Twilight of a New Dawn Chapter 5: Screw the Club, a naruto fanfic

Me: I LOVE THE SONG DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD AND I'M DRUNK! XD

Naruto: You also love Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession.

Me: DUH! Cobra Starship is freaking pimpin' and Gabe is just amazingly amazing!

Sasuke: Like me?

Me: Yes…. WAIT NO! Hee hee the guy who played Robbie in Angus, Thongs and the Perfect Snogging is hotter than hell (I died from just looking at his hotness, the had to hire my alter-ego to finish writing this)

Sakura: Yes, I agree (Revives the real me)

Me: *singing and dancing around room like an idiot* That fire you ignited. Good, Bad and undecided. Burns when I stand beside it. Your light is ultraviolet. Visions so insane. Travel unraveling through my brain. Cold when I am denied it. Your light is ultraviolet. Ultraviolet!

Sasuke: What is she doing?

Sakura: Singing 'Ultraviolet' by Stiff Dylans.

Me: *still sing and dancing around the room like an idiot* I can't see much of future. Unless we find out who's to blame, what a shame. And we won't be together much longer. Unless we realize that we are the same. Ever fallen in love with someone. Ever fallen in love, in love with someone. Ever fallen in, in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with.

Sasuke: Now what is she singing?!

Sakura: 'Ever fallen in love' again, by Stiff Dylans.

Sasuke: You know, I'm glad she doesn't own us. All the characters in the story would be like her and Naruto!

Me: Ass wipe.

Sasuke walked into the club with his team while some song was ending. He took a seat at a booth not too far from his old friends, "Teme!" Naruto hollered, Sasuke turned to face the jinkurichi's booth. There were three other tables in-between them, "Come hang out with your old buds." he laughed and Sasuke reluctantly got up, joining his old friends. Karin crossed her arms over her chest, "Did he just leave us?! Even worse, for them?!" Juugo nodded and looked at his team leader, Sasuke waved him over so Juugo quickly nodded. He stalked over to the booth and sat down. "Guys, Juugo. Juugo, guys." Sasuke introduced. Suigetsu stood up and walked to the booth, "Can I join you? I do not want to be stuck with the Red Haired Wonder." Suigetsu shuddered when the thought of Karin came to mind. "The more the merrier." Naruto smirked.

"This song goes out to the five young ladies out in the center of the dance floor! This is from the guys of the club." The guys looked up to see the girls laughing in the center of the dance floor. "I love to dance!" Ino threw her hands into the air and swayed her hips back and forth. Tenten laughed and asked, "Want anything to drink."

"Sake." Ino, Temari and Sakura said together, "Water." Hinata whispered. Tenten turned to go get the drinks.

Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh shes a diva
I feel the same and I wanna meet her

"This song is so like amazing!" Ino laughed. Hinata was staring at her feet, lightly rocking from side to side. "Come on Hinata. Dance!" Sakura play punched her arm. Temari smirked, "At least we're not making you do that Pop, Lock and Drop It dance." Hinata's eyes widened.

They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town

Hinata decided to let go and hang loose. She tossed her arms above her head and swung her hips to the music. "YEA HINATA!" the three girls laughed.

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood girl
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
The way that booty movin' I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin so I can pull her close
I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

"8 bottles of sake and 2 cups of water please." Tenten ordered. "That's a lot of sake for one chick." the guy sitting on the stool next to her laughed. "No, I'm only having two. The rest are for my friend's on the floor." He nodded and said, "Yo, 'tender! Drinks are on me." Tenten looked at him, "But that's- that's-" he guy held up his hands, "It's fine." Tenten looked at him skeptically, "Why are you paying for all the drinks?" "You're a pretty cute chick you know that?" Tenten gulped, "A-are you h-hitting on m-m-me?" she stuttered, Man I sound like Hinata! She yelled to herself.

Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

"Yeah." he whispered seductively. "I-I'm married." she looked at the floor. "You just nervous that a guy at the bar's hitting on yea?" She kept her gaze on her feet, "No, seriously." she fiddled with the gold band on her ring finger. "Well, would he mind if I took you away for the night?" Tenten's eyes widened, Is he thinking of- The man took hold of her wrist and said, "Tonight's gonna be fun." To the man's dismay a dark figure tapped him on the shoulder.

Damn you'se a sexy chick

"I think she said she was married." a velvety voice growled. "Who the hell are you?! I'm getting my entertainment tonight!" The dark figure punched the man.

A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

"I'm her husband, you sick scumbag."

Yes I can see her
Cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh she's a diva
I feel the same and I wanna meet her

Naruto was planning the assassination of any guy staring at Hinata, "She's mine." he growled, slamming his fists into the table. Sasuke gave Neji a questioning look and Neji responded saying, "Wait." Naruto's eyes turned red and he stormed off to the middle of the dance floor. "His gone nine-tail on us." Shikamaru said casually, taking a sip from his sake bottle. Naruto reached Hinata, wrapping his arms around her petite waist. She turned around to face the person to tell him she was engaged. When she saw it was Naruto she smiled and leaned in, placing a soft kiss on his lips. Any guy staring at her groaned, now knowing she was taken.

