COWARD!
Jareth: Just shut up and get on with the truth!
Barbossa: grrr... ummm.... why.... why do you hate Harry Potter so much?
Voldemort: *growls* because he is a spoiled, preppy, ugly, Mr. Look-at-me who only craves attention because I tried to kill him! Everyone thinks he's all high and mighty because "oh, he defeated the dark lord, whooped-de-do! Let's all fall down at his feet!" I mean come on! He hardly does any work! It's those two other muggle lovers that do it! *does a poor imitation of Harry* 'Hermy, I can't figure this question out. What is 2+2? Ronny, I suck at playing chess, will you do it for me? Um, guys I forgot how to tie my shoe laces, will you do it for me?' He wouldn't even be able to wipe his nose if it weren't for those two! And you know what I hate most about him! He won't FRICKEN DIE!! HE'S A LITTLE 15 YEAR OLD NOW AND I'M THE GREATEST WIZARD EVER AND HE KEEPS GETTING PAST ME! HOW?!?!?! I WANT TO KNOW HOW!!!! JUST BECAUSE THAT FRICKEN GUY DIDN'T HEAR ALL OF THE STUPID PROPHECY THING I HAVE TO GO THE REST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO KILL HIM! THE STUPID, IDIOTIC, SON OF A MUDBLOOD! *stops yelling but is now breathing furiously**eye twitches*
Other evilies: .......
Barbossa: ...I regret asking...
Evil Pink Bunny: okay... um... Voldie? *timidly touches Voldemort's shoulder* uh... Voldemort... it's your turn to choose someone...
Voldemort: *is still staring furiously into space* *eye twitches again* hate... Harry... Potter...
Sauron: I think he's really lost it...
Jareth: anyone know what to do?
Evil Pink Bunny: I don't!
Barbossa: Why don't I ask someone else truth or dare now because he doesn't seem to be able to
Evil Pink Bunny: Let's give him a minute and see if he gets a hold of himself
Evilies: *all wait*
Voldemort: *eye twitches*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, Barbossa, choose someone-
Voldemort: Jareth...
Jareth: *looks scared* w-what?
Voldemort: *smiles brightly* truth or dare?
Evilies: *all sigh with relief*
Jareth: um... dare
Voldemort: okay... I dare you to- kiss Barbossa
Jareth and Barbossa: WHAT?!?!
Voldemort: *evil laugh*
Sauron: *snicker*
Evil Pink Bunny: *covers eyes* eeeeew.... poor Jareth...
Barbossa: That's no fair! I've already done a dare! Why is it me?!
Voldemort: Because I don't want to pick on Sauron at the moment, and because I don't want to do it to Evil Pink Bunny and have her put me into another bikini and also because I don't like you!
Sauron: and he has to be a real kiss!
Voldemort: on the lips-
Sauron: with tongue-
Evil Pink Bunny: WILL YOU JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Jareth: *shaking uncontrollably* o-o-okay... *walks over to Barbossa who is trying to shrink back* *bends down and kisses Barbossa*
Voldemort: *starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sauron: *makes cat calls*
Evil Pink Bunny: *covers eyes, but is laughing hard at the same time*
Jareth: *pulls away from Barbossa shaking worse than he was before*
Barbossa: *eyes wide* I'm scarred for life...
Jareth: I think I'm gonna be sick- *runs into the bathroom*
Voldemort: *still laughing, but not like last time. He actually has some control on himself* That... was... so... FUNNY!
Barbossa: Why don't you try it sometime and see how funny it is!
Voldemort: no thank you! I like being straight!
Barbossa: I'm straight also!
Sauron: *cough cough*
Jareth: *comes out of bathroom slightly green* okay... what did I miss...
Evil Pink Bunny: Nothing really. It's your turn to pick someone now.
Jareth: okay... Evil Pink Bunny, truth or dare?
Evil Pink Bunny: Dare!
Sauron: oooo, confident!
Evil Pink Bunny: *sticks tongue out at Sauron*
Sauron: *sticks tongue back out at Evil Pink Bunny*
Jareth: okay, Evil Pink Bunny, I dare you to- kiss Voldemort!
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, you're just copying off of what Voldemort did to you! One kiss is enough!
Voldemort: *eyeing Evil Pink Bunny* I guess it could be worse. I could be kissing Barbossa.
Evil Pink Bunny: *looks at Barbossa* yeah... you're right... I guess it's not that bad. You were really hot when you were 16 so I guess that counts for something
Jareth: Okay, I get to choose a different dare for you Pink Bunny because you two are finding this entirely too easy!
Evil Pink Bunny: Nope! You already dared me for this, so tough.*walks over to Voldemort and sits next to him* Let's get this over with. *leans forward and kisses Voldemort* *both are enjoying it way to much*
Barbossa: You two can stop now...
