Hee hee yo home-skittles!

Sasuke: Did you just call the people reading this a fruit flavored snack?

Me: GO AWAY! Why are you always right here to make fun of me?

Sasuke: No clue, maybe because you love me more than the other characters.

Me: ITACHI HANDLE YOUR DUMB-ASS BROTHER!

Itachi: She doesn't own our show.

Me: Sadly I don't ='(

Sasuke: Naruto's eating my foot…..

Naruto: …Ramen…

Me: His sleep-eating.

Sasuke: HANDLE IT?!

Me: Nah…. OMG A SQUIRREL!

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Little Recap

Sakura got up and went to answer the door. "Hello- Oh, it's you."

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"Nice to see you to Sakura." Sasuke merely stated, "Hey Saki, not sure if you remember, but I'm-" "Suigetsu" Sakura cut off, "YOU REMEMBER ME!" the man smiled. "Well what's-" Sakura started but was cut off by Karin. "We have no heat, no electricity, no running water and there's a HUGE hole in the ceiling. I'm sick and tired of sleeping in the cold." Sakura was taken back by her outburst. "I only have a room downstairs and the couch." Karin's face lit up, "Sasuke can share the room with me and they can take the living room." She started to pull Sasuke into the house, "She never actually said we can stay." Sasuke told Karin. The red head glared at Sakura, "Whatever. Door's over there." she said, walking back to the couch. "What did I miss?" She picked her daughter up, sat back down and placed her daughter back on her lap. Sasuke leaned himself against the wall of the entrance way. Karin huffed and walked to the door Sakura pointed out. "The daddy got run over by the herd." Yuri pouted, "Aw, honey it's ok." Sakura messed up her hair. "Can we sit here?" Suigetsu asked, pointing to the two arm chairs, Sakura nodded and both him and Juugo sat down.

"Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze. It means no worries, for the rest of your days. It's our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna Matata." Timon and Pumbaa sung. "I LOVE THIS SONG!" Yuri and Haruhi laughed. "It's our motto." Pumbaa said, "What's a motto?" Simba asked, "Mommy, what is a motto?" "Sweetie, it's something you live by." "Like a house?" "No silly, like my motto is, protect my baby at all costs." Sakura said, kissing her daughter's forehead. "Oh, so my motto would be to be that baby?" Sakura nodded, and started to braid her daughters long pink locks.

Pumbaa then started to sing about when he was a young warthog. "Aw poor Pumbaa, people always left him." Yuri said, "But you have us, we'll never leave you. Even if you hit me with the nail polish container." Haruhi laughed, hugging her best friend. "You hit Haruhi with nail polish?" Toru said through his teeth, he was starting to get a bit defensive. "By accident! I wanted to see if it could fly, and when I threw it she came into the room." Sasuke was just looking at them, What the hell was she thinking, throwing nail polish, really? Then again, she is Ino's daughter.

"Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze. It means no worries, for the rest of your days. It's our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna Matata." Haruhi and Yuri sung along with Timon, Pumbaa and Simba. "You two are so cute, I won't trade this moment for anything." Sakura smiled at them. "I love you mommy." Haruhi hugged her mom and at the same time Yuri said, "I love my Oba-san." hugging her too. "I feel left out." Hiro whined and Toru had the same lazy look on his face. "Aw, we love you guys too." the girls said then hugged their respected guy and Hiro turned bright red.

