Me: I JUST WATCHED BREAKFAST CLUB AND SASUKE'S TOTALLY LIKE JOHN BENDER! XD
Sakura: He is an S-ranked criminal already.
Me: I KNOW RIGHT! XD
Sakura: Hee hee.
Me: Sasuke! Your name is now John Bender.
Sasuke: "I wanna be an airborne ranger. I wanna lead a life of danger. Before the day I die. There's five things I wanna ride. Bicycle, tricycle, automobile. Virgin's mother and a Ferris wheel…"
Me: OMG! ONE OF MY FAV LINES!
Sasuke: She also likes "Ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit outta you."
Sakura: She also likes the nerd Brian.
Me: HIS SO NERDYFALICIOUS!
Sasuke: Nerdyfalicious?
Sakura: Some random word she made up that combines nerdy, fa, and the ending to delicious.
Sasuke: Figured she made it up.
Me: "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" Epic line :D
Sasuke: SAKURA SHE'S QUOTING BREAKFAST CLUB AGAIN!
Me: So?
Sasuke: Your annoying.
Me: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M GONNA PIMP-SLAP YOU INTO NEXT THRUSDAY!
Sakura: Uh, you're a girl, so it's bitch-slap.
Me: Shhh, I pimp-slap harder than I bitch-slap
Sasuke: That sounds wrong O.o
Me: SAKURA! SASUKE'S BEING A PERVERT!
-The next day-
"FOREHEAD!" Ino yelled, throwing open the doors to Sakura's house. "What?" Sakura groaned, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" all their friends yelled, "Hey guys… OMG WE'RE GOING CLUBBING TONIGHT!" Sakura's eye's widened, "Of course forehead, we're going to par-tay!" Ino threw her hands in the air. Sakura's eyes twitched. "Sakura your showing so much emotion." Neji smirked. "Suck it Hyuga." she stuck out her tongue. "I'm not sucking on your tongue." he made a disgusted face. "He'd suck Tenten's." Ino laughed. "There are children here!" Naruto yelled, "Your one to talk." Sakura said, folding her arms across her bust.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBA-SAN!" all the kids ran and hugged her, excluding Toru, Hiro and Yuri. Honestly, her daughter wasn't there either. Then she felt arms wrap around both of her legs. She looked down to see Yuri and Haruhi, "Happy birthday!" they sung. Toru leaned against the doorframe leading into the dining room and Hiro slugged into the room, rubbing his eyes. Temari snuck up on her son and picked him up by the waist. "How was your sleep-over?" she teased. She knew her son had this protective attraction to Haruhi. She knew he was crushing on her, even at a young age. But sadly, her son didn't know why he always felt so protective or would turn red whenever his parent's mentioned the Haruno's.
"I'm gonna treat all of you to ramen!" Naruto laughed, cradling Hiro in his arms and walking out the door. After the big group of people walked out the doors, Sasuke opened the door leading from the basement asking, "It's her birthday and their eating ramen?" Suigetsu sat up on the couch nodding. "And going clubbing." Juugo added. Suigetsu turned on the TV. Spongebob was on, "Dude, I haven't watched this show is six years!" he yelled excitedly. Sasuke rolled his eyes. One partner has been trying to seduce him for the past six years, one is a murderer in his sleep and the other one… can't even explain him. Right then Haruhi came running into the house. "Good, your awake!" she bounced up and down, clapping her hands, "We're going to get ramen for mommy, you want to join us?" Suigetsu stood up and ruffled Haruhi's hair. "Sure kiddo." the three men walked out the door behind the bouncing pink blob.
