(A/N: You know what? I thought, what the heck, I'll cut the chapters so the royxed fluff will come out sooner. So, they won't get together in this chapter but there'll be cute moments. Enjoy….)

Chapter 3: WTF would be a good name???

So they had dinner, right? Afterwards, Roy left but everyday he visited and he and Ed grew closer. This chapter is basically three moments that that lead up to the next chapter in which they get together. Here we go.

-Moment 1-

Ed, Roy and Al were reading. Ed was reading some book in Portuguese, Roy was reading a book on chemistry and Al was reading a book on romance… Yup, romance. The younger Elric was going on a date. A colleague of Ed's (Sarah) had confessed that she liked him but, for obvious reasons, he rejected her yet recommended his brother. So Ed set the two up, and they were going on a date. Okay, skip to the date…

"Shh, Roy… He's going to see us." (Ed)

"Shove it, Ed and just watch." (Roy)

"…" (Both)

"We're like nosy schoolgirls spying on him like that." (Roy)

"How cute," (Ed, completely ignoring Roy) "He's pulling her chair out for her."

"…" (Roy, gazing shocked and bewildered at Ed)

"They're blushing!!!" (Ed, squealing)

"Oh My God. What is wrong with you?" (Roy, utterly stunned)

"Nothi- They're holding hands as they're going!" (Ed, still squealing)

"Why do I bother?" (Roy, exasperated)

"Hurry! We have to follow them." (Ed)

"Wait! Ed! Ah!"

Roy had grabbed Ed's sleeve and accidentally tripped, pulling Ed down with him into an awkward position that seems very intimate if someone happened to come by and see them. I'm not gonna describe that position, so you can be as sick and perverted or prude as you want, k? They were blushing furiously and kind of stayed in that position for a while. Roy was lost in Ed's deep molten honey coloured eyes and Ed's mind was just kind of blank. After a bit, it got too awkward and they quickly regained control over themselves and scrambled away from each other. They were blushing hard and avoiding looking at each other.

"W-We should go back." (Ed)

"Yeah, we should." (Roy)

And, still blushing, they went back to their respective houses.

-End Moment 1-

Weird ending, I know.

-Moment 2-

After that incident, Ed and Roy went on with their lives, carefully avoiding the subject, yet continuing their daily routines as usual. They acted slightly nervous around the other at times, but they avoided the subject as I typed before. About two or three weeks passed, and they were almost back to normal, almost…

Until they got drunk…Heh heh.

It all started with a 'harmless' conversation:

"Hey, Ed?"

"Yeah, Roy?"

"You're old enough to drink, right?"

"Duh. I'm twenty."

"Have you ever drunk before?"

"No… Why?"

"No reason. No reason at all."

Later, Roy came over in the evening and brought some… alcohol with him. He somehow convinced Ed that it was, um, juice! Yeah, that's right, juice. Ed got drunk, Roy got drunk and Al was out with Sarah. I'm not going through details here but they got really drunk and fell asleep on the floor, with Ed sitting in Roy's lap, his head buried in Roy's chest and Roy's arms wrapped around Ed's waist. Of course, that was how Al found them, but Al, the sly little devil, left them there to wake up in that position, and you can just imagine the awkwardness that ensued.

-End Moment 2-

What kind of crappy shit do I come up with????

-Moment 3-

Ed was in his study reading a Spanish romance novel (Like he was going to let prople know he read those kind of books). He was so absorbed in the book (Amy was embraced in Dave's strong arms. "I love you, Amy," Dave declared huskily. "Oh, Dave." Amy swooned.), that he forgot about his little dinner 'date' with Roy. Bad Ed, he forgot about Roy!!! After about half an hour, Roy got tired of waiting and went to Ed's.

He immediately went to the study and stuck his head through the doorway and saw Ed reading some Spanish book. He quietly made his way over to Ed, it didn't seem like Ed had noticed yet. Roy peered over Ed's shoulder and whispered, "I was waiting."

Ed jumped and snapped his head around. But Roy had not moved away yet, therefore resulting in them being in a lip lock.

Ed's face was beet red and Roy himself was blushing slightly too. Roy's thoughts went along the lines of:

Moan … Ed's lips are soft and taste like strawberries and cream. Mmmmm… want more.

Ed was thinking:

WTF!! WTH!! WT-wait. His lips are velvety and smooth and he tastes like vanilla… NO NO NO! I can't think thi-.

Ed's brain short-circuited when Roy pressed his lips harder against Ed's. He reacted instinctively and pulled away from Roy, wide-eyed and shell-shocked.

"I-I'm sorry, I have to go." Roy quickly muttered his apologies and ran off.

Ed just sat there, staring at the place Roy just was. They had kissed, and he liked it. Maybe he was falling in love, could it be?

-End Moment 3-

(A/N: Sucked like hell, didn't it? Never mind. All the other chapters will probably suck too. I'm just that pathetic. Sigh… Please review and continue reading. It will most likely end in chapter 6 or 7. Buai buai…)