A/N: Hay guys! Got my very first review! Woohoo! Just a random fact for all my (future) readers; i started writing this story with my mate when i was 12 years old! Im now nearly eighteen and have finally started to put it on fanfic, piece by piece...

I dont own LOTR...But i sure would like too...

At my house, we grabbed a very roomy bag and raided the fridge and cupboard.

"Carmen, remind me again why we're taking all the food out of your house?" Nicky asked me.

"You'll understand when we get there." I told her, emptying a bowl of fruit into the bag.

"OK, but you probably should give me some warning." She said to me.

"Trust me, no warning I can give you will be good enough for what you're about to see." I told her.

We were making our way down the entrance of the Okura bush walk when we first noticed something strange, as we stepped over an enormous tree root; there was an unusual noise behind us. Like the rushing of a strong wind. We whipped around, but there was nothing there.

"Weird." I muttered. "OK, follow me." We walked a fair way and finally came to the gate.

"Well, you wanted a warning, and here it is: Don't pass out on me." I told her.

"What am I going to see Carmen?" She asked me, alarmed.

"Its nothing scary, I promise. It's just, weird." I opened the gate, and we walked into the clearing.

There was the Fellowship, standing together, waiting for me to return with the food. Nicky stopped dead.

"You can't be serious." She said to me.

"I am." I replied.

"But they can't be. They just can't." Nicky said, trying to reason with herself.

"Oh but they are." I said, grinning. I walked forward. "Guys, meet my friend Nicky."

They stared at her like they had stared at me the first time they had seen me. I could only imagine what they were thinking: Another one?

"Hello." Said Pippin.

"Uh, hi." Nicky said, staring at them.

"Here's the food by the way guys." I said, putting the bulging bag at their feet. They shifted through the contents, staring at the odd packaging and sometimes even nibbling a bit on a piece of fruit they had never seen before. I laughed when Pippin tried to eat the plastic surrounding the bread.

"How do you get at the food?" He asked me. I laughed even harder.

"How did you find them?" Nicky asked me.

"I was doing my normal run, when I came across them. They were fighting some Orcs when I ran into them."

"Orcs? You have got to be kidding me." Nicky said, staring warily over her shoulder. "Were they filming or something?" She asked me.

"Filming? Nicky, this is the actual Fellowship!" I said excitedly.

"But, how did they get here?" She asked.

"I dunno, maybe they…escaped out of a television or something." I suggested. Now it was Nicky's turn to laugh.

"Escaped out of a television?" Nicky asked me sceptically.

"Hey, it could happen." I shrugged.

"We don't live with the Teletubbies Carmen, you know that eh?" She joked.

"Come on Nicky I'm serious here." I told her.

"OK, well what do we do now?" She asked me.

"What do you mean what do we do now?" I asked her.

"Well, these guys obviously don't come from around here. What do we do if they stray into Orewa? That could be disastrous." She said pointedly.

"Oh yeah…" I said. How did she think of all these things?

"Maybe we should ask them where they came from. I mean, its not like they materialized suddenly on the Okura bush walk right?" Nicky suggested.

"OK." I said nervously.

"Hey…you…hobbit-person, Pippin! That's his name. Oi, Pippin!" Nicky yelled to the nearest person.

"Yes?" He asked.

"Ummm, may I ask where you guys came from?" Nicky asked him.

"Well, I come from the Shire, away over on the South side of Hobbiton…"

"No! I mean, where were you before you came here?" Nicky said impatiently.

"Oh! We were in Lorien, visiting the Lady Galadriel." Pippin said. Nicky sighed noisily.

"I don't think you'll get much more out of them Nicky." I said, grinning.

"No, I don't think I will." She replied.

"Look, we can't exactly do anything with them, so I don't think that we can do much. Hopefully they'll just sort it out themselves." I told Nicky.

"Yeah, maybe you're right. I just hope they don't turn up on 3 News tonight." Nicky said.

"Maybe we should go home." I suggested.

"Yeah, OK. I got some homework to do." She said. I turned to the group. It was time for our final farewell.

"Well guys, its time for me to say bye." I told the group. "Me and Nicky have to go home."

"Surely you can't stay with us a little longer?" Legolas asked me.

"I'm sorry, but I have to go." I said, sadly.

"May we at least escort you to your homes?" Legolas asked us. Hint, hint. I looked at Nicky, Nicky looked at me. I could tell exactly what she was thinking.

Nicky pulled me slightly to one side so they couldn't here us.

