Me: I decided to do a chappie just on the kids so this is all going on while their parents are either almost raped or protecting their girl.

Temari: She doesn't own us. Otherwise, Shika and I would've been dating in right after our battle in the chunins!

Me: Yup yup, SO from now on my name shall be Rukia on Fanfic cause I don't like being called she or her.

Temari: Ok, so let me rephrase my sentence. Rukia doesn't own us. Otherwise, Shika and I would've been dating in right after our battle in the chunins!

Me: ANYWAY! I want this chapter to have 2,000 words. I have 122 words so far, but I'm not counting those, but starting… NOW!

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Haruhi sat on her bed braiding Isako's blonde locks. "Hey let's go running!" Rock Lee cheered. "How about… no!" Yuri gave him a look and continued to paint her toe nails. "Come on Yuri, it'll be fun!" Haruhi smiled. Yuri gave her a look and Haruhi said, "Never mind." Makoto rolled his eyes at the two. He was the oldest out of everyone. He has chocolate hair and byakugan eyes. He turned to his younger sister Mitsuho and asked, "Does he really need to watch us?" the younger Hyuga looked at him and nodded, "Mommy said to be good and not get in trouble." Makoto rolled his eyes again and laid on the floor, groaning, "Lee, I'm bored. This is a reallyboring kid's night." Isako jumped off the bed and backed Makoto up by saying, "When mommy watches us. We bake cookies!" Toru looked at his younger sister, "Your trusting him to make cookies in Haruhi's house?" Isako looked at the floor and played with her feet. "I didn't think. I'm sorry Toru-sempei." Haruhi smiled at Isako and hugged her. "YOUR ADORABLE!" she yelled and Isako silently thanked her pink-haired friend.

"Youthful children, I shall be right back, just need to change Ichigo." Rock Lee announced, picking the youngest member of the Nara clan. He bowed to the children and walked out, closing the door behind him. "Ok, I have a plan to get rid of him!" Toru leaned back on the headboard. "So, let's hear your plan." Haruhi smiled, facing her lazy friend.

"Before I explain. Isako, did you bring either your stuffed Butterfly or Fairy?" The blonde smiled at her brother, "Of course! I have both of them in my bag all the time. They remind me of mommy." the girl laughed, unzipping her backpack. "How does a butterfly or a fairy remind you of Temari?" Makoto asked. "Her mom's hair style looks like a butterfly and at a certain angle it makes her look fairy like." Haruhi explained. Makoto shook of the idea while Toru continued. "Anyway, someone takes one of them and Isako starts crying. So to calm her down Rock Lee would go to get the doll back, but the person runs outside and we lock the doors." Mitsuho asked, "How will that person get back inside?" Haruhi smiled, "The secret way." everyone gave her a questioning look except Hiro, Toru and Yuri. "I know the secret way!" Hiro said proudly, "So I'll do it!"

Yuri turned to Hiro with a big smile on her face, "Really?! You'll volunteer to be our decoy?!" Hiro nodded, "Oh my Kami! Thank you Hiro!" she squealed, hugging his arm tightly. A small pink tint was scattered across Hiro's cheeks. To avoid even more embarrassment, Hiro placed his ear to the door and listened for the return of the spandex wearing youth. "OH! I forgot to mention. Then whoever it is drops the doll in the front yard and runs to the backyard." Toru added, while Isako hugged her fairy doll. "Hiro be nice to Princess Cornelia." Anju smiled at Isako, "You named the fairy Princess Cornelia?" Isako nodded, "I've heard that name before." the twins said together, "Jinx Anju, jinx!" Kiyoshi said, pointing to his sister. Anju rolled her eyes and sat on the floor next to Isako, "Where did you get that name from?" Isako opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by Kiyoshi's rude disturbance. "With a jinx you can't talk!" Anju looked at her brother, "I love how your nervous and quiet around the adults but when I'm around, you're a huge pain in the you know where." he shrugged, "That's what a brother is for." Anju turned back to the blonde and asked her question again, "Where did you get that name?"

"Some show Hatake-sensei watched while babysitting me." Anju's eyes widened, "Did they make Icha Icha Paradise a TV show?!" Toru laughed, "No, Kaoru-sempeibabysat her. He needed the money to pay for that big mishap his team caused." The kids all nodded. "His a funny sensei." Isako laughed to herself.