"Mommy, I invited them. Do you mind?" Haruhi asked sweetly. "Aw, honey no." Sakura kissed her daughter's head. "I love you mommy." "I love you sweetie." Haruhi ran up to her friends taking Isako by the hand. "My daughter really appreciates Haruhi treating her like family." Temari thanked. "Haruhi loves your whole family." Sakura laughed, "I tease her about Toru." Temari's face brightened, "I tease Toru about Haruhi." the two laughed and kept walking. "So do I have to kick this Toru kid's butt?" Sasuke smirked and Sakura glared at him. "Touch me kid and I kill you, got it?" Temari threatened. "Got what?" She glared daggers at him, "Uchiha, stop pissing off a lethal weapon." Sakura warned motioning to Temari.
The gang arrived at the ramen shop shortly after leaving. "I need a dress for tonight." Ino sighed. "What's tonight?" Naruto laughed. "Only the biggest event of the year!" Tenten yelled. "The Superbowl?" Kiba asked. "No you moron. Sakura's birthday! And we are go clubbing!" Tenten squealed. "Hey, no one calls my boyfriend a moron except me." Ino declared, "That's right, HEY!" Kiba yelled realizing what she just said, "Love you." Ino kissed his cheek, pulling Sakura off the stool. "We are going shopping!" Ino squealed, dragging Sakura off. "Haruhi, get help!" Sakura playfully yelled to her daughter, "Have fun!" she called back.
"Just wondering Haruhi. Do you have any special clan thing? Like your friend Yuri can do that down-on-all-fours thing because of her clan." Suigetsu explained. "I don't know if the Haruno family has a special gift like that." Haruhi hung her head, "I'm sorry." Suigetsu messed up her hair saying, "Don't beat yourself up kiddo." She smiled and looked at Sasuke, "You didn't bring your wife?" everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Sasuke, "You are hitched?!" Naruto pointed his chopsticks at the Uchiha prodigy.
Sasuke sighed, "No dobe, she says I'm her husband. Truth be told, I can not stand her one bit!" Everyone shrugged it off and went back to talking, Haruhi continued with what she was saying, "I don't think she likes me or Otou-chan." Suigetsu smirked and said, "That's because, A- she goes like psychopath on any woman to look at Sasuke and B- Your smarter than her."
"Oba-san is going to kill my mom." Haruhi sighed, and Sasuke looked at her, "What do you mean?" The little heir to the Haruno family played around with her food, "She using my mom as her life-size Barbie. With picking out what to wear, and her hairstyle." Then Tenten's phone started to go off. "SHUT UP INO! LET HER PICK HER OWN DRESS!" then heard the weapon mistress plead. "I don't care if it's your job, let Sakura do what ever the fu- hell she wants!" Tenten hung up her phone and laughed, "Ino is being a authoritarian again." Haruhi looked at her new friends, "see what I am?" Suigetsu looked at her skeptically, "You sure your five?" the girl nodded, then hopped off her stool, "Let's go play." Isako laughed, pulling Haruhi in a different direction, "Arigato Uchiha-san, Suigetsu-san, Juugo-chan!" then the two girls disappeared into a crowd of kids and Temari walking along side them. "How come he gets the chan suffix?" Suigetsu pouted, "Cause last night I was sitting outside and a bird came to me and Haruhi said, 'THAT'S LIKE IN SNOW WHITE!' and then she had fun dancing around with all the birds." Sasuke hung his head, "She really is Sakura's kid, she's hyperactive."
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"Ino let me go!" the pink haired medic yelped, "You are wearing this dress no matter what!" her best friend yelled. "NO! It's my birthday. I'm wearing this." Sakura said, pulling a crimson dress out of her closet. "I think you should wear the dark blue one I picked out, "INO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" Sakura yelled, "I know- HEY LOOK KIBA'S HOME!" Ino laughed, skipping out Sakura's door.
