Ignores OotP and everything after
Chapter 1 the dare
They were at Lupin cottage with one week left until they had to return to Hogwarts.
Harry had to only spend a fortnight at the Dursley's before Remus and Sirius had come to rescue him. Ron and Hermione had arrived a week ago. It was the start before their last year. The war was over and Harry was finally able to relax. Once all the trails and burials had been dealt with at least.
Sirius was a free man and Peter was sentenced to twenty-six years in Azkaban on top of his other sentence of twenty years for every murder he had committed and the murders of Lily and James Potter and the attempted murder of Harry Potter.
Voldemort had been drained of his magic and most of his life force. He was now simply just a seventy-year-old man stuck in a mental ward, the one with the funny jacket and the pillowed walls and floor, at a Muggle institution. There was a single Auror watching over him at all times as his guard. People there call him Tom, much to his disgust.
Ron and Sirius were currently on bottle number two of firewhisky.
Remus and Hermione had long confiscated their wands and hid the other bottles. They were splayed out on pallets on the floor in front of the fireplace.
"Lets play truth or dare!" Sirius had suddenly called about half an hour ago.
After many silly and goofy things they had to do and Remus and Sirius falling asleep, Ron was suddenly sober.
"Harry, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Harry said grinning. His last one he had to sing some completely random song so he wasn't worried too much.
"Hmmm… your longest relationship was a week shy of a month wasn't it?"
"Yeah, so?" Harry said confused.
"So… I dare you to have a relationship that lasts two months." Ron said very proud of himself.
"With who?" Harry asked in an exasperated voice.
"Oh… I hadn't thought of that… Mione a little help here." Ron said turning to his girlfriend.
"Think of someone who Harry's always obsessed over." She suggested.
"Malfoy!" Ron said instantly before falling backwards and passing out with a loud snore.
Harry had told everyone that he preferred blokes about a year ago when they had been trying to set him up with Ginny and Luna and Lavender.
"He won't remember that in the morning." Harry said smirking.
"He won't. But I will. And I will remind him it was his idea in the first place."
"You suck Mione." Harry mumbled.
"Why yes. Yes I do. I swallow too." She said with a smirk of her own.
"Too much information Hermione!" Harry cried covering his eyes with his hands.
"You cant back out… not logically." Hermione said still smirking.
Gryffindor truth or dare was vicious. If you backed out you had to go up to Professor Snape and loudly profess your undying love for him.