Heylo! Man I'm on a writing rampage or something like that! Awesome! Hopefully you guys actually like my stories, otherwise I'm just a raving lunatic! So brace yourselves for more Chris drama! ON!.......TOTALLY!.........DRAMATIC!.........CHRIS!
OK for those who seen the stupid review made by "me", sorry about that. It's my stupid brother. I'll get him for this...so ignore it please and don't be affected by it, please?
I don't own TDI. SHOCKER.
It's minutes before ten now. Word has it that the rating for Total Drama Island went through the roof. Oh yeah, bonus! Today was just awesome!
All twenty-two campers arrived, not a minute too late. All of them seemed normal and cooperative, with a few exceptions. One of them called me
short! That is totally not good for the camera! Another one even tried to get rough! That Goth girl snatched my thick pile of important papers and
tore it in half! That is one freaky pair of hands man! What has she been doing with her hands? That I can only wonder…not for long though, mha-
ha! The first part of the challenge went smoothly. I have to say, I'm impressed, most of them took the crazy plunge into the shark infested
waters! If I knew that, I wouldn't have to carry that many chicken hats. Owen, the fat guy, nearly flooded the island with his splash! Ok, maybe
not the entire island, but if he had a twin with him, the splash would totally flood their campsite. It would have been awesome, but unfortunately
it didn't happen. At the later part of the challenge, I witnessed something amazing. Totally made up for lost fun! It turns out, the annoying duo,
Katie and Sadie, got their butts inflamed! All during nature's call! The two were like mowing the sandy beach with their behinds! Another job well
done by poison oak! I knew planting poison oaks were an awesome idea! Oh and the rigging of the crates? Totally dramatic results! Tough luck
Killer Bass, tough luck, ha-ha. Ah, it's been so long since I've had so much fun. Hot tub party going on soon, a chance to get some close-ups with
those fellow campers! I am so enjoying this job! Write you next time!
I hope it didn't suck. And PLEASE review? I NEED MY REVIEWS!