There's a Cyniclon in my House!!!! o.O episode 9
The eerie silence seemed to go on for HOURS, but it had only been a few seconds. Thankful Murray didn't pop in when Kisshu was actually going to kiss Lea. Now THAT would have been bad. But Lea had a plan up her sleeve. She had a real good talent for dramatic excuses. So she decided she'd use it.
"Oh! Hi Dad!" She said like their wasn't anything weird or bad going on.
"Lea, one, what the hell are you doing? And two, who the hell is THIS?!" Murray said while staring at Kisshu.
Lea got away from Kisshu's clutches and fixed her hair and calmed herself to think of what to say...
"Dad, uh...all we were doing was...was...rehearsing for a play!"
"A play?!" Kisshu and Murray both said to her.
Lea jabbed her elbow in Kisshu's stomach with an "OOF!" from his mouth in pain. She smiled awkwardly to her Dad.
"Eh-HehHehHeh Anyway...today for an assignment we are doing a play called...called...um...ROMEO AND JULIET!! The NEW VERSION!
"What?" Kisshu and Murray asked in shock.
She jabbed Kisshu in the stomach again with him making a big "OOF!".
"Kish, SHUT UP!" Lea hissed to him under her breath.
"The new version of Romeo and Juliet that we're doing is instead of a HUMAN Romeo, it's an elf-ear guy!"
"An elf-ear guy?" Murray asked suspiciously.
"Ya! That's why he's wearing these FAKE ears!" Lea tells her Dad while tugging on Kisshu's ears.
"Ow!" Kisshu whispered to Lea.
"Urusaai!!" She hissed back. (Urusaai means "Shut Up" in japanense)
"Alright." Murray said. "But since when does your school have plays?"
"SINCE THIS YEAR!" Lea exclaimed.
"Ok, but you didn't answer one of my questions...Who is this?" Murray asked while pointing at Kisshu.
"Ah! o.O"
"OMG! WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL HIM!? Oh, Dad. This is Kisshu. He's an Alien come to destroy the human race. And he just HAPPENS to like me. YA RIGHT! I CAN'T TELL HIM THAT! GRRRNESS!!!!!" She thought in horror.
"H-He's Ki-Kish" She studdered.
"My name's Kisshu, sir." He said as he held out his hand for Murray to shake.
Murray shook Kisshu's hand as if they were both saying, Pleased to meet you Lea was just staring at both of them in shock "What the fudge?! He's not like that when we're ALONE!" She thought to herself. They stopped and Murray looked at Lea as if he was APPROVING OF KISSHU!
"OH FUDGE...!!!" She screamed while she looked back and forth to her Dad and Kisshu.
Kisshu looked at Lea as if he was saying ' Let's finish what we started. '
"SICK-O! Wish I could punch him right now...crappers! Dad's still watching!!" She thought.
Then Murray pushed Lea towards Kisshu and she turned around having a look on her face like would toward Derek. Lea sighed as she went downstairs to go watch . She was hoping that Kisshu would just teleport somewhere else so she could watch her 'After School Show'. He started to follow her downstairs without Lea noticing. She got to the basement and sat on the couch. Once she sat down, she looked around finding that Kisshu was nowhere to be seen. Lea thought she could FINALLY relax.
"*sigh* Man, was that close!" She told herself. "At least he's gone now. TIME FOR ! Wonder what today's episode is about..."
Lea grabbed all three of the T.V remotes and started to flick to the CTV channel.
"AH! So today's topic is 'Nasty Neighbours!' "
"Boo."
"GAH!" Lea screamed.
Kisshu appeared beside her on the couch with his arm around her shoulder and a smile on his face. She stared with hate at his arm around her and at his face. She got ready to give him the black eye she had been waiting and WANTING to give him.
"Grrr...TAKE THIS!"
Lea swung her fist at his face but SHE FELL OVER!
"OUCH! HEY! Where'd he go?!"
He reappeared floating in front of her just laughing! Lea sat up and stared at him with anger.
"Can you just stay still so I can beat the crap out of you?!"
"Hmm...and why would you wanna do that?"
"WHY WOULD I WANNA DO THAT?!!!!?" She yelled aggressively. "*sigh* I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place. Don't freak out...you do that to much...JUST...CALM...DOWN!"
Kisshu looked at her with interest wondering what she was going to say...
"The reason I would like to do that is because one, you stole my first kiss, two, you kidnapped me, and I thought that would NEVER happen. And three, YOU KISSED ME AGAIN THIS MORNING!!!"
