Hi people :)
After a kind comment from a fellow person here on Fanfiction I decided that a new chapter would be more than welcomed, so stay with it!
Already on the living room I sat on the couch, not so long after the first member of the family came in. It was a buff boy, muscles like he was on steroids, which he probably was. He was holding a blond, sculptural, magazine cover like girl. A second or so later a bronze haired guy came in, he had his arm draped around the shoulders of a brunette. Then a blond boy and a pixie like girl came in, she was almost jumping with glee (?). By last, a girl with odd clothes that surely followed a style that wasn't from this century and a blond man that looked like the dad of the family came in, closing the door behind them.
"Hello, I'm Dr. Carlisle Cullen and this is my family. And you are?" A doctor, it sure explained the fact that they lived in this mansion.
"I'm Tazmira Johnson." I heard snickering as I talked.
"Kids, introduce yourselves." He spoke with a golden voice.
"I'm Valentine." The girl with the odd clothes and light brown wavy hair spoke.
"I'm Alice! It's so nice to meet you!" She had a grin on her face while she bounced my way and gave me an hug.
"I'm Jasper ma'am." The pain faced blond boy spoke politely with his slight western accent.
"Friends and family call me Rose, but since you aren't my friend and certainly not my family, it's Rosalie for you." The bond brat spoke, how dare she. All of the kids had a proud smile on their faces, even Carlisle had a small grin.
"Rose, behave." The dad said to her, but it didn't buy me.
"I'm Emmett. And I'm not going to like you being my new mommy." He was so buff and tall but he spoke so innocently, like a toddler. And I was hurt.
"I'm Bella." The brunette who now I knew to be shy spoke.
"I'm Edward." The bronze haired boy lastly spoke with an honey voice. Damn God, everyone in this family was drop dead gorgeous. And strangely, everyone had golden eyes. They're so rich that they put gold in their eyes.
"Well, tell us a little about yourself." The blond Greek God asked.
"Me and my husband John have 3 children, we are religious and go to church every Sunday."
"So, me and my wife Esme adopted 7 children. I'm a doctor and she's and interior designer. We're vegetarian.
"I noticed some of the kids holding hands, which of them are related?"
"Edward and Valentine are brother and sister, Rosalie and Jasper are twins. The others are not related. As for holding hands, we let them date each other since they are not related." What?! OK, you won't let your repugnance towards this family show up.
"Ok. Well, when's the dinner ready?" I talked, they laughed. It seemed like an enormous circle that would never end. And I had only talked about dinner.
"Since we're many we can never agree on what to eat, so they make their own food when they want. But be free to make dinner for yourself if you want to"
"You should have at least one time of the day to be with them, dinner and lunch are those times. The they'll grow up and they'll be out of this house and you would have whished to stay more time with them." I talked, they laughed. What was so funny? I only said a truth.
"Well, I'm going upstairs to my office. I think the kids will be going to somewhere else too." As soon as Carlisle talked the kids fled upstairs and he followed them not so after.
A couple of seconds later...
"Well, Edward, Valentine, what does she think?"
"Uh... You're sure you want to hear it?" Valentine spoke quite afraid.
"If you're like that them I really want to hear it." Emmett said quite in a scary voice.
"Alice, you're an hyper, sugar-crazed girl; Jasper, you're an western depressed teenager; Bella, you're a shy girl; Emmett, you're a grown up toddler on steroids; Rosalie, you're an stuck up b**ch." It was a rare event hearing Valentine curse, but everyone overlooked it as they heard what was told about themselves.
"And apparently I have an 'Honey Voice' while Valentine is some emo girl. Apart that Carlisle is a Greek God." They didn't know id they laughed or if they turned mad.
"Well, you know what was our intention when we decided to go on Wife Swap, don't you?" Emmett spoke whit an evil grin on his face.
"Have some fun with the new mom?" Bella said.
"Yes, apart that we are going to make it a living hell!" Alice finished.
Oh, the crazy two weeks that were destined to the new mom.
Edward and Valentine are NOT related, it's only to the family seem more normal to outsiders.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this new chapter!