Robin had returned to town early this morning. It had been three days since Emma mentioned this crazy foursome idea and for three days Regina couldn't really think about anything else. Embarrassed to say, that at one point, she even looked up orgies on a few porn sites. She had to close the browser after the second video or she would surely end up with a very long list of things that are not allowed during this event. If... she agreed, that is. She needed to talk to Robin first. She was currently sitting in bed, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom. She had easily agreed to him staying the night, since he had been away on business the entire week.
"What's got you thinking so hard, beautiful." Robin made his way to the bed.
"I spoke to Emma the other day. About…" She trailed off, given him a pointed look.
"About?...OH!... Look Regina, this isn't something we have to do if you aren't comfortable with it." He reassured her.
"I'm thinking about it, but seeing as you and Killian have done this before…" She smirked as Robin's eyes widened a bit. "I'm not going to be mad over something you did before we were together. Despite the fact that this took place while you were married to Marian, but… I was hoping you could answer some questions for me." She finished.
"Of course. Ask me anything you wish." He got comfortable against the headboard and pulled Regina to straddle his lap.
"Okay. How does this work exactly? Do we all just strip naked and start screwing each other?"
"Well I'm sure it's a different process for everyone. I imagine we would get together for dinner and drinks to relax. Probably begin with some heated foreplay and eventually the two couples will come together." He explained, she nodded.
"Do you want to have sex with Emma? Is that why you want to do this?" She asked with a hint of insecurity.
"No, Sweetheart. This has nothing to do with being attracted to Emma. I want to do this, simply because it's fun and it's an experience I would love to share with you." Robin answered.
"And this isn't because you and Killian are unsure of your feelings and doubting your sexuality, so you're using this as an excuse to be naked together?" Robin stared for a moment, shocked by the question. "What? I'm just covering my bases. I don't want to be caught off guard by you and Revlon deciding you love each other!" Regina explained.
"No, I am not doing this just to be naked with Killian." He reassured his girlfriend. She nodded and gave simple okay.
Meanwhile at Emma's place
"So you think she'll do it, love?" Killian asked as he helped move the dishes from the living room. The two had been enjoying a late meal in front of the TV.
"I think she is definitely considering it." Emma replied. She pulled a beer from the fridge and opened it.
"I need to pick up some Apple Cinnamon body oils. I wonder if they have the edible kind…" He trailed off in thought, grabbing Emma's beer and walking to a stool to take a seat. Emma rolled her eyes, and turned to grab another.
"Why do you need edible Apple Cinnamon body oil?" Emma turned to face him, a look of confusion on her face.
"For you and Regina, of course. I was thinking we could set you two up on the living room floor. Start the night off with a little oiled trib wrestling. That would be so hot. I bet Regina's a beast…" He stopped talking when Emma started choking on her drink. She coughed a few times and finally calmed down.
"You watch way too much porn and there is no way Regina would agree to any form of oiled wrestling. She's a bit more refined than that." Emma headed to her bedroom, leaving the man to catch up.
"You have to admit it would be hot…" He sat his beer down and removed his shirt. Emma scoffed.
"Pretty much anything involving Regina naked would be hot." Emma removed her jeans. Leaving on her panties and tank top.
"Remind me again, Love. Why you haven't slept with her yet." He slid into the bed next to Emma. They laid back and their pillows, side by side, like they did most nights. Emma thought about the question. She sat up in criss cross applesauce fashion and grabbed her beer from the nightstand.
"I don't know. She's my best friend and I have just honestly never thought of her like that. I mean… I know she's hot, I've seen her naked. She's beautiful, smart, and sassy. I love her and I would do anything for her, but… I don't know… It just never became more than that." she finished with a sip of beer.
"You never wanted it to go further?" He pushed.
"Honestly… I never thought about it."
Back at Regina's place
"How many times have you done this?" Regina continued with her questioning.
"Once or twice…" Robin shrugged.
"Is that male speak for 'a couple of hundred times'?" She snarked.
"Pretty sure that's only Justin Bieber… Didn't think I knew that song, huh?" Robin replied, clearly proud of himself.
"Do you want a cookie? Stop avoiding the question. I want an actual number." She huffed, removing herself from his lap. Robin took a minute to think and then sighed.
"I can't give you an actual number, Regina. I was pretty wild during my single days" he supplied. Regina wasn't sure what to think.
"Was this before or after Marian? I know at least once was when you were still with her and she wasn't even a part of it." Regina pushed.
"Does it really matter?" he didn't want to dig himself a bigger hole. Regina simply stared him down.
"Okay, answered this and I will let it go."
"Okay…" he replied nervously.
"How many times after Marian?" she asked.
"Seven…" he answered quickly. She was not expecting that number.
"Seven?! We started dating 4 months after you separated! Did any of this happen while you were with me?!" she snapped.
"No! I have never cheated on you!" He defended.
"Seven times in four months?" She was calmer now. Slightly assumed, even.
"Hey… You said you would drop it" he spoke calmly.
"That's before I found out you were a slut." she actually laughed. Part of her wanted to be pissed, but she wouldn't fault the man for his past. Not as long as it stayed in the past.
"There's nothing wrong with simply having a good time, Regina."
"Seven times in 4 months is not 'simply having a good time". That… is being a slut." she informed him with a smirk.
"I hardly think my actions would have warranted that title. Plenty of people have done even more than I have." he defended.
"Yes and they are also sluts." she settled back against her headboard and grabbed her phone. This was actually kind of fun. She sent Emma a quick text.