"Well, I think you're pretty cute. And you seem to like it when I kiss you. Ichigo's kisses aren't as good as yours. I 'kidnapped' you because it was a trap for the other mew mews. Unfortunately, you just HAD to know tae kwon do and defeat my predasite. And this morning I knew it was your first day of school and I wanted to give you something." Kisshu said calmly.
"GGGGRRRRRRRRNESS!!!"
"I do NOT like it when you kiss me!!!" She started to say. "And that "PRESENT" was something I'd rather NOT HAVE!!! And me knowing tae kwon d-...?!?! *gulp* D-did you
say I'm c-cute?!"
"Yes. I did say that. Why? Is that a shock to you?"
"OF COURSE IT'S A SHOCK!" Lea told him. "*sigh* The only other guy who told me that was Austin..." She mumbled as a tear came from her eye.
"Why is she crying?" Kisshu thought.
Kisshu flew toward her and whipped the tears coming from her face. She looked at him wondering, "Why was he doing this?"
"Lea?" Kisshu asked. "Why are you crying?"
"I can't tell you."
"Of course you can tell me." He said caringly.
"It's Aust-...!!! I MEAN...my friend?" "CRAP! My friend? He's NEVER going to believe THAT!"
Kisshu flew back slightly with some shock, a lot jealousy and anger in his golden amber eyes. It scared Lea somewhat.
"I don't like that look in his eyes. Back away slowly..."
"She's thinking of him again." He thought with anger. He had a flashback from earlier in the day when Lea was in her social class when she was looking at DEREK but Kisshu mistaked him for Austin. "He WILL die, if it's the last thing I do! I'm not going to lose her."
"Ki-Kish?"
He came out of his flashback and stared at Lea controllingly.
"Uh...I'M GOING UPSTAIRS FOR A SEC."
Lea turned to the stairs and ran. She ran like she was running for her life. "He is REALLY starting to scare me. The look in his eyes when he was staring at me. It seemed like he was controlling me!" She jumped on her bed and started to hug her bear she named Pooky, after Garfield the Cat's bear. "Pooky, why am I so scared? I'M TOUGH! I'm NOT a girly girl. He shouldn't be scaring me. If he thinks he can CONTROL ME...then he's got another thing comin'! But I have a feeling he has something planned...YOUR RIGHT POOKY! I'm just being an El Stupido. THANKS!" She put Pooky down and walked calmly downstairs and saw her Mom come in through the front door. Lea turned the next corner and saw Kisshu sitting at the table waiting for her. Her eyes widened to find that her Mom had seen him too...
"UH OH. This can't be good."
"Lea! Where were you? Leaving this nice boy down here by himself!" Susan said to her.
"NICE BOY?! WHAT THE FUDGE?!" Lea thought with more shock. "UM...I was just upstairs gettin' somsom."
Kisshu got up from his seat and walked over to Lea, but he still had the same look in his eyes that scared her.
"So when did you two start dating?" Susan asked.
"WHAT?!" Lea and Murray screamed.
"LEA! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE DATING THIS GUY!" Murray yelled.
"But I'm not!!!" She screamed like it was a big fat LIE. Which it WAS.
"Huh?" Susan said.
Kisshu pulled Lea toward him and rapped his arm around her waist like he was her boyfriend. Lea tired to pull away from his clutches, but he was just too strong.
"ARGH! WHAT IS HE TRYING TO DO?!...So much for me being stronger than most guys...ggrrrness."
"Don't they make a cute couple?" Susan told Murray in a high voice.
"Uh." Murray just stared at them.
"Cute couple my ASS." Lea thought with disgust.
"Kisshu, would you like to stay for supper?" Susan asked Kisshu hoping him to say YES.
"WHAT!? OH NO SHE DIDN'T! I'M STOPPING THIS RIGHT NOW!" She told herself.
"NO. He would N-" Lea told her mother in a VERY serious tone.
Just before she was about to finish her sentence, he turned Lea's body to his side to get her to stop speaking. "I'd LOVE too." he replied to Susan.
"MHM!!!!" "OH, He did NOT just do that!"
"Wonderful. We're having lasagna."
"MMPH!!!" "WE ARE?! That's ONE good thing..." Kisshu stopped holding Lea's face in his side and while he wasn't paying attention, Lea pulled away. She grabbed his wrist and pulled him upstairs where her parents wouldn't be able to hear what she was going to say to Kisshu. They got upstairs and Lea threw him against the wall and stared at him like she was ready to kill him.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!?!" She yelled. "Do you WANT my parents to think your my boyfriend?!"