They say she low down
Its just a rumor and I don't believe em
They say she needs to slow down
The baddest thing around town

Tenten handed her friends their drinks but went and sat at the table with Neji, she was still a bit off from the whole guy-on-the-stool thing. Temari placed the rim of the bottle to her lips but before taking a sip she asked, "Tenten seems off her rocker." Hinata looked at her feet, she saw the guy grab Tenten's wrist. She was going to scream for help but couldn't. Though she was extremely at ease when she saw Neji behind the stranger, then sock him in the jaw. "Sakura, YO EARTH TO SAKI!" Ino yelled, waving her arms in front of the pink haired woman's face. Hinata looked up to see Sakura's eye squinted and looking at the table Tenten was now residing at. "Sorry, what were we talking about?" Temari rolled her eyes, focusing on where Sakura was looking. The Suna born female smirked saying, "You never were one to pay attention when Sasuke was around." Sakura's face flushed, "W-why b-bring that b-bastard up?" Hinata laughed, "Stuttering like me?" The girl's all faced their quiet friend, "YOU DIDN'T STUTTER! Even with Blondie here holding your grinders." Ino cheered and Hinata blushed, still in Naruto's grasp. "Love what you call the hips." Naruto laughed, Ino shrugged, "Cause that's what hips are used for! Grinding, duh!"

Temari walked to the DJ booth to request a song when a few too many eyes lingered on her figure. Shikamaru sat up right, staring down the bastards looking at his girl. She reached the booth, standing in line behind a guy she's seen around town every now and then. "Temari right?" she nodded, "I'm sorry, I don't recall your name." he smiled, "It's ok, I'm Takeshi." Temari looked at him and laughed, "What?" the man asked. "My nephew, his name's Takeshi." the man laughed, "Well, he must be one hell of a kid, cause every Takeshi I know is." she nodded, "His like a cyclone." Temari waved her hands back and forth in exaggeration causing Takeshi to laugh. "What song are you requesting?" Temari replied by saying, "Kiss my Sass." but over the music the man only heard Kiss and Ass.

Damn girl
Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

"So, do you like coming here?" Temari asked, "I haven't been here in a while." The guy nodded, "Yea, it's fun here. Why'd you stop coming?" Temari looked at the floor, "My friend had an extremely bad experience with some random drunk dude and when we tried to get him to leave her alone, he went after us." she partly lied, she didn't want to explain the whole story behind it. "Oh my Kami! Did you tell the police?!" the man's eyes widened, "No, he was drunk. We figured he didn't know what he was doing." A smile spread across his lips. "So, you wouldn't mind if I did this?" he asked, taking her lips in his. Shikamaru stood up in a blink of the eye, it took Temari a millisecond to register what just happened. Then the Sand ninja started slapping him, hard. The guy on the other hand wouldn't let go of her.

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn girl

Shikamaru grabbed Temari's waist and pulled her into him. She turned and hugged Shikamaru, "Shika! Thank you, thank you, thank you." she pleaded, Shikamaru looked down at the blonde he was holding protectively. "Do you enjoy kissing other men's girlfriends?" Takeshi looked at Shikamaru, "She was flirting with me. She said something about kissing her." Temari's body was filled with rage and Shikamaru's filled with hurt. Did she really flirt with this man knowing that we have three kids? She pulled herself out of Shikamaru's grasped and slapped the man across the cheek. "Flirting?! I was having a friendly conversation! You asked why I didn't come here anymore, but let me tell you the real reason why. It's damn horny jerks like you always giving us freaking lustful looks!" she glared the man down, then said, "Oh! And F.Y.I. what I said was 'Kiss my Sass' cause it's a song."

Temari turned back to Shikamaru and gingerly grabbed his wrist, "Come on, let's dance." she said bubbly. Her mood switched in less than a nanosecond…. Mood swings?….. IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN?! Shit Gaara's gonna kill me if she is! Shikamaru thought to himself, biting his lip. The man was filled with fear from head to toe. Temari laughed, "I'm not pregnant." Shikamaru gave her a quizzical look, "You seemed worried by how fast my mood changed. It's not mood swings due to pregnancy. Don't worry Gaara won't kill you." Shikamaru let out a breathe of air, that he was apparently now holding.

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick

Ino was dancing to the end of the song when a guy walked up to her and asked to dance. "Oh, I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend." the guy looked at her, "Then why isn't he with you?" Ino bit her bottom lip, "Because I told him to sit down." the guy smirked, "One dance, is all I'm asking." Sakura turned around to see the guy place his hands on Ino and she turning her head away in fear. "I said no!" she pushed at him but he only pulled her in tighter. Sakura turned her head to see Kiba trying to tie his shoe, "HEY LEAVE INO ALONE!" Sakura yelled over the music. Kiba's head shot up and instantly he was by Ino's side. "Why the hell are you touching my girlfriend?!" "Cause we're going to play a little game." he winked and started a hand sign. Before he could finish Kiba grabbed the man by the throat. He now had claws for fingernails and fangs spouting from his mouth. "You repeat after me, got it?" the man did nothing, just stared in fear, "GOT IT?!" Kiba yelled. The man nodded.

