"Well this is awkward. Look at this I'm standing in the middle alof a fuckin crater and reenacting the scenes from s1e1 of the show oh man I hope I get Miss Martian to be my wife."
"Don't worry she will trust me I have a plan to help you."
"Ok WHAT THE FUCK?! What how long how you been here watching me?!"
Palutena smiles and says "I've been waiting for you to regain control over your newbrain and watching you this whole time." She snickers.
"Oh you evil bitch you just watched me get fucked up, beaten, stabbed and shot you are the worst guardian ever as a goddess."
"Hey it's a superhero origin kinda thing how many hero do you know actually became a hero without a dramatic tragedy in some ways."
"Touché lady touché besides the author writes this shit so it isn't your fault".
(A/N sneezes)
Ok back on cue. I standing in front of the Justice league oh how I wish it was a combine Earth between Marvel and DC.
"Won't that be confusing?"
"Not really many people will pay big bucks and crap just to see it happen in cartoons and movies and stuff it already happened in comics."
Palutena looks at me with smile and said " I've found the right man be my husband."
"Hey lady I just got out of the fuckin pod and already your trying to trap me."
She laughed hysterically and said" I'm going to fuck you later ok. Oh ps no condom all in raw."
"The author is getting off on this shit"
(Author snickers)
Batman: is that what I think it is?
Me: Hey fuck you!
Everybody's eyes widen and jaws hit the ground.
Wally: Holy crap!
Robin: I know.
Kaldur stayed silent but laughing on the inside.
Green arrow: Thiskid has some serious balls.
Everyone nodded.
Batman glares and said" Excuse me".
Me: Oh I'm sorry I just didn't knowyou don't know how to speak your own language so I'll go slow *ahem* Go...fuck...Yourself...you...para-schizophrenic Vampire wannabe.
Eyes was bulging out of their heads y'all expect for Flash,Kf and Robin along with green arrow and latern who was trolling their ass off.
Batman gave his full on bat glare and I gave him the one finger salute.
Batman: Who is this kid?! He asked furiously.
Me: I'm the one who fuck cat woman and got her knocked up along with a chick named Lana Lang in a threesome."
Everyone was staring in this belief and Superboy was awake some how was struggling not to laugh.
Batman: Are You SERIOUS?! (The rage is real)
Me: No.
Everyone face faults.
Robin: I can explain.
After explaining everything I was just looking around planning my next move should I stay or go I don't know if I can trust the Justice league.
Batman: He is a child solider?!
They nodded and robin showed him the file he had on me he paled like turn pale asan actual vampire.
Superman walks over to me after talking to Superboy.
Superman: Mugen I'm sorry how you grew up.
Me: No you're not.
Superman: Please we can help you.
Me: where were you while me and the other kids was experimented on?Where were you while my family was slaughtered? Where were you when those little boys and girls took their own LIFE!? I spat with venom.
They all looked at me sadly and I could have sworn I was tears coming out of black canary's eyes.
Superman: I know that we can't change the past but please give us a chances.
Me: No I have no faith in you guys anymore your all dead to me no more no less. Ah Shit I forgot about her!
I instant transmissionback in theinto the lower levels and found Galetea and Supergirl in both their pods I open them and grab them teleport back to the same spot.
Superman eyes widen by the technique but forgot about it but when he saw Kara after a touching reunionGaletea saw me and Superboy oh man.
Supergirl: Mugen how did youescaped?
I pointed at the Robin and his friends not giving a fuck no more.
Galetea: Mugen I missed you!
She kissed me no not a peck on the lips type shit I'm talking put her tongue in my mouth type kiss.
Everyone was in a daze while she was kissing me but also groping my dick. Man I have jerked off in forever I'm going to nut in my pants if she doesn't stop soon.
Supergirl: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GET OFF MY MAN BITCH?!
Galetea: He's not yours he's ours besides you haven't kissed him yet have you so how can you say that he's yours?
Kara blushed and said " I wanted it to be special."
I mouthed the words "Thank you Angel of the sun."
She blushed deep red.
Superman stepsforward and said " Mugen how long have they been down there?
Me: about two or three years. Found them not to long ago. Galetea I Kara from a different earth and Kara is from Argo the sister planet of Krypton.
The news shocks everyone expect me, Kara and Galatea.
Superman: Kara I want you to meet my family.
Me: oh ok so Superboy get treated like shit while she get meet the family.
Superman: it isn't-
Me: Fuck you blue boy he has done no wrong and yet you denied him by look at him shock and disgusted he deserves to have a family to.
Galetea: I agree my Superman from my earth was never cold hearted as you when we found Superboy you gave him a name, clothes identity and everything your a douche compare to my cousin.
Superman looked down ashamed and berated.
Me: Just for that Superman I'm not taking your offer afterall youbastard. Thinking you treat one of your own like trash.
Batman: your not going anywhere.
I grabbed my sword and cut his ultity belt into a thousand pieces. Flicked him with a finger and sent him flying into Wonder Woman.
Me: I'm not your damn kid and I don't give a flying fuck no more. I'll give you one warning try to control or track me I will kill all of you.
Superman was charging at me but I punched him and went flying with a gaunt shockwave image being punched by Saitama's serious punch times 50 combine with Goku's dragon fist.
Everyone stared in shock or fear expect Kara who stop me and said" Mugen it's ok you can stop please for me my moon."
Me:" I hated it when you know my soft spot why can't I bea bad guy for once andwin against you?
Galetea and Kara smiled and said your too gentle of a person.
Me: sighs I'm not joining them I'll be a hero in my own right I have no mentor and nothing left to lose so I don't need your help plus I know there difference between a villain and a person who got the worst hand in life. Plus I'm not perfect as the
/rest of you.
I disappeared little did I know Galetea and Kara both followed me. So now what's next on the list I need to be to stronger before I face my brother Superboy-Prime and Anti monitor.