"Aggressive as always." Kisshu smirked.
"SHUT IT." She said with her finger pointing at his face. "Look buddy. Cut the crap and listen to me. I know you MUST still like Ichigo. So, BOTHER HER INSTEAD!!! I DON'T like you. I'm thinking Ichigo is a little to LIGHT-HEADED to know who she really likes. So she may like you instead of her "BOYFRIEND". SO STOP HARASSING ME!"
"Heh."
"Huh?" Lea said with a confused look on her face.
"I know she doesn't like me. And I don't find her to be as interesting as you. You're my new toy. You should get used to it, kitten." Kisshun said just before he teleported to go behind Lea. She had a blank look on her face when he disappeared.
" I-I should get USED to it? ... KITTEN?!" She thought. "OMG. I'M DOOMED."
Lea turns to Kisshu and gives him an evil glare but he looks back at her looking like it just BOUNCIN' right off of him!
"LEA! KISSHU! SUPPER'S READY!" Susan called.
"Look's like dinner's ready, kitten." Kisshu smirked again.
"ARGH! STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Lea screamed. She ran downstairs to the kitchen and slammed the table with her fist as she sat down. Kisshu followed her as soon as she got to the table.
"DUDE! What's buggin' ya?" Murray asked Lea.
"NOTHING. I'm just pissed at someone." She said back.
Murray leaned toward her and asked, "Is it Kisshu?"
"OF COURSE! But don't tell mom..."
"Gotcha. Won't tell her."
Kisshu came down and sat beside Lea with a stupid smile on his face. (In Lea's eyes it looked STUPID.) She felt all tense throughout her body when he was just STARING at her! Her Mom and Dad sat down in the other two seats and started talking to one another about how work went that day. Lea just started to eat her Dad's homemade lasagna while Kisshu was still looking at her without touching HIS lasagna! She looked at him with a 'What the hell are YOU looking at?!' face. He turned back to his plate and started to eat his lasagna.
"Mom, is Amy coming home?" Lea asked Susan.
"Ya, she should be here soon with Ben."
"Ah. ...WAIT...She's coming home with Ben??" Lea asked with shock. Kisshu looked at her with with a confused look on his face wondering why Lea was so shocked about this BEN guy. Kisshu leaned towards Lea.
"Who's Kisshu?" He asked.
"GAH!" She yelped quietly so only Kisshu could hear her. "...Um...he's my sister's new boyfriend...why do you want to know?!"
"No reason. Just wondering why you were freaking because he's coming."
"I'm sooo NOT freaking, Kish! Oh, and when my sister comes...DON'T talk to her. I'LL do the talking. If she asks why you're here, DON'T say your my boyfriend! Cuz your NOT."
Kisshu just gave her silence for a reply. Lea didn't think that was something she could count on. The door bell rang just a second later and it made Lea jump. She went to answer with Kisshu following closely behind her. She let an angry sigh knowing he was following her...again. She opened the door...
"Uh, Hi Amy. Hey Ben."
"Hey!" Ben and Amy answered happily. "Lea. Who's this?" Amy asked.
"He's behind me isn't he?" Lea whispered to her sister.
"YA. But who is he?"
"*ANGRY SIGH* He's Kisshu."
Amy stood up and said "Is he your BOYFRIEND?" loud enough for Kisshu to hear her. His face lit up as he heard what Amy said to Lea.
"ACK! What the heck are you doing!?"
"So, your first boyfriend after Austin! So you finally got over him?"
"SHUT UP AMY!"
Once again, Kisshu rapped his arm around Lea's waist like he did in front of her parents. Lea felt like she was going to explode. He didn't listen to a word she said to him at the table!
"Kisshu! Let go of me!" She hissed to him.
"No, Honey."
"AWW! He called you 'Honey' !" Amy said. In the background Ben was laughing his head off.
"Shut it Amy! You too Ben!"
"Ooooo...TOUCHIE!" Ben said while laughing.
Lea was on her top anger level now, she pushed Kisshu as hard as she could without herself falling over and got free. She stomped her way to the table and sat down.
"Kisshu, give her time. It looks like she's STILL hooked on Austin."