"You're telling me you've never been the least bit promiscuous?" he questioned.
"I lost my virginity when I was 19 and have only ever sleep with a total of 4 people. Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging you. But, if the shoe fits, you should claim it. Are you ashamed of what you did?" she asked in return. Her phone buzzed.
Emma: LOL! He told you about that?!
"Well… no." he decided.
"Then you don't have to defend yourself to anyone, dear. I honestly don't care what you did before we started dating. I only care if it happens while we are together. I was just having fun messing with you." she smirked as she replied to Emma. Robin huffed and flopped down on the bed, grabbing his book from the night stand.
Regina: You knew about it?!
Emma: Well, yeah. Killian was the other guy in all of them.
"Now that I think about it, if I had of known, I totally would have made you get tested before we ever had sex." Regina spoke with a hint of laughter, even though she was serious.
"Ugh!" Robin stomped out of the room to get away from Regina's teasing. Regina giggled to herself as she dialed Emma's number.
Emma paused what she was doing and reached for her phone on the night stand.
"Ello." Emma answered with an accent.
"Did you just say 'Hello'?" Regina asked, smiling.
"No. I said 'Ello', but that's close enough." Emma replied. Regina laughed softly.
"What's up, beautiful?" she absentmindedly played with the hairs on Killian's chest.
"How could you not think to mention that we were both dating man-whores?" Regina inquired. Emma laughed.
"Hey, I only found out like a month ago. I didn't see a point in bringing it up. But, believe me, if I ever caught a hint of him messing around on you, I wouldn't hesitate to kick his ass." Emma declared proudly.
"Hmm… My hero." Regina praised.
"What brought up that topic, anyway? Where you guys talking about… you know?" the blonde inquired.
"Yes, we were. I just had some questions for him and he answered honestly. He was a bit hesitant to give up info about his promiscuous past though."
"You teased him, didn't" Emma laughed.
"How could I not? It was so easy." she smiled.
"Did you make him cry?" Emma asked with a false pout, knowing full well that Regina could make a man cry if she really wanted.
"No. I didn't take it that far. He did leave the room though. I'll apologize in a bit." the brunette shrugged.
"Apologize with sex, he'll forgive any transgression." she rolled her hips once, briefly reminded of what she was in the middle of. "So have you gotten any closer to a decision?" Emma asked.
"I am leaning towards it… I'm kind of… I don't know, nervous? I mean, I know I have done something like this before, but…" Emma cut in.
"A threesome with two of your closest female friends, isn't exactly the same thing. It's perfectly understandable to be nervous…" Killian cut in.
"A lesbian threesome? Aye, the Evil Queen's got a naughty side. Were you one of those girls, Love? You've been holding out one me." he pushed his hips up and looked at Emma salaciously. Emma gasped and cursed under her breath for forgetting her boyfriend's presence.
"He's there with you?!" Regina exclaimed
"I'm sorry." Emma apologized.
"Who were these lovely ladies that bedded the Queen?" Killian instigated.
"Emma! That is none of his business!" Regina snapped.
"Shut it Hook!" Emma smacked the man, causing him to laugh. "I'm so sorry, Reg. You know I tune out the rest of the world whenever we talk. It's your fault, really. You just instantly capture my full attention and forgot he was there." Emma rambled, thankful to hear the soft laughter on the other end.
"Nice save, Swan." Regina rolled her eyes affectionately.
"You're in the middle of ridding my dick and you forgot I here. I'm a bit offended." Killian began to move her hips, causing her to whimper.
Seriously, Emma?! This is very inappropriate. You could have just called me back." Regina wasn't sure how she felt about this. Well, that wasn't completely true. Arousal was definitely one feeling growing in her right now.
"But I wanted to talk to you now. Besides, this is kind of like a preview, should you decide to join us." she finished with a moan. Killian was making sure she didn't forget him again. Regina's breath hitched. This was new. She had never actually conversed with her friend during her activities. Her mind was racing with mental images of what they were doing.
"Seriously though, you don't have to worry about him, babe. He's harmless. And you don't have to be worried about doing this with us. Nothing will happen that you don't approve of. Robin will be there the entire time and if you still have doubts, you know you can sure as hell trust me." she spoke sincerely and slightly out of breath. Thankfully he was moving her at a relaxed pace.
"Okay." Regina replied simply. Regina knew Emma wouldn't lead her astray. Fifteen years of being best friends had built that bond and it was a strong one. Plus, hearing Emma's soft whimper helped make her decision final.
"Okay?" Emma repeated. She stopped her hips again.
"I'm in. I'll do it." Regina confirmed.
"Okay! Um… I will take care of everything and we can meet, say Thursday, for lunch and go over the details?" Emma informed. She began to move again. Regina heard the groan from Killian.
"Details… right. Sounds good. Good night, Emma." she was feeling a little breathless herself.
"Night." Emma spoke softly before hanging up. She went about her task eager to reach hurt current goal.
Meanwhile, Regina decided she needed to "apologize" to Robin.
A/N Hello! I have be so MIA. My mind hasn't been in it lately. Hopefulyy I will get back into it soon. I finished this chapter! I was doing my editing and decided at the last minute that Emma should be doing something naughty while chatting with Regina. *giggles*
Hopefully I will get back to '25' soon. I completed the next chapter, but I hate the direct it went and need to basically redo the entire chapter.
Oh I keep getting a format error when trying to upload my chapters as .docx files. If anyone knows why, or would want to help me figure out the issue, just pm me! TIA to any who does. I had to copy and paste this chapter.