Hello again! Surprised to see me update so fast? Yep, you can thank a certain someone for that. I think you know who you are. My first time being favourited! Thank you! Hope this isn't a bad chapter.
OK for those who seen the stupid review made by "me", sorry about that. It's my stupid brother. I'll get him for this...so ignore it please and don't be affected by it, please?
Still not owning TDI. I'll tell you guys when I do.
The next day is the day. The start of the hottest new reality show, Total Drama Island! Awesome, I can't wait to rock that show! I've
singlehandedly gotten twenty-two suckers for my show. My gut just keeps yelling to me that this is going to be a major hit! And I so know that!
Anyhow, it turns out I can't have three teams; twenty-two just can't give me three even groups! Damned you, math! Guess I'll have to settle for
two teams then. Bummer. Couldn't think of three good team names anyway. Been staying in Camp Wawanaka for quite some time now, and I
have to say, I'm impressed. It wasn't as bad as I thought. It's no five-star resort here, but heck, lucky I'm not the contestant for this show. But
someone needs to do something about those black flies though. They are seriously starting to bug me, ha-ha, get it? Man I'm funny! Maybe I can
get a plane to spray pesticides over this area. Anyways, I've finally got someone to test my first challenge! That guy is such a whiny chicken,
always complaining about producers not paying him enough. Glad I'm the executive producer, so don't he expect me to pay him! And why he is a
chicken? It took me like one minute to convince Hatchet to jump off the cliff! Not to mention those ridiculous floats he had on at that time. Yup, his
name's Hatchet, and that guy is wicked man! I mean, look at his size! And it's amazing and mostly funny to see a guy like him squirm. Not an
intern, but he'll do. Wish I had healthy interns though. Me testing out the jump? No way am I getting my hair wet over such minor task! Now that
the first challenge is deemed safe, all I have to do is sit back and relax…and try getting the word Wawanakwa right; it's like a tongue twister or
something. Write you tomorrow!
How Izzy-ed? Get it? Ok, ok I'll stop. Again, reviews please! Thanks again!