Voldie and EPB: *not showing any signs of stopping*
Sauron: Okay, you two, breath! Breath!
Voldie and EPB: *ignoring everyone else*
Jareth: okay! You guys! That's enough!
Voldie and EPB: *finally stop kissing and pull apart*
Evil Pink Bunny: *breathing heavily* Woo! Where did you learn to kiss like that?!
Voldemort: How many fan fics have you read with me in them?
Evil Pink Bunny: Actually quite a few, so is that where you learned how to kiss so well?
Voldemort: You weren't so bad yourself... *scooting even closer to Evil Pink Bunny*
Barbossa: Get a room, you two!
Evil Pink Bunny: *blushes* sorry... well... I guess it's my turn right?
Sauron: *grumbling* yeah...
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, well I think I'll bring someone new into the story to dare since we've all already gone. *snaps fingers*
POOF!
Darth Vader: Wha- where am I?! *lifts his hand and everyone is choking*
Other Evilies: GASP!!
Evil Pink Bunny: *manages to snap fingers*
Other Evilies: *can breath again*
Evil Pink Bunny: Don't panic, Vader. Your at a Evil People Meeting.
Darth Vader: a what? What is this? *starts to lift hand again*
Voldemort: *takes out wand* What kind of sorcery is this?!
Darth Vader: It is the power of the Force.
Sauron: The what?
Darth Vader: The Force!
Evil Pink Bunny: Let's not get into an evil war here! We were just playing truth or dare, Vader, and-
Darth Vader: Truth or dare?! I will be of no part of it! *begins to lift hand*
Voldemort: *begins to lift wand*
Evil Pink Bunny: No magic or force for the uses of killing, Peoples! No violence in my fan fic!
Darth Vader: Fan fic?! YOU MEAN I'M IN A FAN FICTION?!?! Wait what kind of fan fic?
Evil Pink Bunny: A humor fan-
Darth Vader: NOOOO! *lift his hand quickly and everyone is choking again*
Evil Pink Bunny: *snaps fingers*
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Evil Pink Bunny: HEY! WILL YOU GUYS BEHAVE?!?!
Darth Vader: *who luckily dodged the killing curse* But we are evil. We can't behave.
Evil Pink Bunny: you can be civil
Sauron: okay, well... So, Vader, do you die at the end of your story/ movie?
Darth Vader: It's a movie, and why do you want to know?
Sauron: we all die at the end of ours.
Voldemort: Well, we don't know about me yet, I could kill that stupid, brainless, spoiled-
Jareth: Don't get started again. I don't die in mine.
Sauron: oh, well, we are comparing.
Darth Vader: Well, I die at the end of mine, but I turn good before I do
Sauron, Voldemort, and Barbossa: *stare in shock* That's WAY worse than any of ours! At least we all stay evil!
Jareth: HA HA! LOSER! YOU DIE IN THE END!
Darth Vader: *begins to lift his hand again*
Jareth: I-I-I m-m-mean.... um... I'm sorry... p-please don't kill me....
Evil Pink Bunny: Don't do it, Vader! I can take all force out of this fic!
Voldemort: believe, her she can do anything in this fic! Don't press your luck!
Darth Vader: grrrr
Sauron: hey, Vader, why do you breath like your in a space suit?
Darth Vader: *if we could see his face, he would look enraged*
Jareth: I don't think you should have said that...
Sauron: um... *takes out his ring of power and puts it on his finger* *goes invisible*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, that's enough! I'm going to confiscate all of your guy's evil stuff! I mean honestly! Can't you guys control your selves?!
Sauron: *appears behind Darth Vader* *flips him off* *goes back to his seat*
Evil Pink Bunny: Okay, well, Vader, truth or dare?
Darth Vader: Dare.
Evil Pink Bunny: hmmm, I'm no good at dares... okay... I dare you to... take your mask off.
Sauron: Do we really want him to do that?
Darth Vader: It can only be for a little while, because if I have it off for very long I'll die.
Evil Pink Bunny: okay, but you have to take it off.
Darth Vader: okay *takes off mask*
All Evilies: *scream*
Voldemort: PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!!!
Sauron: And I thought Orcs were bad!
Jareth: I live with goblins, but I've never seen anything like this!
Barbossa: I used to turn into a skeleton, but this is just...
Evil Pink Bunny: *continues to scream*
Darth Vader: *grumbles and puts the mask back on*
Evil Pink Bunny: *continues to scream and finally POOFs out of the story*
Voldemort: well, I guess that's the end of that game. She seems to leave every time we are done with a game.
Sauron: So after that little scare what should we play next?
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Okay, sorry, I don't think this is as good as the last one, but did my best. The next game is going to be evil! EEEEVVVIIIILL! *points at review button* You know what to do! Thank you to all of my reviewers! You all helped me to write more!
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