Sonic Lots of Madness!!!!

Chapter # 3:

Tails doesn't know danger

It's around 18:00 (damm, three fanfics passing in the same day!), Shadow is laying in a couch as Sonic lays in the other. They're are playing the most lame game in the whole friggin' world!!!!

"I see, with my eyes, something black and red!" Says Sonic.

"Stop looking at me, Sonic!"

"Alright..."

"Hey, Sonic...How about we jump out of these couchs and do something, huh?"

"Like calling Amy and Rouge for some wild sex?!"

"No! Not that...Well, not yet...But anyway, like, do some sports..."

"Well, there's a skate park ten blocks from here and a basketball court just two blocks from here."

"Meh...Do you have a basketball?"

"I do, actually..."

"Let's go play then!!!"

18:30, Shadow and Sonic come back from the basketball court. They enter the house just to find Tails laying in the couch...

"Oh.Em.Eff.Gee. TAILS!!!" Yells Sonic.

"Oh, yeah? What the fuck?" Answers Tails.

"WHERE THE HECK WERE YOU?!"

"Huh? Wait, let me process this question and try to find an answer...Oh, yeah! In a party!"

"You've gone to that party yesterday..."

"I know, huh? Helluva party..."

"Yeah, whatever...Just...Clean the bathroom for me..."

"What? No, I'm not drunk so I didn't vomited!"

"Who's talking about that? I'm talking 'bout what Shadow did! Oh, and by the way, Shadow is living with us now."

"What?! Since when?!"

"Shadow?"

"Uh..Well..." Says Shadow while thinking. "Since around 14 o'clock..I think..."

"Meh..Whatever..." Says Tails. "What is wrong with the bathroom anyways?"

"Go see it by yourself." Says Sonic as he smiles to Shadow.

Tails go there and...

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!!! DAMM SHADOW!!!!"

"WHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!" Shadow and Sonic start laughing. A knock is heard on the door.

"Who the fuck could it be? I hope it's not the owner of that bike that we stoled over the basketball courtyard..." Says Sonic, going to the door.

He opens the door and sees Rouge there, with a luggage.

"Uh, hi, Sonic... I needed a place to stay so I knew that you were holding Shadow here so, like...Could I live here? I can pay handsomly..." Says Rouge, with a hand on Sonic's cheek.

"With...sex?" Asks Sonic.

"No, asshole. With money!" Says Rouge, kicking Sonic square in the nuts.

"Ow..." Says Shadow, seeing the scene.

"So, Shadow..." Says Rouge as she moves toward him and he, in a quick movement, put his hand in front of his nuts. "Oh, don't worry...I won't kick you...As long as you keep your perverted thoughts to you..."

"Y-Yes, ma'am!" Says Shadow. As Rouge walks away, he looks to her ass and think. "Damm, she's hot!"

"And as for you!" Says her point to Tails.

"What?" Asks Tails.

"You're a damm pervert!"

"You are right with that. Nice rack, by the way." Says Tails as he walks away to get a soda can on the refrigerator.

"WHAT?!" Yells Rouge.

"Shut up, bitch! Don't you know we have neighbors?"

"WHA—Oh, sorry... What?! Who are you calling bitch?!"

"Shadow, duh! Obviously it's you!"

"You want a fresh one on the nuts?!"

"By fresh one you mean a fresh lick?"

"AH! THAT'S IT!!!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP ALREADY, BIATCH!!!!"

"Oh." Says Sonic in a low voice to Shadow. "That's gonna be hardcore."

"You bet ya ass, Sonic!" Says Shadow as Tails and Rouge faced themselves like two lions ready to fight for food. "That'll be sooooo hardcore."

There. The mess is up. Tails vs. Rouge, a kitsune that doesn't know danger and a batgirl ready to go whoop-ass style on anyone. You should read next chapter as soon as it's up!

Took me some time to do this but I think it came out good. Anyways, that is all, folks (or in another style: "That's all, bitches!!!"). See ya later! ;D