I…bet you guys thought I died…Nope, I just got SUPER bored!!! Here's the second chapter.
"Yoh, how was last night?", Asked the really short 13 year old boy known as Manta. Yoh was sitting on a bench with a while towel on the back of his neck. He was drinking an energy drink with a label printed 'Rockstar', a dazed expression was painted on his face, not a care in the fuckin' world…"Yoh?" Manta spoke up and snapped Yoh out of his Brain Sleepies. "Yeah, Manta?" He looked down at the boy. I repeat…DOWN…."How was your night with Anna?" "My night?" FLASHBACK:
"OH GAWD YOH!!" "HMMM ANNA!!!"
AND FLASHBACK.
"Oh, yeah, it was great." He grinned, his cheeks a little red
Manta looked surprised "She didn't tape you to the ceiling fan and turn it on?" "Nope" "She didn't nail you to a cross to die for our sins?" "God no" A bright light shone in the background and Jesus came to greet them "Hey Jesus" Yoh waved "Sup homies" Jesus gave a thumbs up and walked off into the sunset "Weird" Manta rolled his eyes "So, you two had sex?" "Hmmm…"
FLASHBACK:
"YES YES YES YES!!!! MORE!!!!" "FEELS GOOD ARRRG HMMM!!!"
END FLASHBACK "Yeah"
Anna was cooking rice (Wtf?) happy she was marrying Yoh. The toilet ghost was doing perverted things to the TV, showing Hentai and Sexy things like turkeys and light bulbs. Anna didn't stop him since it was turning her on. Yoh had just gotten home and started playing video games with Jesus. Jesus threw the controller at Yoh's head and it made the sound of hallow wood getting hit "CHEATER!!" Jesus flipped him the bird and vanished. Yoh sighed "I wasn't cheating…I just got the blue turtle shell!! WASN'T MY FAULT YOU WERE IN THE FRONT!!"
Anna was giggling in the kitchen, stirring the rice (Wtf?) She looked called Yoh to dinner and Yoh ran over "Yo" "Yoh" Ryu Jumped through the room "YOOOOOO!!!" Anna and Yoh blinked for a moment and looked back at each other, shrugging. "Hey, Anna, lets have sex after dinner :D" "Okay:D"
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END OF PART ONE