Sauron: dum dee dum dee- AAAAARRGH!! NOOOOO!!! GACK!! (dies)
Voldemort: (blink blink)
Barbossa: uuuumm...
Darth Vader: ZzzzZZzzzZZzzzz (alseep)
Jareth: (distracted as he looks at his reflection in Vader's mask)
Voldemort: Um... Ronny? Uh... (taps Sauron) Uh... are you okay?
Sauron: (dead)
Barbossa: (blinks from a sudden realization) HEY! I'm... I-I... I LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!! YAHAHAHAAA!
Voldemort: (utterly confused)
Darth Vader: (still asleep) zzzzzzzzzz
Jareth: (still distracted) (fixes hair)
Evil Pink Bunny: (POOFS into story) Huh? Oh... where...? Oh yeah! HI GUYS!!
Jareth: Wha-- PINK BUNNY!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Uh.. hi guys!
Jareth: (bursts into tears) IT'S BEEN SO LONG!!! I THOUGHT YOU H AD ABANDONED US!!
Evil Pink Bunny: Haha (sheepish) nah.. just got kinda... distracted?
Voldemort: (fuming) Distracted?! It's been nearly FOUR YEARS!! Do you know what you've made us DO for those FOUR years in between chapters?!
Evil Pink Bunny: uh... (smiles innocently) Do tell...
Voldemort: NOTHING! Get it?! Absolutely NOTHING! We've been stuck in this square room with only one light for nearly FOUR years because YOU were too lazy to update!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: I'M SORRY!
Barbossa: (celebrating) I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!!
Sauron: (dead)
Voldemort: YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT MISSY! But before that, please! Explain why Sauron is DEAD and Barbossa is apparently "alive!"
Evil Pink Bunny: About that... yeah, during the four years Sauron's movie finally ended... yeah, he died (shoves dead Sauron) And GOOD WON OVER EVIL!! BWAHAHA!!
All Evil Dudes: (blink blink)
Evil Pink Bunny: That is of course... a bad thing... yeah
Jareth: That's what I THOUGHT!
Evil Pink Bunny: blah. Oh and the reason Barbossa is freaking out with happiness-
Barbossa: (freaking out with happiness) ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE!!
Evil Pink Bunny: -is because the sequel to his movie came out and... DUM DUM DUM... He came back from the DEAD!! ooooo! (insert scary haunted noises)
Voldemort: Well what do-
Darth Vader: (wakes up) (sees Jareth who is once again two inches from his helmet admiring himself) AAAAAAAAAAH!!! (jumps up and head connects with Jareth's)
Jareth: OW!
Darth Vader: (looks around frantically) AAAAH!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: O.O
Voldemort: SEE?! SEE WHAT'S HAPPENED TO US SINCE YOU ABANDONED US?! Vader is a nervous WRECK! Jareth is obsessed with himself since there aren't any girls for him to be obsessed with and steal their little brothers! Sauron is DEAD!! AND ME!! I'M AT THE FRICKEN END OF MY BOOK!
Evil Pink Bunny: Don't you mean the end of your rope?
Voldemort: NO! BOOK! My REAL author is gonna KILL ME!
Evil Pink Bunny: (rubs hands together and laugh maliciously) heheheh I knooooooow!
Voldemort: ...
Evil Pink Bunny: I'm so sorry I abandoned you! I'll let you all torture me later. Will that make you feel better?
Jareth: O.O
Vader: AAAA- ooo! (smiles evilly... but of course we can't tell)
Voldemort: hmmm... I guess that's adequit.
Sauron: (dead)
Voldemort: (kicks Saruon)... so... what are we gonna do about Sauron?
Evil Pink Bunny: Oh, he'll be up in a few minutes. Death here isn't permanent, otherwise how would those who had died already be here?
Voldemort: True... true...
Evil Pink Bunny: So all we have to do is wait...
All: (wait...)
Sauron: (still dead)
All: (still waiting)
Sauron: (dead) (body starts to stiffen)
Voldemort: Uh... is he supposed to do that?
Evil Pink Bunny: Um... I HOPE he wakes up... (tired of waiting) Fine, I'm sick of waiting. I'm gonna bring a new person into this fic.
Jareth: ooooo! Who?
Evil Pink Bunny: Here! (snaps fingers)
Bugs Bunny: What's up doc? (munches carrot)
Evil Pink Bunny: Darn it! I must be out of practice! (snaps again)
Bugs Bunny: (dissapears)
Ennis Del Mar: (appears) Uh... Jack? (looks around confused)
Evil Pink Bunny: WHOOPS! My bad! Sorry Ennis! (snaps fingers again)
Ennis: (POOFS out of story)
Evil Pink Bunny: HERE! This time I should bring in the Ph-
Phantom: (appears) -AAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS-... Christine? Hey... where'd she go? What... where am I?!
Evil Pink Bunny: Hi Erik!
Phantom: Huh? What? Why are you calling me Erik?