"Come on, let's go to sleep." Haruhi and Yuri said, tugging on Toru and Hiro's sleeves. "Ok ok." Toru said standing up. The four headed down the hallway. "If I didn't know their ages, I would've thought the girls wanted something." Sasuke smirked, "MY DAUGHTER ISN'T A WHORE! Unlike your partner or wife or whatever the hell she is." Sakura jumped off the couch ready to slap him. "If she's anything like you, she's a fan girl of that boy and follows him around like a little lost puppy." Sakura wanted to really lay the back of her hand to his cheek but she had more class than that. "For your information, I'm over you. I've been over you for a while now and he follows my daughter." She turned on her heels to go tuck in the four kids. "To protect her since she's like you, a weakling? Plus, your still single after what, 25 years?." "Both of us aren't weak, she's top of her class and a I'm great ANBU. Plus, I'm not in the mood for a relationship." "Your not in the mood for a relationship since you can't get a guy besides Rock Lee?" Sasuke smirked. That was it, Sakura snapped, she spun around and slapped him, hard. A red handprint stung his cheeks, "Shut the fuck up! Your lucky I'm letting you even step foot in my home." she hissed. "That's what you call this?! A, 'Hey! welcome to my house' gift?" Sasuke asked, motioning to his cheek. "GET THE HELL OUT!" Sakura screamed, Sasuke's eyes widened. He realized he pushed her too far and didn't really mean it. He was joking around. Plus, he saw how she talked her way out of a massacre and he just wanted to test her persuasion on him. He didn't realize she was serious, not just talking herself up. Suigetsu just looked from Sakura to Sasuke, "Uh, Sakura, please, he didn't mean it- He was just- " Sakura cut him off mid-sentence. "Suigetsu you can stay if you want, but him and his little pet are out." She turned back and left. "GOOD JOB!" Suigetsu slapped the back of Sasuke's head, "You got yourself kicked out of probably the only house you'll get." "I'm going to go talk to her." Sasuke started down the hallway after Sakura. He saw the door at the end of the hallway open just a crack. He heard some song come on. He tried to listen, the he heard some guy screaming (Like screamo music). "Sakura's room." He said and strode down the hallway. He masked his chakara and knocked on the door lightly, hopefully she'll think it's one of the kids. "Sasuke I know it's you." she said. "Damn." he cursed under his breathe.

He opened the door and sat on the edge of the bed, "Listen, I really need somewhere to stay, please." "And I care?" She gave him a blank stare. "Sakura, I know your not a cold-hearted bastard like me, and I was just joking around. I saw how persuasive you can get and I thought you were trying to just talk yourself up. Though the slap was extremely powerful, that's when I realized you weren't lying." "What do you mean persuasive?" she gave him a questioning look. "At the diner, with no emotion what so ever, you talked yourself out of death!" Sakura stared at the corner of her bed for a few moments then said, "Downstairs. Stay there until you die." she stood up and shoved Sasuke out the door. He turned to say something, but in turn, the door was slammed in his face. He walked back into the living room smirking. "The idiot returns!" Suigetsu laughed, sprawled across the armchair. "If I'm such an idiot, why I'm allowed to stay?" Sasuke smirked. "I know that looked… This isn't good."

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Me: I know it's short, and probably not good, but I'm tired as hell right now!

Sasori: That's why you don't edit stories a quarter to 11 pm.

Me: IT'S SASORI! HIS MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!

Sasori: Like, uh, what the fu- (Glaring children) fudge?!

Me: We both have red hair and we're both teens…. Well, you look like one.

Sakura: His 35.

Me: SHHHHHHH! His my brother!

Sasori/Sasuke/Sakura: Since when?

Me: Since, uh… I ADOPTED HIM! Hey look it's Sasuke! When did he show up?

Sasuke: That makes you his mom, idiot.

Me: GO TO HELL- NO! GO EAT A STICK!

Sasuke: What the hell?

Me: I was gonna say "Go to Hell!", but I'm gonna be the person that drives the bus leading people from Earth to Hell and I don't want to see your ugly ass face everyday.

Sasuke: And why are you going to drive the bus?

Me: Cause my friend's the daughter of Satan and taking over the family business once she's 18.

Sasuke: …… SOMEONE CALL THE MENTAL INSTITUTION, WE HAVE A NEWCOMER!

Me: I'M NOT INSANE! I'M NOT INSANE! Hey that's a line in the song Almost Easy XD

Sasuke: Sad, she's the future of America.

Me: Yes I am. I'm gonna be president! BELIEVE IT!

Everyone (Except Naruto): MOVE TO ANOTHER PLANET IF THAT COMES TRUE!

Naruto: THAT'S MY LINE!

Me: You all can kiss my sass! And yes I know Naru-Naru

Sasuke: O.o I learned not to ask.

Me: IT'S A SONG BY COBRA STARSHIP! And I made a random nickname for Naruto XD