9 Months Before Kyubii Attack
Ibiki never did like to talk about himself. He always held that unreachable aura that just made everyone shy away from him, never trying to decipher him, always misunderstanding his intentions. And he did nothing to dissuade them from their notions. But right now, he found himself somewhere he thought he would NEVER go. That was Noriko's "Mental Resting Place". It gave him shivers just how smart and cunning she really was. And he knew to NEVER make her angry. Only the Haruno and Nara females were known to be more violent when angered. Combine that with marrying a mind walker and the head of T&I and you had one scary woman who could just as easily torture you as she could hug you. Yeah, one scary woman indeed. But after he cleaned himself up and got as comfortable and relaxed as one who was plagued with an ungodly amount of paranoia could, there was only one thing to do. And that made Ibiki Morino, the next head of T&I, and subsequently the second in command of ANBU Black Ops, very nervous and uncomfortable.
"I'm lost. I think I just willingly raped one of my only friends this side of the Shinigami. And it was right after that bastard teased me right before dying!" Ibiki growled out.
"Why don't you start at the beginning and we can work from there." Noriko gently said whileshe also got comfortable on the loveseat and sipped her tea. Ibiki then spent the next two hours explaining how he botched a crucial interrogation on their secret mole hunt and then proceeded to fuck the daylights out of a faceless ANBU who practically begged for Ibiki to fuck her. Literally.
Flashback: 3 hours ago
Kushina was in an erratic mood. She was just told that because Minato trained to use his Hirashin that he was practically sterile. However, Minato knew Kushina wanted children and let her choose anyone she wanted to put said baby in her womb and with the father's permission, raise it as their own. Kushina dawned on the standard ANBU gear and a blank porcelain mask. ANBU masks were painted after a candidate not only passed the training but also chose their animal. They had to cancel any current summoning contracts and then build their own summoning contract for that animal. All 495 seals and 2000 hand signs. Yeah, it was a lot of work. But anyways, with a voice modulator in the blank mask, Kushina didn't have to worry about someone recognizing her voice. She shunshined in front of T&I with a Kage Bushin henged as a random bandit. She DID need a reason to enter the building, even if she was ANBU. Kushina dispelled the Kage Bushin after gaining access to T&I and looked for Ibiki. She eventually found him and with all that blood, she knew he had a rough session. Perfect, a mad Ibiki was easy prey. He let down his defenses and was extremely easy to convince. And in his rage, Ibiki found the nearest interrogation room and proceeded to put a VERY big limp in her step.
End of Flashback
At the end of the explanation which included a LOT of prodding from Noriko and a few pots of jasmine tea. Noriko just didn't know exactly what to say. But Ibiki telling someone else just happened to lift his spirits and make him come to some sort of understanding with himself. The ANBU herself said that it was ok and even initiated most of their "dealing." Stripping and practically hot dogging him would of course make him horny. He WAS a warm blooded human male, even if many thought that he was nothing but a cold blooded narcissist.