Evil Pink Bunny: For those who only saw your movie, they don't know that your real name is Erik! But those who read the book "Phantom of the Opera" know that is your real name!!
Phantom: Right, whatever, let me outta here. I gotta find Christine.
Evil Pink Bunny: Not so fast!
Voldemort: (eyeing the Phantom) You don't look so evil, pretty boy...
Phantom: (glares at Voldie) Excuse me? I am not evil!
Evil Pink Bunny: No, just insanely demented because of your traumatic past. That counts also, so Voldie! PUT AWAY YOUR WAND!
Voldemort: grrrrrr (puts away wand) stupid muggles...
Evil Pink Bunny: And now! I am going to declare the NEXT GAME!!
Jareth: UUGH!
Evil Pink Bunny: BWAHA!! This next game shall be... HIDE AND SEEK!!
All evil Dudes: (stare)
Evil Pink Bunny:... oh come on it'll be FUN! But first we have to wait for Sauron to-
Sauron: (wakes up) uuuuuuugh...
Voldemort: YAY! (waves happy flag)
Sauron: Ugh... I feel like someone detroyed my soul and I pummled to the ground from the top of a crashing, calapsing tower and exploded before i fell to my doom...
Jareth: Wow, that can't feel nice...
Vader: That was oddly specific...
Phantom: (hummming) (shifty eyes)
Evil Pink Bunny: YAY! Sauron! You're awake!
Sauron: Yes, and I REFUSE to play hide and seek!
Evil Pink Bunny: O.O
Darth Vader: Oh, come on it'll be fun!
Othe Evil Dudes and EPB: (stare) wtf?
Darth Vader: As a matter of fact! I shall be "IT" first!
Evil Pink Bunny: wow... your being oddly cooperative... alright just go to that corner and closer your eyes... Wait! How will be know if you have your eyes closed?!
Darth Vader: (innocent eyes... wasted because of his mask) Don't you trust me?
All: NO!
Darth Vader: (sigh) Fine... uuuummm... how about I... put my FACE in the corner!
Evil Pink Bunny:...
Voldemort: ...
Sauron: ...
Jareth: (yawn)
Phantom: (eye twitches) (mummbles) face...
Evil Pink Bunny: Hold it there Erik! Don't freak out at the mention of face! Don't worry, just keep your wig and mask on and you are HOTT!! RAWR! gonna rape you...
Phantom: O.O (scared) (hides in the closet)
Evil Pink Bunny: That's the spirit! Now start counting, Vader!
Darth Vader: heheheh (puts face in corner and starts counting) onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightnineteneleventwelve-
Evil Pink Bunny: HEY HEY HEY! SLOW IT DOWN!
Darth Vader: (sigh) fine... oooooooonnnnnneeeeee...twwwwwwooooooooo...threeeeeeeeeee
Evil Pink Bunny: That's better. Now you have to count to a million-
Darth Vader: fiii- WHAT?!
Evil Pink Bunny: Call it my own version of strange and unusual toture. heheh
Darth Vader: (growls) fiiiiiiiiiiiiive... sssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiixxxxxx... sssssseeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn... THIS IS REDICULOUS!
Evil Pink Bunny: (hiding) KEEP COUNTING!!
Darth Vader: (exasperated sigh) URGH! eeeeeeiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhttttt... NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!
five hours later...
Darth Vader: wheeze... nine... hund...red...nine...ty... nine...th-th- (gasp) thousand... n-n-nine... wheeze... hu-hu-hundred... nine...ty... nine... gasp gasp gasp... o-o-one... m-m-mill-mill-MILLION!! (GAAAAAAAAAASSSP!) (collapses on the ground)
Phantom: (still hiden in closet) Omg... is there no END to it?!
Jareth: (sitting in dark corner, hands over his eyes) if I can't see him, he can't see me, if I can't see him, he can't see me, if i can't see him... (by the by, he's been repeating this over and over for the past four hours... it took him the first hour to find his hiding spot)
Sauron: (hidden underneath the sofa that is suddenly appeared out of no where) ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz (asleep)
Evil Pink Bunny and Voldie: (hidden in other closet) (got bored and started making out) (CENSORED)
Darth Vader: this... isn't... going... to work! BUNNY! GET OUT HERE!!
Evil Pink Bunny: (doesn't answer... slightly distracted)
Darth Vader: (still collapsed on the floor) I GIVE UP! I don't have any energy left to look for anyone!!!
Phantom: Well that's no fun!!
Darth Vader: (yelling at closet) Don't talk back to me! I don't have the energy to look for anyone anymore!
Phantom: Well pull yourself together!
Darth Vader: No! It's very nice here on the floor!
Phantom: Then what was the point of this game?!
Darth Vader: I don't even KNOW anymore! I dont CARE! I give UP!
Phantom: Well you SUCK!
Darth Vader: YEAH?! Well your FACE sucks!
Phantom: (scream of outrage) Well YOUR MOM SUCKS!