"I know." He said with his jealousness in his voice. He turned to look at Lea with his amber eyes. Ben, Dren, and Amy walked over to the table and they all sat down in the 3 seats that were left. Lea finished her supper before Kisshu could say anything to her. Lea got up with a tough girl attiude and went downstairs. Kisshu finished eating his lasagna and went to where Lea ran off to. He got downstairs and peeked around the corner to spy on Lea once again. He saw her screaming while cursing at Amy for bringing up the fact that she still liked Austin. Kisshu's eyes filled with rage as he heard her talk to herself about his new rival, Austin. He teleported to go in front of her close enough for him to touch her face. She saw him in front of her and swung her fist back and hit him in the stomach.
"OUCH!" He yelped with pain.
"You deserved it, BUDDY!" She said with her nose in the air. "I'm stronger than I look, aren't I?"
"Urgh. Yes, Honey."
"Stop calling me th-...!!!"
Just then another figure appeared floating next to Kisshu and it formed into the little MIDGET, Taruto!
"Kisshu! So this is where you were! I kinda thought you'd be here. But MAN! Is this place a murder to find!..." Taruto looks at Kisshu and Lea looking like he's about to laugh... "AH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You got beat up by a girl! And by the new mew, too! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!" He said while trying to get his breath back to normal from laughing so hard.
"SHUT UP TARUTO!" Kisshu yelled to the little twerp.
"HEY! Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I'm not strong!" Lea said sternly to the little runt.
"All girls are wimps...LIKE YOU!"
"Oh, you did NOT just say that!"
"Hmph. I speak the truth!"
"Well, YOUR truth ain't right!"
"I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"
"WOULD YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP?!" Kisshu yelled at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP KISSHU!" Taruto and Lea both squawked at him.
"WIMP! WIMP! WIMP!" Taruto taunted Lea.
"GRRR!!! CALL ME A WIMP AGAIN AND I'LL KILL YOU!"
"HA! You haven't got the guts!"
"OH YA?!!!"
"YA! ...WIMP!"
"GGRRRR!!!! THAT'S IT!" She wailed. She got ready to jump at the floating midget and pounced at him with her hands out ready to shake him from the shoulders. But as she was in the air before she could stop herself from attacking, Kisshu pushed Taruto out of the way and went in his place, and Lea's eyes grew wide as she saw who was there instead of her original target. She screamed.
"EEE-YAH!!!!"
BAM! They both fell to the floor with Lea on top of Kisshu and both of their faces were blushing fiercely red. Ok...so Lea's face was redder. Her lips were touching his cheek slightly and Kisshu gave her a little smirk. Lea's eyes grew as big as they could with shock. She quickly got up from lying on top of him and blushed even HARDER. She tried to hide it but...
"AHHH!!!! What's on my head!?"
"HAHAHAHA!!!! YOU HAVE YOUR WHITE EARS!!!!" Taruto laughing hysterically on his back while pointing at Lea's head.
"SHUT UP! OMG! This has NEVER happened before! ARGHNESS!"
Kisshu got up from Lea falling on him and flew toward her.
"I overheard from Ichigo's "boss" that your cat genes pop out when your embarrassed." Kisshu told her with Lea's eyes still wide open from shock. "ARE you embarrassed?"
"OF COURSE NOT! Why would I be embarrassed?! Just cuz I fell on yo-..." Kisshu gave her a little smirk. The door bell rang again.
Lea ran up the stairs while yelling, "GOT IT!" Kisshu disappeared from his place. Lea rushed upstairs and answered the door. But Kish reappeared behind Lea without her realizing it...
"For shiznit! ...Oh,...it's just Lea..." Sabriena said while groaning.
"Sabriena! If you knew this was was house, then why do you sound disappointed that I answered the door??" Lea told her while sounding annoyed.
"Lea ...YOU WISH YOU ATE A BROWNIE!"
"Yesh! That doesn't even make sense. Anyways, why are you guys here?"
"We just wanted to stop by randomly!" Jessica told Lea with Megan and Sabby nodding.
Writer's Note: MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY POP AT MY HOUSE RANDOMLY!
"UH...Lea? What's with the two random dudes behind you?" Megan asked Lea.
"RANDOM DUDES?" She thought "Uh, Oh. Kisshu and Taruto better not be behind me..." Lea turned to look behind her as quickly as she could. Her stomach dropped when she DID see Taruto and Kisshu. Kisshu was standing, but Taruto was floating!
"AHH!!!" Lea screamed. She ran behind them and pushed both Kisshu and Taruto outside the door so her family wouldn't see the two Aliens anymore. She slammed the door behind her.
"Lea? you didn't answer me...What's with the two random dudes?" Megan kept asking.
"DAMN! What am I supposed to tell them? Oh, you guys, these are two aliens that have come to earth to destroy all man kind. And one of them just HAPPENS to like tormenting me!" She thought. "OF COURSE I CAN'T SAY THAT!"