Damn girl

"I will leave her alone." the man repeated Kiba by saying, "I will leave her alone."

Damn you'se a sexy chick
A sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick
Damn you'se a sexy chick

"I'm a low-life bastard and never will lay eyes on her again." the man didn't say anything. "SAY IT!" Kiba started to violently shake the man. "I'm a low-life bastard and never will lay eyes on her again." Kiba let the man go, as he hit the floor, "Piss off." Kiba growled and the man sprinted for he door. "Thank you Kiba!" Ino looped her arms around his neck. Kiba kissed her cheek and asked, "You ok." Ino looked at Kiba, "Then, no. Now, yes." she kissed him on the lips this time. Together Sakura and Temari went, "Get a room!"

Karin walked over to Sasuke and whispered, "Want to dance?" he looked at her and replied, "No." they heard some girl yell, "GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF ME BEFORE I SCALPEL YOUR ASS!" Suigetsu looked up from his drink and Neji muttered, "Shit, someone pissed of Sakura." he started to get out of the booth when the ground shook, causing him to fall back, onto Tenten. It also caused everyone on the dance floor to hit the ground. "Cherry Blossom Impact?" she asked and Neji called out, "Byakugan!" Karin looked at the man. Scared wouldn't nearly cover he idea on what was going on with his face. He had veins popping out in his forehead. "What is he doing?" Sasuke rolled his eyes, "It's a trait in the Hyuga clan." Neji deactivated his byakugan and said, "Cherry Blossom Impact, south exit." Tenten shot out of the booth and yelled, "MOVE! FRIEND IS GONNA KILL SOME PERV!" Suigetsu looked to Neji, "Wait, huh?" The Hyuga looked at him and responded, "Some guy probably thought he could get his hands on Sakura. Now she's going to kill-" Neji was cut off by Sakura scream, "DIE YOU DAMN PERVERT, DIE!" and Tenten yell, "SAKURA CALM YOUR CHAKRA!…. HEY I SAID COOL IT HARUNO!" shortly after, this man with black hair came running through the back door, panic permanently plastered onto his face. Sakura walked in shortly after with a smirk. Tenten's eyes wide, "So much chakra… Dude yelling... Random penguin." The guys looked at her as if they saw Asuma arise from the dead to say, 'I'm not dead yet'. "It sounded like the guy said 'Random penguin!'. But I think he was yelling something about dieing." Sakura said, tapping her chin. "I like this song." she smiled, pulling Tenten to the dance floor. The song 'She's got a Boyfriend now' was playing while Sakura had her, little outburst... That's probably the understatement of the year. Well, Sasuke decided on listening to the lyrics of the song.

Now she's got a boyfriend
And I've got a rock band
Cause nothing really ever goes the way it's planned
Yeah, she's in Ohio and I'm on some back road
Driving to the city and then who knows
Cause that's all she wrote
I wish that I could turn this car around
Cause there she's goes
I wish that I could press rewind somehow
Cause she's got a boyfriend now

Sasuke thought for a second. I guess I missed most things with my lust for power. Everyone is either dating or married. Fuck, there goes my clan cause I'm not having Karin do it. I know this sounds corny, but I do wish I could press rewind to the day before I left. Then I would know how life in Konoha could have been.

Kiba and Ino sat down at the table. Ino taking a small sip from her drink. Naruto started to laugh. "What?" Shikamaru asked. "The guy tried to get his hands on the seductress of the leaf? Ha! She'll kill anyone's ass how even high-fives her without her approval." Sasuke's sweat-dropped, Seductress of the leaf…? "Yes Sasuke. She's called the Seductress of the leaf now." Naruto smiled, "Wait! I said that out loud?" the raven-haired nin looked at his blonde friend, "No, Neji still had his byakugn activated and told me." the hokage did a Lee smile, attempting to blind his friends. Kiba playing along went, "I'm blind!"

Suigetsu took a sip from his drink, "How'd she get that title?" Ino chuckled, "Do you really need to ask? It's quite self-explanatory."

Gaara: I sad

Me: WHY GAARA-HANSHU?!

Gaara: I'm a lord now?

Me: I could call you Gaara-kami or Gaara-ōji if it makes you feel better.

Gaara: Even though being called lord, God and prince are flattering, Gaara-kun is fine.

Me: Ok Gaara-kun (Even though I like Gaara-dana, a.k.a. husband) So..... why are you sad?

Gaara: I'm not really in this story, though I'm your favorite.

Me: YOU CAN VISIT YOUR SISTER IN THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU WANT!

Gaara: It's ok, I have my fiancée and apparently my son Takeshi. Why is he a cyclone?

Me: His name means fierce so his like his daddy. Hee hee, he has a twin named Masa, but you don't know that.

Gaara: Now I do.

Me: SHHHHHHHHH! Your not supposed to know!

Sasuke: You seriously played Sexy Bitch? Why?

Me: It was on the radio while I was writing this and it went with the whole clubbing theme. Though it's always on the radio.... *singing* YOU GOT ME POPPING CHAMPAGNE!

Sasuke: SAKURA! SHE'S SINGING AGAIN!