Darth Vader: (furious) DON'T!! INSULT!!! MY!! MOTHER!!! (jumps up and explodes into the closet)
Phantom: EEEEK! (girly scream)
Darth Vader: (yelling at the top of his lungs as he pounds the Phantom) You mother BEEPing BEEP! How the BEEP do you BEEPing dare to even BEEP you BEEP BEEP BEEP! Why don't you BEEP your BEEPing BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Evil Pink Bunny: (startled out of her... "fun") Wha... HEY! STOP IT!! (jumps out of closet... Voldemort left making fish faces) NO! BAD BAD! HEEL! (gets spray bottle and starts squirting Vader and Phantom) DOWN! DOWN I SAY! NO VIOLENCE IN MY FIC!! HEY! ARE YOU GUYS EVEN LISTENING?! BREAK IT UP!! (squirt squirt)
Phantom: EEEK EEEK EEK EEEK!
Darth Vader: You BEEP! BEEP BEEP and BEEP!!
Sauron: zzzzz...zzzzzzz...
Voldemort?????
Jareth: (crying in his corner) if I can't see them...!
Evil Pink Bunny: STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! (squirt squirt squirt) THAT'S IT!! Time to take drastic measures! (Poofs! out of story)
Darth Vader: I BEEPing BEEP you you BEEP! Do me now!!
Phantom: EEK EE-... WHAT?!
Darth Vader: (frozen and looking utterly horrified) I-I-I-I-...
Phantom: Did you just say-
Darth Vader: NO! I did NOT say that! I said, Your a sexy beast! AAH!
Phantom: (looking horrified)
Voldemort: Wha- (looking back and forth between Vader and Phantom) Wait... where's Pink Bunny?
Jareth: (looks around) She's gone!
Voldemort: Ooooooh! Ooooh! Guys you must have really pissed her off! She... she's making you SAY stuff!
Darth Vader: What do you mean, you great manly man? (gasp of horror, puts hands up to face) NO! STOP!
Evil Pink Bunny's Voice: Ready to behave?!
Darth Vader: YES! I will no longer beat on that hott hott phantom with the sexy voice! (sob)
Evil Pink Bunny: (POOFS back into story) That's what I thought!! (glaring around venomously)
Darth Vader: (clutching chest, look of horror on his face... but really... no one knows)
Voldemort: (holding back laughter)
Jareth: (sobbing in the corner)
Sauron: (wakes up) huh? (sees sobbing Jareth, Voldie about to burst, and mentally scarred Vader) Wtf?!
(Barbossa hasn't been mentioned all story... here is what he has been doing the whole time:
He was just so over joyed with being ALIVE: )
(Insert dramatically happy music here)
Barbossa: (frolicking through a random field of dasies) la la la the HIIIILLLSSS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIVE! WITH THE SOOOUUUND OF MUUUUUUUSIC!!!!! AND A BOTTLE OF RUM! (happy laughter) (spots a group of grazing deer) Ha ha ha! (frolicks to deer) (Deer all smile and frolick around him, bunnies peak out of holes, then hop around him also) Tee heehee! (birds appear out of no where and put a crown of flowers on his head) OH HAPPY DAY!!
Voldemort: (watching Barbossa frolick) O.O
Sauron: Where the bleep did a field of daisies come from?!
Jareth: OOOO! FLOWERS!!
Darth Vader: ...
Phantom: ...bunnies?
Evil Pink Bunny: Oh come on, you all act like you've never seen a giant field of daisies randomly appear out of no where before!
All Evil Dudes: ...?
Evil Pink Bunny: (sigh) Well this game was a complete disaster!! But not without it's moments... (winks at Voldie) Catch you later. I'm outta here. (blows kiss to Phantom) You're NEXT!! Bwahahahahaa- (POOFS out of story)
All Evil Dudes:...
Voldemort: Well... any ideas for the next game?
Jareth: WHAT?! NO! NO MORE GAMES!!
Sauron: But we HAVE to!
Darth Vader: ...
Barbossa: (still frolicking) ha ha ha! TEE HEE!
Voldemort: Why?!
Sauron: Because that is the point of this FIC!
Voldemort: Yeah?! Well maybe we should END it here!
Sauron: ... what?
Jareth: Yeah! We have to some how trick Evil Pink Bunny into ending this story! I can't take it anymore!!
Darth Vader: ... (eye twitches... but no one notices)
Phantom: But... but I just got here!
Sauron: Lucky you.
Voldemort: Oh, come on guys, it's not that bad.
Sauron: (glare) Pink bikini
Voldemort: (goes white) Your right! We have to end this!!
Sauron: Good! Now, to come up with a plan...
Barbossa: OH LIFE! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha! (frolicks into the sun set, deer and bunnies frolick after him and birds flutter in happiness, twittering the whole way)
OMG! I actually updated! How WEIRD is that?! I'm so glad I did!
I hope you like! And I hope it's as good as the others... I mean it's been nearly FOUR years! Wow!
Anyway, Review!
Thanks!
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