"Uh...ano...crappers!"
"Lea! WHO ARE THEY!?!" Jessica, Megan and Sabby hollered.
"GAH" Lea sounded REAL startled. She turned and pulled Taruto to the ground and turned back to her impatient friends.
"He's T-Taruto..." She said while pointing to Taruto. "And t-this is K-Kisshu...."
"Hi." Taruto said in a bratty tone.
"Hey." Kisshu said.
"O-M-G..." Jessica said, sounding shocked.
"WHA?" Taruto, Kisshu and Lea asked.
"KISSHU LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" She laughed soo hard that she was trying to breath normally but couldn't
"OMG! YOUR RIGHT!!!" Sabby and Megan shouted while pointing at him.
Lea and Taruto stared at Kisshu's face which was turning bright red with anger...they could both see what was going to happen...
"NO I DON'T!!!"
"Ya, YOU DO!" Jessica yelled back at him without backin' down. After she said her insulting words to Kisshu, he yelled "DRAGON SWORDS!" and held both of them up to her neck with a look in his eyes that was SUPER SCARY.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Jessica yelled in her head. "Lea...HELP." Jessica whispered with fear. Lea just kept looking back and forth at Kisshu and Jess looking like she didn't know what to do! Of course Taruto was laughing in the background. Kisshu swung his hands back with his weapons and just when he was gonna slash Jessica...
"WHOA!!!!" Jessica screamed. Lea had pushed her out of Kisshu's target area and had gone in her place. His swords had sliced the ends of her ponytail as she swung her head down so he wouldn't kill her. When Kisshu had just realized what he had done, he dropped his weapons. Lea got up and sheild her friends from him. Kisshu and Taruto just stared at her.
"WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" Lea yelled at the top of her lungs. "Don't you EVER try to kill my friends!"
Kisshu looked up at Lea with shock on his face. She just had a angry look on her face. Taruto was just looking at both of them. Kisshu teleported from his spot and reappeared if front of Lea's face. He kissed her cheek.
"See ya later, kitten." Kisshu smirked as he teleported away.
"MAN! Is THAT ever gettin' old!" Taruto said as he disappeared.
"DAMMIT! He just HAD to kiss me again!" She said with disgust. Lea turned to her friend's shocked faces.
"Thanks." Jessica told Lea. "I really thought he was going to kill me!"
"No problem." Lea told her El Stupid-o friend. "Next time, think about what you say!"
"Whatever. But...who WERE they? They had REALLY weird clothes. and they had elf ears!"
"NO KIDDING."
"HE KISSED YOU!!! HE KISSED YOU!!!!" Megan and Sabriena tormented Lea.
Lea looked at Megan and Sabby and had a REAL angry look on her face. "SHUT IT!"
"Does this mean you have a BOYFRIEND?!" Jess asked impatiently.
"LEA?! HAVE A BOYFRIEND!? AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Megan and Sabriena laughed hysterically!
"NO!...GOD NO!...HELL NO!"
"OMG! This means you don't like my cousin anymore! YEEEES!!!!! WOO!"
"Shut up!!!! One...he's NOT my boyfriend, two...yes, he kissed me. WOOP-DE-FRICKIN-DOO! DON'T CARE!" Lea said. "Ok...so I DO care..." she murmured. "And three...I STILL LIKE AUSTIN! So get over it Jessica!"
"WHAT THE POO!?" Jess said. "YOU CAN'T STILL LIKE MY COUSIN! NOOOO!!! CRAP!"
"HE KISSED YOU!!! HE KISSED YOU!!" Megan and Sabs STILL teased Lea.
"WHATEVER! Look, can you guys leave me alone today? I see you tomorrow. I need to rest. JA-NEE!"
WRITER'S NOTE: ' JA-NEE ' means BYE in japanese.
Lea slammed the door just leaving her friends outside.
"Let's just go. We can bug her about this at school tomorrow anyway!" Sabby said with evilness in her voice...
"OK!"
And Megan, Sabriena, and Jessica, all went home.
MewMewLea: Ahhh my silly friends and their shananigans XD
Kisshu: I can not BELIEVE that Jessica girl think I look like a girl! I'm a full buff hot guy!
Taruto: *snicker* look who full of himself...
Kisshu: Shut up.
Pai: You two are so juvenile.
Kisshu & Taruto: STAY OUT OF THIS PAI!
MewMewLea: PLEASE REVIEW!