''Are we there yet?''
''No.''
''Are we there yet?''
''No!''
''Are we there yet?''
''I SAID NOO!''
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''...Are we there yet?''
''If I'll hear another more 'are we there yet', I swear I'm going to abandon you here!'', Gray yelled upset, earning the attention of all the people in the bus they were in.
''It would still be better than have you yell at me all day, ya' freezer'', Natsu said annoyed. ''And why did we have to take a bus? Couldn't we walk?''
''We can't just walk to the airport!''
''...Why?''
Gray sweat-dropped.
''It's too far away from our place, idiot!'', Gray hissed.
''And what were those white, disgusting pills you forced me to swallow for?''
''You. Have. Motion. Sickness'', Gray said.
Natsu blinked a few times.
''...Really?''
Gray facepalmed so hard his face went red and swore to himself to never go anywhere with the idiot ever, ever again.
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''...Are we there yet now?''
The bus stopped at the station nearest to the airport.
''...Yes'', Gray sighed annoyed. ''Come on, let's go to the airport.''
''FINALLY!''
Natsu cheered, stormed out of the bus (pushing all the other people so he could get down first) and threw himself at the ground, kissing it.
''Sweet, holy ground with no Gray around!'', Natsu praised.
People stared at him with curiosity and amusement. Well, you can't blame them, it's not everyday you see a young man throwing himself on the ground and kissing it like if he didn't see anything like it since he was born.
Gray stared at him with annoyance and shooed the people away, picking Natsu up by the shirt.
''Stop making a show and focus on what we have to do, you idiot!!'', Gray hissed.
Natsu muttered something under his breath that Gray thankfully couldn't hear, then started running towards the airport with the plane tickets in his hand.
''Come on, freezer, we have a plane to catch!'', Natsu yelled while running.
And, as he was running, Natsu didn't notice the man in front of him and crashed into him, accidentally letting the tickets fall. The man's plane tickets fell too, and mixed with theirs.
''Ouch... Watch where you're going!'', the man growled and grabbed his tickets.
''Sorry!'', Natsu apologized and grabbed his tickets.
Not paying attention to what tickets he grabbed, Natsu turned to Gray, rubbing his forehead where he crashed head-to-head with the man.
''What was the deal with that guy?'', Gray raised an eyebrow.
''Nothin', I just crashed into him and now my head hurts...''
''Of course, idiot, you just crashed head-to-head with the dude! Now let's catch that freakin' plane!''
~ an eternity later ~
Natsu jumped with the grace of a ballerina out of the plane. Gray sweat-dropped at his stupidness.
''Are we at Magnolia now?'', Natsu asked happily.
A random person overheard Natsu and walked over to him.
''Magnolia? We're in Hargeon right now'', the random person said.
Natsu and Gray stared at mister Random.
''We're not in Magnolia?''
''Of course not. You probably mixed the plane tickets with somebody else's. You can take another plane to Magnolia from here, but it will only depart in five hours from now.''
Mister Random walked away.
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''WHAT?''