I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR BLEACH

Sorry if theres any spelling errors

The next day

"Why are we hereeeeee – Ouch" Whined Kisuke Urahara before he was hit in the head by yoruichi

Currently the two were standing outside the hokage building waiting for the other two people that was supposed to be on their team. And When Kisuke gets Bored he becomes even more annoying than usual

"What a dumbass." She muttered under her breathe

"You know we are here because Ichigo- Sama needed two people for a joint task force and knowing you are always looking for people who can give you at least a little fight since ichigo is always busy I Volunteered both of us"

As Kisuke was about to open his mouth to object looking for fights he was cut off before he could speak

"Don't pretend like I don't see the joy in your eyes when we spar." She said without looking at him

"Awwwww you know me so well yoru-Chan. But I have only one question for you" Kisuke said with his signature bucket hat shadowing his eyes.

"Hmm?" Yoruichi Asked

"Do you call Ichigo, Ichigo-Sama in bed, or is Tia the submissive one- Gawk" He said as blood started running down his nose before he caught a round hose kick to the face

"Stop (Kick) being (kick) Such a (kick) Fucking (kick) Pervert (kick)." Yoruichi said as she ruthlessly stomped on Kisuke as he curled up into a ball.

"And this is the other part of your team" Tsunade said as she and to other people walked outside to see the supposedly elite team sent from another village just for them all to sweat drop at the sight in front of them

Yoru-Chan (Ow) we have company" Kisuke said as he noticed the company that had met with them as he was being stomped into the ground

Yoruichi just turned her head before grunting a "Hn" and kicked Kisuke one more time and then let him stand up.

"Sorry about that Hokage- San. My Partner here was being a pervert and I had to punish him appropriately"

"I understand our team mates are very much alike" Tsunade said as the mental imag smiling Jiraiya came into her mind before she thought of what he was doing

'Probably peeking on women, I hope they catch that bastard'

Somewhere else

A white haired man was using his chakra to hang onto the roof of a female only hot spring when he sneezed for no reason

Causing all the women to look up

"Aw fuck not aGain. STOP TALKING ABOUT ME TSUNADE" He said right before a bowl used for rinsing you back flew at him causing him to lose control of his chakra and fall to the ground surrounded by angry women

"Damn it" He said right before he was caught in the mob of angry women

Back with Tsunade

She snickered when she heard her name yelled out

"Well anyways yoruichi-san, Yoruichi partner whose name is…?" She left the sentence hanging in order to get Kisuke's name

"Kisuke Urahara at your service" He said as he took off his hat and bowed

"You should cut your her you look like a hermit, oh wait you probably are the way you stay inside of that "Candy Shop" In the village" Yoruichi muttered but everyone heard her which caused a dark rain cloud to come over Kisuke who was crying anime tears and talking about how mean the world is in hushed tones.

"Um anyways these two will be your partner for the day" Tsunade said as

Might guy stood behind her in his cool guy pose and Kakashi was still reading his book till he looked up and saw yoruichi

'Oh boy' He said as he wiped the blood that was slowly leaking out of his nose but was covered by his mask so no one else saw it, Thankfully

"I'm the Youthful Might Gai and Together the four of us will outshine any enemy with our flames of youth!" Might guy said as he flashed a super sparkly smile to which yoruichi sweat dropped and Kisuke thought

'Finally someone who looks almost as good as I do in green' Kisuke thought with glee.

"And I'm Kakashi. Yo" He said with a peace sign looking at his book but would take a side glance every time he thought she wasn't looking

"Now that introductions are done let's go kill us some S-Class Missing Nin" Kisuke yelled

To which they all sweat dropped

'I have never seen this much sweat dropping in my entire life' Tsunade thought to her self

SORRY SORRY SORRY

I've been gone a long time

But now I'm back I've had a hard year last year guys but anyways just to reconnect with the people who actually like this story what do you guys want to see in the next chapter and I'm going to try and do the other story while I write this one too