"No, his not a sensei, his sempei to you. Anyway, so-" Toru started but was cut off by Hiro's outburst, "His coming. His coming." Lee opened the door and smiled at Isako, "That's a very pretty doll." Isako hugged her doll tighter, "She has a name." Lee continued to smile, "And what's her name?" Isako rolled her blue orbs and replied, "We already went over this, I don't wanna repeat." Lee's eyes widened, "Cute kid." he muttered. Hiro looked at Makoto and he gave him the universal symbol for wait, the pointer finger sticking up. Hiro pouted and crossed his arms over his bust. After a minute Makoto went, "Isako can I see your doll?" Hiro knew that was the signal, so when the middle Nara went to hand the Hyuga prodigy the doll, Hiro stole it and said, "Eat my dust!" He ran out the door and down the stairs. Isako didn't do her part, so Toru pinched his sister's arm. She cried, "MY DOLL!!! GET MY DOLL!!!" Lee jumped up and followed after the Hokage's son. "Hiro! Give her back her doll!" Lee called, but there was no response. Mitsuho silently followed Lee. When she reached the front door she saw him in the middle of the lawn picking up the doll. Mitsuho locked the door and ran back upstairs. "I want my doll back." Isako cried and Haruhi gave her a doll that had black hair in a bun, a red kimono and a fan that resembled the Japanese flag. "She has a fan just like mommy!"

"Let's play freeze dance!" Yuri jumped up and clapped once. Toru gave her his famous, "You've got to be kidding me" looks, but when Haruhi agreed. You know who the third person playing the game was. "I wanna play!" Isako stood up raising her hand, being the fourth to join. "Ok, I'll be the radio worker first!" Misuku offered. She walked over to Haruhi's closet and pulled out the radio. "Ready, set, START!" she called and everyone started dancing. Neji's kids and Toru sort of just swayed back and forth but it still counted. "Come on Toru." Haruhi laughed, "Do the chicken dance with me." he gave in and did the chicken dance with his best friend. "FREEZE!" Misuku yelled, turning the volume off. Everyone stopped, except Kyon. "Kyon's the first one out! Sit on the bed." Misuku instructed so little Kyon did as he was told. They started the second round when there was a pounding on the door. "SPANDEX IS BACK!" Isako cried in terror. Haruhi laughed and went to open the door. "No!" the kids cried, she placed her hand on the door knob and said, "Relax, it's just Hiro." she opened the door and the blonde ball of sunshine came sliding in, "I heard the music while I was downstairs. I was like Party!" Toru looked out the window, he guessed it was around nine thirty. "Hey guys, we should get to bed. When I was down stairs the clock said nine thirty." Hiro told his friends. Toru smiled, proud of himself. He got the time right on the nose just by looking outside.

The kids all got ready to sleep. The little kids on Haruhi's bed while the six and seven year old children slept on the floor in either sleeping bags or on random blankets. Haruhi shut off the light and stumble to her spot in between Toru and Yuri.

Outside Lee kept trying to open the doors or windows. Around ten thirty he gave up. The only open window was one that would barely fit a child let alone a twenty-five year old man. He sat on the steps of the Haruno household porch and leaned against the supporting post. He stretched out his calves and his quads. Then his hamstrings and his Achilles tendon. He then jogged around the house for ten minutes. "I shall do three hundred sit-ups or I shall not eat tomorrow!" he told himself and did two hundred and ninety-eight. "Two more… Two more…." he pushed himself and when he finished he his signature binding smile and thumbs up thing. Lee then did core workouts for an hour. Around midnight, he placed his arms on both sides of the steps, hoisting himself up. "I shall hold myself up for as long as I can." He held himself up for a good two hours. The parents all came home to see Lee outside at two in the morning. "Lee…. Why are you outside while my baby is inside?!" Temari yelled. "I got locked out." he smiled. Sakura moved him out of the way and opened the door. "Lee. In. Now!" she growled and he ran inside, dropping the doll on the way in. If he was a dog, you definitely know his tail would be between his legs (A/n KIBA'S YELLING AT ME FOR THAT COMMENT! }'= )

The father's had Lee sit on the couch. "WHY DID YOU GO OUTSIDE?! KYON IS ACCIDENT-PRON! HE CAN HURT HIMSELF BY USE OF ANYTHING!" Kiba yelled. So that's why he was usually being carried. Sasuke told himself. "Your lucky if their safe. Cause if not I'll rasengan your ass." Naruto snarled. Lee looked scared and the mother's came downstairs. Temari holding her baby in the carrier and Isako in one arm. Toru walked behind her. Shikamaru took Isako from his girlfriend. (Notice how they have 3 kids and aren't married yet… Sakura wants to say something. Go ahead Saki. "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND PROPOSE ALREADY!" She took what I wanted to say!)

