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Edward: She doesn't own Naruto, though she wishes.

Me: EDWARD! *attacks him in a hug* I LOVE EDWARD! But your in the wrong anime. Ed, you belong in the FMA animes, with Winry. Not Naruto fan fics. Cause you two are an amazing ass couple!

Edward: I got bored, since she's fixing my auto-mail. Plus Al's collecting kittens.

Me: I LOVE AL TOO! WHERE IS HE!…… I FOUND AL!

Alphonse: I'M GOING TO RUN!

Me: GET BACK HERE AL!

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Ino saw from the corner of her right eye the four people who were in the Hokage's office earlier that day. "Hey, I saw them earlier." Ino nodded towards them. Sakura looked up to see the four she was now responsible for. "Damn life." she muttered. Of course just her luck, the maitre d' placed them in the booth next to them. She sat on the left side of the table, facing Sasuke. (His on the right side of his booth) Lucky for her, Tenten was sitting right in between the two so he couldn't see her.

"I hate this song." Tenten pouted, "I'll be right back." She stood up and walked over to the jukebox. "She always did I have problem with the music playing here." Temari laughed. "Sakura, let me guess, grilled chicken wrap or turkey wrap hold the tomatoes?" Ino asked, Sakura smiled, "Pinned it." Sasuke looked up from his menu to see Sakura and her friends sitting there. Her phone started going off. "I hate when we're eating and someone's phone goes off at a near by table." Karin growled, Sasuke rolled his black orbs.

"Moshi moshi? Lee what do you-" Sakura answered into the phone, "HI LEE LEE!" Ino stole the phone from her, "Sorry Sakura couldn't make your date, but she love us more. Ha!" Ino shut the phone. "Why are you such a bitch to him?" Sakura slumped in her seat. "Stop pretending that you love him, you can't stand his always-so-damn-preppy mood!" Temari nodded at Ino's comment, she had a point.

"His sweet and he acts like a father to Haruhi." "Cause he wants to be her step dad! THE DUDE WANTS TO MARRY YOUI!" Ino yelled, causing most heads to turn at her, "Do you all have to eavesdrop on our conversation?" she said with an attitude causing Sakura, Hinata and Temari to burst out laughing.

"I still don't like her." Karin mumbled and Sasuke, once again, rolled his eyes. "I LOVE THIS SONG, GOOD PICK BUNNY!" Temari squealed.

"According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right." Temari started to sing, "No, you can't do anything right." Ino teased, "Bitch slap time." Temari laughed, leaning across the table and smacked the side of Ino's face playfully. "Stop being a whore and sit your ass down." Ino declared and Temari threw her head back with laughter, "Do you guys always have to use such colorful language?" Sakura asked, "How are my little bitches?" Tenten laughed, scooting into the booth, "That answers my question."

"OH MY GOD! I forgot to tell you!" Temari smiled. "What?" the four asked, "Gaara asked Matsuri to marry him." "HOW FREAKING CUTE!" Sakura squealed. Sasuke sighed inwardly, even Gaara, the iciest ice cube, decided to settle down. While Sasuke on the other hand spent the last six years killing people, how pleasant.

There was a young brunette standing beside their table, "Hello." he smiled, "Hey Udon, you know my order as is." Ino laughed, "Garden salad?" "Bingo!" "You know my choices too." Sakura stated proudly. "Grilled Chicken wrap or Turkey wrap?" "Surprise me buddy o'pal." The boy laughed, "We'll both will have a burger." Temari started, "Don't hold back on the fries." Tenten added, "Or the ketchup." they both said together. "What should I have?" Hinata looked over the menu again. "Hinata! You should get the chicken parmesan! It's delicious!" Ino smiled, Hinata nodded. "Why don't you order it. Oh wait your on a diet, fat ass." Sakura stated. "Why you little-" Ino attacked Sakura, pinning her to the booth seat. Sakura yelled at Ino and Ino just yelled, "Take that bitch!" "Yo, you do that on your own time, not here." Tenten smirked. "THAT'S DISGUSTING TENTEN!" both Ino and Sakura yelled. "GET THE HELL OFF ME!" Sakura yelled. The three other girls laughed so hard, their heads were bound to fall off. Ino on the other hand tried to apologize, Sakura turned bright red, practically stream blowing out of her eyes, and started cursing up a storm. Udon was taken back by what just happened and Sasuke laughed inwardly. "OH! Udon, guess what!" Sakura returned to normal, smiling at the scared teen. "What?" the boy didn't want to guess, "Your idol is back, see, his right there." Sakura pointed out. Udon's face lit up as he quickly dropped off their order and ran to Sasuke's table. Sasuke glared daggers at her, because now his 'fan' was asking him a whole pile of questions. "Ew, it's ugly, slut, fat-ass, mouse and the pig." three girls laughed, walking up to the table. (A/n Ugly was Sakura, slut was Temari, fat-ass was Tenten, mouse was Hinata and Ino was pig. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ANY OF THEM! I just couldn't think of anything and since I have a REALLY pretty friend we used to call her slut, that's where I got Temari and Tenten is fat-ass because she was on a team with Gai and it's like totally opposite since his a fitness freak! Sakura's ugly since that's what Sai calls her. Lol, you can probably figure out why I picked Ino and Hinata's names.)