"I know it would be disastrous if we were seen, but to be seen with Orlando Bloom, by someone like… say, Samantha! Come on Carmen! It would be awesome!" She said in a wheedling voice, while looking out dreamily in to space.

"Oh all right, but only to the road." I said. But I couldn't help feeling a little like Nicky. Imagine the look on Samantha's ugly face!

So we set off together, towards the gate, chatting and laughing at the hilarious devices of Merry and Pippin. All too soon, it seemed, we came to the road. Or where the road was supposed to be. "Uhhh, Carmen?" Said Nicky, "Isn't the road supposed to be here?"

I looked over at her and frowned, "Yea, yea it is. Maybe it's just further on…. Maybe." I thought this would be highly unlikely as we had both traveled this track a thousand times or more. She gave me a skeptical look.

"Ummm yea, maybe." She shook her head and carried on. "Maybe we should just keep walking for 5 minutes and we'll get there. I mean, its not like we're lost."

So we went on for the 5 minutes. Still, nothing. We were both getting worried by now. And then it clicked, the Orcs, the strange people, including the supposedly non-existent hobbits, and the strange whooshing sound behind us as we crossed that root. Nicky looked over at me, "Uhhh Carmen, 'I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.'"

"You freak Nicky, only you would know quotes from the wizard of Oz…retard." I muttered this last under my breath.

"You know what I mean Carmen, don't be such a loser."

"Anyway, maybe we should focus on the situation at hand. Like the fact that we're STUCK IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS!" I yelled.

"Look, all we have to do is… hold the phone!" Nicky turned to the others; "Maybe this is destiny! Maybe it is meant to happen, and you and me are some kind of… of heroes… I'm a stupid git, let's be logical here, we are stuck in a fantasy novel… no logical explanation. Lets just play cool, and calm down, this could be an adventure!" Then she grinned and whispered to me so the others wouldn't hear, "An adventure with some of the hottest guys on the planet!" She winked at me, and grinned an evil crocodile grin.

"OK, first of all you're nuts. Second of all… Legolas is mine." I whispered the last bit, so only she would hear. "OK, so, we're stuck in a novel and we're in their time etc. Maybe our time is holding still, maybe when we get out of here time wont

have changed." I finished.

"Legolas is yours? Damn, why couldn't they have another elf? Back to what you were saying, time stopped? Cool, I am immortal! AAAhahahahahahahahaha!"

"How do you know you're immortal?" I asked her, puzzled.

"I know that I am oh so much smarter than you are, and that I was in all the top stream classes in year nine and some of them in year 10, and I have year ten and eleven wisdom that you have yet to gain. But think about it, if time has stopped in our… realm, then it would defy the laws of physics, because we would grow old here. Then, in our realm if we ever go back, we would to the rest of the world be old in an instant." She said to me, as if was the most obvious thing ever, and then, infuriatingly, she gave me one of those, 'I know more that you do' looks. I felt like pummeling her, but her and I were pretty well matched in strength, size and ability, so my efforts would be futile.

"Smartass." I muttered.

"I heard that." Nicky said reprovingly.

"Oops." I said.

"OK, so, first, we need to manipulate the whole story and throw J.R Tolkeins ideas out the window, by finding me an elf." Said Nicky.

"Trust you to only think of your love life Nicky." I said, grinning.

"Well, its only fair, I'm a hideous beast in our realm, so, maybe the guys here might be blinder than the guys in our world." She said hopefully.

"OK, enough of this. We need to inform the guys about our, err, predicament." I turned round and found the Company staring at us as if we were speaking another language. Which was kind of appropriate, considering the stuff we were talking about.

"Err, guys, there's a problem. We can't seem to get back home. It's really complicated and I don't have time to explain now but we have to come with you. Don't ask." I told them, probably increasing their feeling of confusion.

"You're coming with us!" Legolas said ecstatically. "Well, this is strange indeed! First you say that you must go, now you wish to come with us."

"It's complicated Legolas, but the deal is we can't get home." I told him, wondering what and how much to say to them all.

"What is also strange, I must say, is the way you speak." He added.

When he turned back to explain to the others that we were staying, Nicky mouthed behind his back, 'He is soooo hot!'.

'And he's mine', I mouthed back.

Her reply was, 'You HAVE to help find me one then. Pinky!' We did the Pinky stamp.

A/N: Thanks for reading that guys! Of course reviews are always welcome (just dont rip in to me too much), so PRESS THAT BUTTON:3