Me: I will write another Nefarious X Reader after this one.

ANN13: Don't you dare!

Me: Zip it. Sorry for the short hiatus.

ANN13: Nobody noticed.

Me: Whatever, I hope you like this.

"Right, I'm outta here." you say, discretely getting up.

"You're skiving again!?" hisses Nef. Nef is short for Nefarious, he is your friend in class. You aren't the smartest kid in high school, but he is. He strong disagrees with your constant last lesson skiving.

"I've got to." you reply, "I'm going on a date later and I need to be prepared. I didn't even want to come to school today, stupid biology exam." Nef blinks at you.

"A date?" he echoes.

"Yeah, I met this guy on a dating website, apparently he goes to this school. He's called Coco." you tell him.

"Coco?" laughs Nef, "What kind of a name is that?" you glare at him.

"It's a nickname. Short for Copernicus." Nef's laughing falters.

"His last name wouldn't happen to be Qwark would it?" he asks.

"Yeah, actually. Copernicus Qwark." you reply, Nef's eye twitches.

"Um, what the hell, (name)!" he exclaims, quietly, "He's the guy that bullies me in biology!"

"Oh…" you say. You don't blame him, half the time you want to beat Nef's face in too. "Well, you can't change my mind, Nef. Heck, maybe one day you'll find love too." you purposefully lean your head in the direction of Nef's crush, he pulls on his collar and gulps. You meekly put your hand up. "Sir? I don't feel well. May I please go to the lavatory?" you ask the teacher, he looks up from the table he's lecturing and nods. You wave goodbye to Nef and go back to your family's apartment. You live with your older sister and mother. Your father went off with another woman when you were just a baby. You don't really mind, you like it when it's just the three of you. However, when and if you get married, you want your husband or wife to stay with you until death. When you arrive at the apartment, your mother is sprawled out on the sofa, asleep.

"Oi," says your older sister, approaching you with a fluffy towel wrapped around her bare body, "Why aren't you still at school?"

"Why aren't you still at work?" you retort, she smiles.

"Ok, you got me. I really can't be bothered, so I came home early. But my crummy old job is nowhere near as important as your education, (name)." you roll your eyes, definitely not feeling in the mood for a lecture.

"Ok, no need to tell me off. It's the weekend now, I'll stop skiving on Monday."

"But you won't." says your older sister, "You'll keep skiving and skiving until school's finally over."

"I won't, I won't." you mutter, going into the bathroom for a shower. You use your mother's rose soap and soft flannel. When you get out of the shower, you put on perfume. Then you get dressed. You wear a ridiculously short skirt and low-cut top. Then you hurry and leave before your sister or mother can question you.

*an hour later*

"He sure knows how to be fashionably late." you groan, tapping your foot. You look out into the distance, and see a figure in a green suit approaching.

"Am I early?" he asks you, before you can answer, he sniffs the air, "Mm, you smell nice. Hey, you're (name), right?" you groan and nod.

"Yes, you're Coco?" you reply.

"The one and only." he laughs, "Come on, let's go in for a drink." You were having this date at a fancy restaurant, not to eat but to drink. You both sit down at the bar, then you realise that the bartender is your friend and you start chatting with her. Coco tries to get in on the conversation, but when he fails, he mopes off to the bathroom.

"Your date?" she asks, smirking.

"Yeah, that's him. I don't think this date is going well." you reply, sighing.

"Some advice: Talk to him, slip a few flirts into the conversation, share a dessert, take him somewhere else afterwards, then finally take him home and show him how much you love him."

"By kissing him?" you ask,

"No, the other thing." you look at your friend in disgust. Sure, you live in a run-down apartment with your carefree mother and sister and you bunk off high school constantly, but you aren't going to stoop down that low. Besides, you'd rather be in a full-time relationship that have a one night stand. You look over at the boys' bathroom door, Coco still hadn't come back. At this rate, you'd be lucky to even get a hug as well as a one night stand. He eventually comes back. You take your friend's advice to heart, even though you don't know if you want to. You like him. No, you don't. Yes, you do. No, you don't. You can't decide. You get in a long running conversation with him, expertly slipping in a few subtle flirts. You can't tell if he notices the flirts or not, but he seems to be openly expressing his feeling without hiding them. After you and him guzzle down your drinks, you order a dessert and share it with him. You notice him eyeing you up and down as you eat, this ticks you off but you decide to ignore it. How you wish you hadn't worn such a low cut top.

"Hey, wanna go somewhere else now?" you ask, despite being rather tired and fed up.

"If it's ok with you, I'd rather go home…" he replies, "However, there is one place I would quite like to go."

"Where?" you ask. He smirks and leads you out of the restaurant. Out into the street and down into a housing estate. You didn't like this. It was getting rather dark because the sky was stormy and the estate looked too posh for you. "Coco?" you say, nervously.

"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you what we're doing." he mumbles. Your heart begins to thud and your mouth goes dry.

"No… We're… We're not breaking and entering into one of these houses, are we?" you hiss, eyes wide.

"What? Of course not." he says, surprised. He walks further into the estate, strides too fast for you to keep up with.

"No? Don't be annoyed, Coco. I really thought we were going to…" Coco stops and ruffles your hair.

"Ah, I can't stay mad at you, (name)." he sighs, "No, we're going to a find a certain Nefarious kid." Oh no. Nef.

"Why?" you ask, your previous conversation with Nef comes flooding back. Um, what the hell! He's the guy that bullies me in biology! You hear Nef's voice clearly.

"You'll find out soon enough." your jaw goes slack and you feel like your feet are glued to the ground, Coco walks a few paces then turns around, "It would be best if you called me 'Qwark' instead of Coco in front of him, O… Hey, what's with the look? What are you doing? OW!" You had ran towards him and punched him in the stomach, knocking the air out of him.

"I won't let you hurt Nef! He's my friend!" you try swinging at him again, but he grabs you by your armpits and lifts you off the ground.

"Friend, Ey?" you gulp at his change in tone. But it's all ok. He holds you to his chest and gives you a long passionate kiss. You don't try and pull away because it's actually pretty nice. You decide to ignore the fancy people staring at you from their windows.

"Oh, Cocowark." you sigh, happily.

"Look at you, standing up to the likes of Me." he purrs. He gives you another kiss before setting you down and walking you home. So the night didn't go as you really expected it to… but then again, what did you expect in the first place? The night didn't end like your friend said it would, but it didn't really matter. He was yours now, that's what mattered.

"Woah, what are you—hey, at least ask me out to dinner first!"

"What, drinks aren't good enough for you?"

"Shut up, (name)."

"Love you too, Coco."

ANN13: Kinda disgusting, Halfie.

Me: What can I say? I'm a typical fangirl. I hope you liked this, please review and suggest characters and all that.

ANN13: Thanks and See you next fanfic, humans.