-
Tenten and Ino were dancing in the middle of the dance floor, pulling Hinata out with them. "G-guys, I can't d-dance." she stuttered. Ino threw back her head and laughed, "Anyone can dance, it's just a matter if your good or not." Tenten nodded her head, "Let go and have fun!" the weapon mistress threw her arms in the air and swayed back and forth to the song. Ino straightened out her dark purple spaghetti strap. She also wore black leggings, a black and white two-layered frill mini-skirt and a light purple belt. Her footwear was a black pair of heeled pumps. Tenten wore a light brown spaghetti strapped dress with a dark brown sash around the waist that tied into a bow at the lower back. On her feet she wore mocha colored flats. Hinata wore a white t-shirt with a laced collar and matching white, fingerless gloves. She wore a black strapless dress over the shirt, the dress went down to an inch above her knees. She wore high black boots, going shortly below the knee and a black top hat.
The guys watched the girls from their booth. Many guys had their eyes on the dancing kunoichis. "Some dude is staring at my girlfriend's ass!" Kiba whined. "Imagine it being your wife." Neji snapped. "Or fiancée." Naruto added. Shikamaru smirked, "My girl's not here so I don't have to worry." The four other shinobis glared at their pineapple haired friend.
The guys wanted to go up and hit the men, or at least place their arms around their girl's waist. But tonight was their night to live. They were to have fun and let everything flow out. The guys were to sit this one out, even though it pained them.
Sakura and Temari walked in. Sakura wearing the crimson dress she picked out. It tied at the nape of her neck. It went to mid-thigh and had an open-back. Sakura's hair was straightened but a little pulled back in a clip. The clipped hair was curled. Temari wore a white strapless shirt with a black zip up over it. The hood to the zip up had brown fur surrounding the edges (1). She had on a red thigh length skirt with a black studded belt keeping it in place. She had knee-high black-and-white stripped socks with black boots.
Ino ran up to Temari and squealed, "Someone actually wore what I picked out." Sakura laughed and shrugged it off.
"Let's dance!" Ino squealed again, pulling her friends out to the dance floor with Tenten and Hinata. "The gangs all here." Sakura laughed and started swinging her hips back and worth to the music.
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"I can't believe Sakura left us! I wanted to party." Suigetsu pouted, slumping onto the couch. "I did too!" Karin whined, "All those damn kids are upstairs." Juugo walked in and smiled. "Sasuke said we are going somewhere. He said to go get ready." Karin was bursting with joy. It was dusk but still absolutely gorgeous out, plus she would be walking with Sasuke! It was like a date with the idiots tagging alone. She waltzed out of the room, humming to herself. "She's probably thinking this is a date with Sasuke-kun." Suigetsu laughed, slapping his knee and Juugo smiled, acknowledging his partner. Suigetsu got up and went into the basement. He pulled out a clean shirt and a pair of pants, then walked into the bathroom. Juugo did he same, just walking back up the stairs to the main floor's bathroom. Karin though, took forever! After she finally picked out a clean (*cough* slut style *cough*) skirt and a v-neck shirt that revealed way too much (A/n THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE! GET THAT MESS UNDER CONTROL! Lol, I said that to my friend cause her spaghetti strap was falling too far down.) she walked to the bathroom Juugo was in. She banged on the door and yelled, "IT'S AN EMERGENCY! JUUGO GET OUT! I REALLY NEED THE BATHROOM!" Juugo opened the door and let his female teammate into the restroom.
Quickly after shutting the door, Karin stripped from what she was wearing and put on her new attire. She then brushed through her hair, putting it into a high ponytail. "Sasuke didn't seem to like my old hairstyle, I'll try this one out for tonight." she said into the mirror. She first applied mascara, then blush and eyeliner. Looked through her bag, pulling out many containers and lipstick cases looking for the one she wanted most. Her dark red lipstick. She hoped it would make her lips pop so much, Sasuke wouldn't want his lips to leave hers!
Suigetsu placed himself against the doorframe and asked, "For a ninja, you carry too much make-up." Suigetsu random appearance and the fact he started talk without saying he was there made Karin jump, smearing lipstick across her left cheek. She turned to face him and yelled, "KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" she pointed to the left side of her face. Sasuke came by to say, "Shut the hell up!" but once he saw Karin with the lipstick mess, he sighed and walked away. "WAIT! Sasuke-kun! It's not what it looks like! Suigetsu scared me-" she called after him but was cut off by Suigetsu saying, "Oh, just shut up! He doesn't have the same feelings for you!"
