A few days later, Billy was feeling the urge to drive to the prison and go rub it all in Victoria's face.
He laid in bed, glimpsing over at Phyllis, who was still peacefully sleeping beside him. Luckily he didn't have his arms wrapped around her, so he just stepped out of bed and got dressed. Before he walked out, he left Phyllis a note to wake up to, beside their bed, so she wouldn't be confused about why he was gone.
The note said, "Baby, I am running an important errand. Take care of our kids while I'm gone - I'll tell you all about it when I get back! Love, Billy."
"Victoria Newman, please. I'm Billy Abbott, Victoria's ex-husband," Billy said to the officer, and awaited to see her.
In came walking Victoria, looking at Billy with evil eyes. Her hair was a rat's nest and her face had wrinkles like clothes that were rolled up in a laundry basket for a long time.
The guard left them alone to have a talk. Billy cut his eyes back at her.
"I have some exciting news for you, Vic. I think it's been something you have waited to hear." Billy smirked after his sarcastic remark.
"And you're an asshole, Billy. What the hell do you want to tell me that's so amazing? I'm not buying it, bastard, but I'm ever so willing to listen." Victoria crossed her arms and stared at him with her horrible, wrinkled face.
"I don't remember anyone saying you were an angel. But anyway, we have a new family member. Isn't that awesome!"
As Billy sounded cheerful about what he said, he wanted to snicker at the same time. He did a little, but not enough for Victoria to notice. Victoria was becoming very pissed.
"Exactly what do you mean by 'new family member'?!"
Billy remained silent for a second, trying his absolute hardest not to burst into laughter. Victoria then screamed at him.
"BILLY, I ASKED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN! NOW, DO IT!"
Billy snickered again, but this time Victoria seen it, and got really mad then.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?! GOD BILLY, you are SUCH an ASSHOLE!"
Billy finally replied, smirking lightly.
"Well, so the bitch doesn't come crawling over the table at me, I'll tell you." He couldn't help but laugh a little more before actually telling Victoria what he meant.
"Real funny, Billy. YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS! Just TELL ME what you mean!" Victoria yelled.
"Fine! Me and Phyllis are having a child, Vic. Karma's a bitch - you shouldn't have tried to hurt Phyllis. Oh and by the way, Jack not only hates me and Phyllis, he doesn't care too much for you, either."
At that moment, Billy almost fell in the floor from cackling so hard at Victoria. He couldn't stop.
"Whatever, Billy. Have a baby with Phyllis. I don't care. But you're also hurting our kids in the process. Johnny and Katie won't know what to think about this. And because you're such a bastard, I can't do anything about it!"
"Yeah, and we can't do anything about you rotting behind bars, either. For your information, Johnny and Katie love Phyllis and their daddy ten times more than they ever loved you. And just how are we hurting them? For one thing, they won't even understand, they are little kids, Victoria. YOU did all of this to yourself. We didn't lock you up in the cell. YOU are the one who attempted homicide on Phyllis. You'll most likely never leave prison, so you better be ready for dying in here! GO TO HELL, BITCH!"
Billy then flipped her off, and then yelled for the guard to let him out.