Ants in your pants eh?

After class I then met up with a guy I didn't see at first but had suddenly appeared right in front of me as I jumped in my skin... then again I could have jumped into a darned tree nearby.

"Oh my god! Ah, you're new girl right?" He said as I recovered from my panic attack fast...

"Yeah that's me, ah... I'm Melanie Hansen." I said introducing myself.

"Scott Lang, Ant-Man." He said as we shook hands... "I'm so sorry I scared you."

"Apology accepted," I spoke as I then got the greatest idea ever, "If I remember correctly, you were a thief right?"

"Well I didn't want to get into jail so it was either go here or there."

"Well would you like to help me with a side project?"

"Side project?"

"It's call operation; April Fools day. I just met my biggest competition. Interested?"

"Let me guess Loki?"

"Yep."

He laughed, "Count me in!"

"Great now to recruit the big dude."

"Whoa you mean Hulk?"

"Yep."

"Girl how in the heck are you going to convince him to help?"

I laughed, "Something tells me I won't have to."

"Melly want's Hulk's help with a Prank on Reindeer man?" Hulk asked.

"What do you say Big Dude?" I grinned, "Are you in to give the Asgardian Prank Prince a does of his own Medicine... Earth style?"

He smiled, as he gestured me for a fist bump "Hulk In!"

I smiled as I gave him a fist bump, "Great, do you think Black Widow would be willing to help?"

"You want me to help you out with Hulk and Ant-Man for April fools day?" She asked after I pitched it to her in the Girl's wing of the Dormitory.

"I know you might not have a funny bone in your body but-."

"I'm in, Melly!"

"Great, now to talk to Steve, Sam and Tony."

I found them at the cafeteria, I told them my idea as I saw the look on Tony's face grow into a evil grin. "Lucy you are lady after my own heart."

"Tony her name is Melanie." said Steve, "I'm in."

"Well if Steve is in so am I." said Sam.

"What idea did you have to pull off on him?"

"Well," I said as I said what I told everyone, "I put out a challenge to everyone I asked to come up with an idea and I'll see if I can combine them all into one."

"Too bad Bucky wasn't here he'd love to help." Steve chuckled.

"I cannot believe my eyes," Scott spoke to me, "You got half the school in on this! I still can't believe how you convinced all the Hulks into this! How did you managed that?"

"Well maybe it's my old school upbringing my parents taught me or my Canadian Charms." I replied.

"You're not related to Deadpool are you?"

"Oh hell no." Then I paused, "I'd better not be related to him."

"So they call you Commander Relic Raider eh?"

"Yeah." I said.

"I have a feeling you and I are going to be good friends."

"Likewise, Scott."

"Ah I should get going I got class with Dr. Pym."

I checked my watch, "I got class with Mr. Coulson. If you see any of the guys tell them we'll meet at the end of the week to discuss the ultimate prank."

"Got yah. Later Mel." He waved.

"Later, Scott."

I found Mr. Coulson by the main office building.

"Ah is it just me here for your class sir?" I said as I looked around.

"Yep, Since this is your first time in years back in the Big City I thought I'd show you around."

"That be great, thank you Mr Coulson." I said.

"You're welcome and ah a little warning Fury and Odin are judging the Prank fest."

"Wait what?"

He laughed at my reaction, "Don't worry about it."

"If you say so." I spoke, "So where are we heading to first?"

"Well originally I thought the rink but you're still recovering from the other day. So I thought the art gallery, Steve is already waiting for us there."

"Oh ok, cool."

"Melly!" Said Steve as Coulson and I arrived at the Art Gallery.

"New You're is a lot bigger than I remembered." I admitted as I was still looking around trying not to get dizzy.

"After this we'll be going to the museum."

"Sounds up my alley." I grinned.

The day was great as Steve and I were being quizzed about the some of the Great Artists and later Second World War, down to the Civil War too.

"What about the War of 1812?"

Steve thought for a second, "I don't know much about that."

"I'm afraid I don't either." Admitted Coulson.

"I know a bit, but it was one of the most bloodiest wars in North America."

"I thought the Civil War was bad but really?"

"Yeah pretty much, it's kinda where the Crazy Canuck came from."

"Really I thought that came from the Battle of Vimy Ridge?" Questioned Steve.

I started to think, "You know maybe we're both right Steve."

"So what was the cause of the war of 1812?"

"Well Canada wasn't exactly a country back then originally it was still British North America. Occupied by both France and the British. Because Europe was still going through with the Napoleonic wars, the states has multiple reasons to invade the North." I spoke, "The war lasted 2 years and 8 months."

"But why would our schools wouldn't teach it?" asked Steve.

"Because of two reasons, you guys were losing and two we burned the white house."

"Oh... okay so that's why it's best to have Canadian on your side rather than piss them off right?"

"Yeah pretty much it."

"Is that the short version of it?"

"Yeah, there was a lot of battles going on you can imagine it got confusing after awhile not everyone was under the same banner, and that goes for us Canucks we still hadn't had our own real flag until Feb. 15, 1965."

"But the maple leaf was always there to tell you were Canadian."

"True." I said, "I mean my country is nowhere near 200 but the history of our land is as rich as yours."

"Hmm that is quite interesting." said Coulson, "So ah Melanie I'd like to help out with the prank off while I'm here."

"Well I guess you can advise us if we can or can't do certain pranks." I said.

"Makes sense."

"Great, but I also had some ideas too."

I grinned, "Write them down and I'll talk about it Saturday."

"Great."