Sasuke slipped a clean white shirt over his head. He didn't really want to wear his 'pants' he made. He wanted to wear actually jeans but being classified a missing-nin, he really didn't have the luxuries of stores around the corner from his house. He walked around the Haurno household looking for where his ninja shoes have gone. "Shoes, where are you?" he asked then stopped, Did I really just ask that? He shrugged it off and kept looking. He came across a room with a pair of black jeans, with a black long-sleeved shirt and a blue button up. Plus, his ninja shoes! Next to that was two pairs of black pants, a grey sweatshirt, a white t-shirt and a purple t-shirt. There was a note on the bed that had beautiful penmanship! Am I just gonna admire it from afar?! Sasuke yelled at himself, picking up the note.
I felt bad that you guys don't really have actual clothes. So Haruhi and I went shopping. Sasuke get's the black pants, back shirt and button up, Suigetsu gets the black pants and purple tee. Juugo gets the black pants, white tee and the grey sweatshirt. Karin can borrow something of mine for now, well if she wants. We picked out this cute kimono we want to give her personally. Hopefully she'll like it
-Sakura (Haruhi too)
Sasuke laughed, Haruhi had a little bit messy handwriting, but she's only five! Or was she six? "Shit." Sasuke cursed under his breathe. "Suigetsu! Juugo! Come in here!" Sasuke called to the other shinobis on his team and they came in, "Yeah boss?" Suigetsu joked, Sasuke tossed him the clothes Sakura brought, then tossed Juugo his. "Sakura and Haruhi went shopping and bought us stuff. Wear it cause you have a stain on your shirt and it's really annoying." Sasuke pointed to Suigetsu. The water shinobi laughed, "I'm a messy eater." he then walked back to the bathroom and the other two males could hear, "GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF THE BATHROOM! I HAVE TO GET CHANGED!" Juugo bowed his heads towards the team leader and quickly headed to the downstairs bathroom. There was a light knock on the door and Sasuke noticed Haruhi standing there. "Is everything ok Sasuke-chan?" he nodded and bent down to face the pink haired child. "My teammates are very rowdy." Haruhi giggled, "That sounds like howdy." he smiled at the young girl and asked her if she could go back upstairs. She nodded and ran up the stairs yelling, "LEE! I'M HUNGRY!" followed by a chorus of little kids yelling, "ME TOO." Sasuke quickly changed his clothes and waited in the living room for his teammates. About a half hour later, then were finally off.
Naruto: She has an evil look, what are you planning?!
Me: TO EAT A COOKIE!
Gaara: Save one for me.
Me: OF COURSE GAARA-KUN! *hugs him* I love Gaara-kun, his so damn cute and loveable. Unlike chicken ass.
Sasuke: I'm like one of your top favorites.
Me: One of my tops, but Gaara's number one! WHERE DID GAARA GO?!
Naruto: You hugged him so tight, that he turned to sand.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! ANYONE BUT GAARA!!!! TAKE KARIN! SHE CAN DIE!
Karin: HEY! I'm supposed to revive the Uchiha clan, I can't die.
Haruhi: *whispers* When I heard Lee was my daddy, I thought my mommy had bad taste in men. It just turned out that Sasuke has bad taste in woman.
Sasuke/Karin: HEY!
Sakura: Yell at my baby again and I cut your head off Karin.
Haruhi: Hee Hee Otuo-san no like you.
Sakura: Haruhi honey, that's not proper speaking.
Haruhi: Sorry mommy. Otuo-san doesn't like you. Better?
Sakura: Your always better. *hugs her daughter*
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Now I want a daughter….. I have a ways to go though ='(
I'LL ADOPTED A SMALL CHILD TO BE MY BABY!
Sakura: Didn't you already adopted Sasori?
Me: Now he has a sibling :D