"Hey whore, bitch and round-child." Ino and Sakura greeted. The girl with purple hair glared at them and said, "Don't forget, this is our territory." Sakura laughed, "Yea, you said that about, Sasuke, I was on his team. You said that about Naruto, Hinata is engaged to him. You also said that about Neji and what happened?" Sakura smirked, "Tenten's married to him." Ino finished. Tenten held up her right hand, wiggling the fingers. "Like it?" Tenten laughed. "Oh, Kasumi. The fro is totally like an 80's style, why don't you snip it." Ino was dead seriously, and using her middle and index fingers, she imitated the cutting of scissors. "Why don't you go home, you don't belong her, I'm giving you a warning." Sakura leaned back, putting her hands behind her head. "Plus, we kicked your ass once, I'm willing to do it again." Ino smirked. "You guys think you're hot shit don't you." Ami, pulled a kunai to Sakura's neck, "I'll kill you right here, right now." Ami threatened through her teeth.

Sakura just laughed, "With a kunai to your neck, you still laugh?!" Ami yelled. "Your too scared to kill me cause you have witnesses all over, besides, I have been at knife point many times and escaped that same amount. How the hell do you think I became ANBU?" Sakura smirked, Sasuke's sweat dropped, 'Did she say ANBU?'.Ami felt something poke her stomach, she saw Sakura holding a kunai lightly pushed against her stomach. Then she felt the same feeling at her side. She turned to see Tenten standing there with a kunai pressed against her ribs. Kasumi, then placed a kunai to Tenten's back. "You really wanna go there?" Tenten laughed, Kasumi just looked at her. Then Ino was holding a kunai to her neck, "One false move and I'll slice your throat." Ino threatened. Kasumi gulped and Ami snapped, "DON'T SHOW FEAR!" Fuki then placed a kunai to the base of Ino's neck, "One movement of my wrist and your done for." she laughed, but she stopped laughing when she felt a poking on both sides of her. Temari was holding a kunai to her left rib and Hinata holding one to her right rib. "Face it Ami, we're over powering you." Sakura looked at her. 'How can she be so calm knowing that if she pisses off Ami, that will lead to the death of five other people, in a public place!' Sasuke yelled to himself, She would faint at the thought of anyone at the mercy of a blade when we were younger!

"Ami, I know you won't do this." Ami gulped and stated, "I have to, once and for all. Knowing your dead leaves peace and mind to me, knowing I finally defeated the one who believed my husband was lying to her and tried to kill him. So, I'm avenging him." "Your wanting to kill me over Sai?" she didn't feel like saying his name. "Yes." Ami's eyes started to tear. "You do know, you kill me, Ten kills you, then your friend kills her, then Ino kills her and Fuki kills Ino and then Temari and Hinata kills her, do you really wanna kill that many people over me? Plus, you leave my daughter orphaned, the girl who saved your son, Toshiro's life. Also, you kill that baby inside you" Sakura stated, finally breaking through to Ami. The purple-haired woman dropped her kunai. Tenten lowered hers and everyone else followed suit.

"Speaking of which. I haven't seen Haruhi in a few hours." Sakura looked around. "She's with Kiba." Ino laughed, "Oh that really gives me peace in mind." Sakura rolled off her tongue. "Stop being sarcastic, Kiba's a good uncle!" "Can it be tomorrow already?" Temari slumped in the booth, changing the subject. "I KNOW RIGHT! I'm in dire need to go clubbing!" Ino added, "I'm going to feel like a slut since someone already picked out my whore costume without my consult." Sakura huffed, crossing her arms in front of her chest. "You love me like a sister and you know it." Ino hugged her best friend. Sakura growled at Ino who backed away from the pink haired woman. "I want my burger." Tenten whined. "Me too!" Temari bobbed. "OH I FORGOT!" They heard Udon yell, running to the window. There were two burgers with a LOT of fries covered in ketchup, a Turkey wrap, hold the tomatoes and a chicken parmesan. "Where's the garden salad?!" he called to the kitchen, "We had no room, here." one of the guys said, handing him the salad. Udon rushed to the impatient girls and said "Meals here." hoping to calm them a bit. "Screwed the pooch on that one." Sakura smirked, "Come on Saki, you know damn well I'm living off the tips." the boy pleaded. "Whatever, just give us our damn food." Ino said, reaching for her plate. The young man stepped away as the girls devoured their meal, "Who pays and who gets tip?" Tenten asked, "The usual?" Temari offered, "Ok! Ready. Set. Go!" Sakura yelled, all the girls all threw out their fists. Both Tenten and Sakura's hands were in rock form, Temari in paper, Hinata and Ino in scissors. It went in a circle.