Ino came downstairs holding Kyon and Yuri smiled behind her. Tenten came downstairs holding Mitsuho's left hand. With her right hand, Mitsuho was rubbing her eyes. "Hi daddy, how was your night?" she asked sweetly. He picked up his daughter and looked at Makoto. "Don't worry. I didn't throw anyone out the window." Tenten laughed at her son's comment and hugged him. Hinata and Sakura came downstairs together. Haruhi taking the stairs two at a time. "Don't fall honey." Sakura said softly so she didn't wake up Misuku or Kiyoshi. Sakura offered to help Hinata out by carrying Kiyoshi while Hinata carried Misuku. Anju and Hiro followed after Haruhi. The seven kids who were awake all turned to Lee. "We're sorry we locked you out." Yuri dropped her head. "Daddy don't use the rasengan on him. It's our fault." Anju cried, hugging her dad's leg. Hiro hugging the other leg. Haruhi played with a strand of her hair, "To be honest all we really did was lock you out, play one round of freeze dance, then go to sleep so we shouldn't have locked you out." she stopped playing with her hair. Temari walked over to her son and said, "Hmm… who was the evil master mind behind this plan?" she raised her free hand and had it hover a good foot over Haruhi's head. "Beep… Beep…" then she put it over Yuri's head. "Beep… Beep…" the kid's laughed, they knew this drill. Usually the heavy beeping was when the hand was over the person who made up the plan. Now Temari's hand hovered over Hiro. "Beep… Beep…" she then moved to Toru and went, "Beep, beep, beep, beep." She looked at her son and said, "The radars going fast now." he bit his bottom lip. He knew she figured he planned it. She then put her hand over Anju. "Beep… beep." She then turned back to her son, "Beep, beep, beep. I think I found the culprit." Temari smirked. "It wasn't his-" Haruhi started. She wanted to take the blame for her friend. She didn't care. She didn't want him to get in trouble. "Haruhi. Shut it." Toru sent her an icy glare. "Mom. I planned it and locked him out." Toru said proudly. "Ok… I'm making pancakes in then morning. Come on Toru, you need to get to sleep." she smiled walking out the door. Temari noticed her daughter's doll on the deck and picked it up, continuing on her return home. "But- but- but-" Haruhi tried to find the right words to say. "My mom doesn't believe in punishments because my dad goes, "It's too troublesome" then the two start talking about all this troublesome stuff while I just eat an apple and she gives me a cookie saying, "What were we talking about?" So that's why I always take the blame, even if I didn't do it." Toru explained. Yuri tugged on her dad's pant's leg. "I want a cookie." He picked up his daughter, "I'll get you one in the morning." he smiled. "Arigato." he said to his friends as him, his girlfriend and his kids left. "Arigato." Naruto, Tenten and Neji said together. The Hyuga's left while Sakura handed Naruto his son. "Arigato." the three told each other. "Lee has left the building." the youthful lotus said, jogging out the door. Sakura looked at her living room to say good-bye to Shikamaru, but he wasn't there. "Guess his like a shadow. Leaves without notice or sound. A true ninja." she laughed, carrying a half-conscious Haruhi up the stairs. "Good-night honey." she kissed her daughter forehead. "Good night mommy." she smiled and drifted off to sleep. Sakura walked back downstairs to see Sasuke and Juugo trying to get a drunk Suigetsu and Karin through the door. "Let's sing it again Karin!" Suigetsu cheered. "Yeah!" Karin agreed. Sasuke was now dragging Suigetsu and Juugo swung Karin over his shoulder. "Ohhhh!" the two started to sing. "There was an old man named Michael Finnegan. He had whiskers on his chinnegan. They fell out and they grew in again. Poor old Michael Finnegan." the two sung. "Begin again!" Karin added. "STOP! Not again!" Sasuke demanded. But the two continued to sing. "You guys do know my daughter just got back to sleep right?" Sakura asked, placing her hands on her hips. Sasuke rolled his eyes, "It's not like their annoying already. Just get them freaking drunk!" He grumbled and headed downstairs. "Guddo naito Sakura-sama." Juugo bowed his head and followed after his team leader. Sakura smiled and headed to her room.

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Me: I DID IT! IT WAS OVER 1,000 WORDS!!!! :D

Naruto: RUKIA DID IT! BELIEVE IT!

Me: Yeah *idiot claps* THE DEVIL WEARS PARDA IS ON! :D

Sakura: The movie? You never liked those shopping/clothes crap when Ino watched it.

Sasuke: No, the band. YOUR LISTENING TO STILL FLY! XD

Me/Naruto/Sakura: He just went 'XD' O.O

Me: ANYWAY! Did you know this is my friend's old account she was like "Fuck this! I can't write a story for shit" and gave it to me cause one of my other friends wanted to know my old account? Hee hee…. You guys show up too much. I'm gonna lock all of you in the bathroom while I write from now on.

Gaara/Kakashi/Shikamaru: *sad eyes* Your locking me in a bathroom?

Me: No! You three can stay and help me type, KIBA CAN TOO! Also Temari cause then Shikamaru has someone to talk to when I'm too busy to talk to him :D

Kiba/Temari: Yea :D