"I'll start." Sakura announced. So Sakura had to bet Tenten to stay in, though the two had the same. Temari bet out Tenten so Tenten had to pay, her being the first out. Temari was then 'cut' by Hinata who held out scissors. "Damn, I get tip." Temari pouted, "You don't have to pay for the whole meal!" Tenten threw her arms into the air, muttering, "Damn usual." Sakura and Ino laughed, "You guys thought it up."

Tenten was handed the bill and then Temari calculated the tip. After leaving the money on the table, the guys retreated back to their houses. "Finally! I was starting to think they'd never leave." Karin exaggerated. Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Annoying." he muttered, biting into his food.

Later

"Come on mom! The movies about to start!" the little pink girl yelled from her seat on the couch. "I'm coming, I'm coming." her mother laughed, walking into the living room. "What kids are staying with us tonight?" she laughed looking at the four kids sitting on the couch. There was her daughter, Haruhi. Ino's daughter, Yuri. There was also two boys. One with jet black hair, Toru and one with dark blue hair, Hiro. She smirked, both boys were sitting on the ends of the girls. It went Toru, Haruhi, Yuri and then Hiro. Sakura laughed because Toru and Hiro are both very protective of Haruhi and Yuri. Toru is Temari and Shikamaru's eldest child. They also have two daughters, Isako (three) and Ichigo (six months). Temari said whenever she'd bring up Haruhi in a conversation, Toru would sink in his seat, turning red and Isako would go on about what they did that day.

"Hello Toru, Hiro." "HI OBA-SAN!" Hiro yelled and Toru nodded at Sakura, she sat down on the end of the couch next to Toru, then Haruhi climbed on her mother's lap, "We're going to watch The Lion King." Haruhi laughed, handing her mom the remote. "You two really like this movie huh? It's the third time this month." Sakura laughed, "Oba-san, it's my FAVORITE!" Yuri threw her hands into the air. "You remind me so much of your mother." Sakura said, "But first, let's get into some pajamas." "Ok mommy." Haruhi jumped off her mother's lap and ran to her room. Yuri following her. The boys walked over to their bags in the corner of the room. "You two know where the bathrooms are right?" Both nodded.

After five minutes, Haruhi and Yuri came running back in, both in plaid pajama pants and a t-shirt. Yuri's ensemble was red and Haruhi's was dark blue. The boys were leaning against the wall and came back to the couch. Toru was wearing a white tank top type shirt, is it considered a tank top if it's on a guy? Sakura laughed, she had no clue. Well, he had on black sweatpants. Hiro was wearing a blue plaid button up shirt with the matching pajama pants. Aw, he had on a sleeping cap with a pompom on the end, he looked so cute! Sakura was wearing a navy blue tank top and light blue plaid short shorts. Nice influence on six year olds she laughed to herself. "Ok, let's watch this movie." Sakura sat on the couch, Haruhi on her lap. Yuri sat next to her on the right, leaning on her head on Saki's arm. Hiro was next to Yuri and Toru on the left of Sakura, 'Aw the guys are so protective' Sakura thought to herself.

After everyone was situated, Sakura picked up the remote and clicking 'play'. About thirty minutes into the movie the doorbell rung. "Can I get it?" Haruhi smiled at her mom. "Honey, it's late, I don't know who it is, I'll get it." She placed her daughter in-between Toru and Yuri, "Besides, Toru will protect you." His face dropped and Haruhi just smiled at him. Sakura got up and went to answer the door. "Hello- Oh, it's you."

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END OF CHAPTER!

OMG! COBRA STARSHIP CD IS ON! What song?….. PETE WENTZ IS THE ONLY REASON WE'RE FAMOUS! Lol, I like this song XD

Naruto: And you people said I have issues.

Sakura: You do, she just has them worse.

Me: HELL YEA BITCHES!

Naruto: Are you proud of having mental issues?

Me: Like hell I am! =)